Fashion Mumblr #30 Showing sagging bottoms at Thyme, but can Lady Muck rescue her sagging ceiling in time

[PineappleTopper]

So is it pretty commonly thought that josie got the old rectum etc due to a trust fund coming in? What age do you think she got it? How much do we think she got? I naively just kinda thought it was mostly lala and the insane amount influencing pays that have paid for everything . However, she does seem to have an absolute never ending pot of cash and have suddenly gone from 'cool london 20 something' to 40 year old 'maintaining herself' and living in a cotswold manor.
Am i right in thinking publicly she has
The old rectum, the london flat she rents out, that was supposed to be her office (for tax purposes) and 2 'cotswold' BTLs? Have i missed anything?

 

[Easy Bake]

What the actual duck??!
She is completely deranged? What the hell would she do if she actually had to work for a living?

Said it before but the glory days of blogging seem to be a thing of the past. Fewer bloggers are getting sponsorships and three day press junkets sponsored by cosmetics companies are becoming more exclusive (less bloggers).

 

[ella1979]

So is it pretty commonly thought that josie got the old rectum etc due to a trust fund coming in? What age do you think she got it? How much do we think she got? I naively just kinda thought it was mostly lala and the insane amount influencing pays that have paid for everything . However, she does seem to have an absolute never ending pot of cash and have suddenly gone from 'cool london 20 something' to 40 year old 'maintaining herself' and living in a cotswold manor.
Am i right in thinking publicly she has
The old rectum, the london flat she rents out, that was supposed to be her office (for tax purposes) and 2 'cotswold' BTLs? Have i missed anything?

I would imagine either her parents or possibly her grandparent opened a trust a very long time ago. I don't think its been paid out and closed down. The tax benefits depending on the trust can be very advantageous (if its the old school offshore type). Thery tend to go through the generations until the trust is drained if its not managed to accumulate wealth. I would guess the trust made a distribution to Josie to enable her to put down money on the rectum .... the fact there is a mortgage there tells me the trust is still running or she wouldn't have a mortgage. the trust probably advised her to not pay fully into the house due to the risk of that chav might claim from her in the future...

 

[PineappleTopper]

I would imagine either her parents or possibly her grandparent opened a trust a very long time ago. I don't think its been paid out and closed down. The tax benefits depending on the trust can be very advantageous (if its the old school offshore type). Thery tend to go through the generations until the trust is drained if its not managed to accumulate wealth. I would guess the trust made a distribution to Josie to enable her to put down money on the rectum .... the fact there is a mortgage there tells me the trust is still running or she wouldn't have a mortgage. the trust probably advised her to not pay fully into the house due to the risk of that chav might claim from her in the future...

This makes a lot of sense!

 

[anananz]

Josie said her house is 700-800 years old?

 

[Juliexyzz]

Josie said her house is 700-800 years old?

I suppose ( correct me if I'm wrong please ) the correct way would be to say the foundations of the house are tbat old or that parts of the house are that old. But our Josie is not that accurate in her descriptions. Imho she's so not worthy of that house and neither is he . No clue or knowledge about general history of her country. Materialistic and shallow.

 

[Twinkletoes974]

So is it pretty commonly thought that josie got the old rectum etc due to a trust fund coming in? What age do you think she got it? How much do we think she got? I naively just kinda thought it was mostly lala and the insane amount influencing pays that have paid for everything . However, she does seem to have an absolute never ending pot of cash and have suddenly gone from 'cool london 20 something' to 40 year old 'maintaining herself' and living in a cotswold manor.
Am i right in thinking publicly she has
The old rectum, the london flat she rents out, that was supposed to be her office (for tax purposes) and 2 'cotswold' BTLs? Have i missed anything?

I recently watched some of her old vlogs from 2016 and she was like a different person, she wasn’t designer this, designer that, she didn’t put on a weird fake posh voice and she shopped on the high street, by 2018 she’s starting to change so it must be around that time she gets hold of money or something happens!!

 

[IneverKnewmylogin]

I am afraid I do not think there is anything spectacular about this view. It’s a farm view… nothing wrong with it but it is not the most interesting. Oh and for the TL peops who like/do not like the ‘porn’ ‘Musak’ you are treated to it in the latest stories as you are shown the kitchen garden path and table….

 

[Allexie01]

I am afraid I do not think there is anything spectacular about this view. It’s a farm view… nothing wrong with it but it is not the most interesting. Oh and for the TL peops who like/do not like the ‘porn’ ‘Musak’ you are treated to it in the latest stories as you are shown the kitchen garden path and table….

Have these idiots ever visited any REAL natural countryside rather than the "carefully curated" Cotswobbles?? They seem very impressed by what looks to me quite ordinary and boring!

 

[Ja’mieKing]

I believe that the majority of Josie’s money comes from LaLa. After Josie’s father passed away, all of it went to her Mom since Josie was young. LaLa is very generous with what is hers and I imagine the inheritance hit for Josie when she got the London townhouse. On top of that, I do believe Josie is commanding a lot for YouTube and Instagram sponsorships and she does veryyy well with her other revenue streams of ads, links and the rentals. It’s pathetic that Charlie does nothing to contribute beyond maintaining the properties. He is young and fit and should be doing something else.

 

[realityfan]

A few weeks back I worked out the trust kicked in for Josie when she reached 25.
That’s about right as these things are usually;
18 (if you’re extremely lucky)
21 (still pretty lucky)
25 (trusting you to be sensible) or
30 (you’re probably going to squander the lot on a good time but hey ho we have to pay out at some stage!)

 

[Shmoogles]

I am afraid I do not think there is anything spectacular about this view. It’s a farm view… nothing wrong with it but it is not the most interesting. Oh and for the TL peops who like/do not like the ‘porn’ ‘Musak’ you are treated to it in the latest stories as you are shown the kitchen garden path and table….

Well they're going to be cutting that new tree down in the next 5 years - it's going to fully block their "view". Idiots.

 

[PettyBettyBoop]

I would imagine either her parents or possibly her grandparent opened a trust a very long time ago. I don't think its been paid out and closed down. The tax benefits depending on the trust can be very advantageous (if its the old school offshore type). Thery tend to go through the generations until the trust is drained if its not managed to accumulate wealth. I would guess the trust made a distribution to Josie to enable her to put down money on the rectum .... the fact there is a mortgage there tells me the trust is still running or she wouldn't have a mortgage. the trust probably advised her to not pay fully into the house due to the risk of that chav might claim from her in the future...

I doubt there is any trust whatsoever. I say this because I remember her mumbling something that she bought her London flat with her mom with some money she got from her father that she inherited.
She sold her flat and that helped finance the new place plus whatever else she has saved. I remember she mentioned she had people renting a room in her old flat. Plus whatever Charlie would bring. I wouldn’t be surprised her mother also gave her some money to help pay as she lives on the grounds. I remember LL had a B&b type place? Josie makes a LOT of money on IG but A LOT! Video sponsorships also bring in some cash too. She’s a blue checker person on IG and a picture/story/reel can go for thousands of dollars per post.

 

[IneverKnewmylogin]

I believe that the majority of Josie’s money comes from LaLa. After Josie’s father passed away, all of it went to her Mom since Josie was young. LaLa is very generous with what is hers and I imagine the inheritance hit for Josie when she got the London townhouse. On top of that, I do believe Josie is commanding a lot for YouTube and Instagram sponsorships and she does veryyy well with her other revenue streams of ads, links and the rentals. It’s pathetic that Charlie does nothing to contribute beyond maintaining the properties. He is young and fit and should be doing something else.

Let’s not be hard on Chav!!! Didn’t we just hear in the latest flog that after a power cut Chav had to spend a good couple of hours resetting thermostats !!! I for one, don’t know how he packed that into his hectic shift/work schedule! Man’s amazing!
oh Rauridh and Nathan mention - I think the last time they were seen in a beg/ flog one of them was speaking eloquently and knowledgeably on a matter and Chav was loudly disagreeing Chavsplaining… (showing his ignorance - in both senses of the word)
Another shed for their junk - let’s remember they also have that storage room Joho took us to where she had dumped the simply marvellous always pan!

 

[NomDePlume]

I doubt there is any trust whatsoever. I say this because I remember her mumbling something that she bought her London flat with her mom with some money she got from her father that she inherited.
She sold her flat and that helped finance the new place plus whatever else she has saved. I remember she mentioned she had people renting a room in her old flat. Plus whatever Charlie would bring. I wouldn’t be surprised her mother also gave her some money to help pay as she lives on the grounds. I remember LL had a B&b type place? Josie makes a LOT of money on IG but A LOT! Video sponsorships also bring in some cash too. She’s a blue checker person on IG and a picturr/story/reel can go for thousands of dollars per post.

Thanks so much for writing this. I no longer have the strength to write the long replies to all who assume Teefers is a trust fund baby and Charlie is just there because she has millions.

Notice how Lala has a low-maintenance pebble garden but is happy to garden with Teefers. That is not the garden of someone living large off big trust funds. If she had unlimited funds there would be garden services and no worries about her water bill.

Details about her parents are in her Wiki.

 

[Elsewhere]

Ah, another vlog my dahlings. She is on her way to Daylesford for a picnic dressed in her Bamford dress. The dress is not remotely suitable for a picnic on a rainy day but she is no doubt hoping Carole Bamford would notice her.

She is shilling for Missoma in this video... slurp-slurp, some lip smacks and more slurps. #ad hidden away underneath...

She layers on necklaces... why is Missoma using Teefers to promote festival jewellery? Does Teefers even know what a festival is? Takes off some of the tacky pearl jewels with the big gold gongs and tones it down a bit when she remembers the picnic at Daylesford.

I feel a bout of nausea when she channels Lydia talking to Portelini when she oohs about the pig-letts on the way to the loo. Oh dear goody gumdrops, she is trying to be so very cute, my dahlings. Wonder what she'll be like once on the rosé? Perhaps the pig-letts will become chicken-lin-lins... I can't wait... She calls the pig sow, Senor. Always so clever, our Teefers. Now I need the rosé... several glasses... to get through our very own Piggy's flog-a-thon - that greedy ole Teefers.

They left the picnic early, there was a band and some boogying that the Missoma festival jewellery shilling Josie was not up to.

Tells us they will be going on a little holiday, but it is a family holiday. Oh my goodness, my dahlings, all that begging and no one offered a freebie trip! She's on the beg though for some clothes for the holiday as that is clearly not sponsored yet and Teefers is broadcasting it loud and clear for the holiday freebies.

She has the Monday morning blues... stops to very loudly slurp up her coffee... yuck! Complains about all the Jubilee editing. 5 mins is this video and hardly any in the previous video so must have been too wasted to use any footage.

Long explanation about house maintenance... is this why she's so glum? The Olde Rectum heating is going to cost a pretty penny and they are changing the thermostats of the underfloor heating. I assume the long story about the thermostats is also for begging purposes...

Painting the kitchen in a green colour (currently pale blue) as the walls are apparently cracking. Seems to be on the beg for kitchen freebies and mentions the Leo woman's kitchen marble. I knew little Teefers was going to come home green with envy. She so thought her house and garden were the fairest in all the lands. Rude awakening for lil teefers methinks.

She tells us this is a boring vlog. It's 53 minutes to get the ad revenue. If you have no content then cut your stupid long and boring vlogs. The endless mindless rambling and mumbling are driving me in-freaking-sane!!!!!! She could have made the vlog 25 minutes...

Early in the vlog she said she sent her cake to her mother but now she has a plate with cake for her moaning session. Can't keep her lies straight, can she? Or perhaps her brother and his children who visited Lala while they were at Daylesford did not eat that disgusting heavy dry cake of hers... must be bad if the children didn't polish it off.

She shares her inbox admin for longer than she showed the Jubilee picnic... rivetting content... it's normal boring office work and an email list she is using as content for AdSense. Greedy pig she is. I only watch her with an adblocker...

24 minutes of the mindnumbing house and garden update... with timelapse... dreadful vlog... truly dreadful... pure greed from her to get AdSense... some charchar splaining too...

The only small positive is she changed the 70s porn music for piano music... she also did not show us her chomping that cake... small mercies... but she just keeps talking and splaining... with all her mumbling she still only scraped together 53 mins and could not get to an hour... I am utterly exhausted

Thank you so much for your summaries and taking one for the team! They are fantastic!

 

[Allexie01]

What shallow lives these people live!

 

[Ch21]

I really want to know what happened to the cinema room!!

 

[Ja’mieKing]

How is Josie’s relationship with her older brother and his children? I have seen them in the vlogs here and there but it would appear that LaLa favors Josie and the majority of her money goes toward the 800-year-old estate, lol. If I were her brother who doesn’t seem to be doing as well in life and with 4 kids, I’d definitely feel a bit shafted.

 

[IneverKnewmylogin]

What shallow lives these people live!

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Looks like Chav is trying to get his own Beauty Pie freebies…guess his Chavsplaining at that Arden event hasn’t led to any freebies or Uber paid consultancy work!