It's a 45:15 minute bore-fest of endless nothingness.
She remembers she has a Peloton. Aaaah, it’s because Sweaty Betty is sponsoring. Endless flogging of Sweaty Betty ensues.
Then moves on to flog some hair products. Has a “pampering” shower. She is trolling us here.
Flogs Beauty Pie (aka Minced Beauty
c/o
@Juliexyzz ) Says her skin is fantastic from the Vit C body lotion. Beauty Pie must work miracles. She barely unpacked it a week ago.
Finds a cooked breakfast that Charlie made before going to rugby. Her response... she complains about the pan he used, doesn’t know why he didn’t use the Always Pan. There’s no satisfying Josefiend! She really is a witch!
Now she takes measurements of the fireplace (Lidl is not the only one who will have an installation!) and the arch outside the front door. Lala helps, so there’s a small chance of being correct. Josie is not good with measurements on her own.
She gives a shout out for her birthday.
Finally hangs the wreath from that Festive non-festive flog-a-thon vlog on the front door. Lala helps again.
She talks about reindeer with lights for outside but has no outdoor power socket, so asks for viewers' advice. Is she hoping for a freebie solar plug or just engaging subscribers? You can Google, Josie. And you have Amazon!
Conspiratorially tells us about her secret drawer where the greedy old tart is going to hide the mince pies from Charlie. Again, hoping for viewers to comment. She really needs them to side with her.
Says she will ask Charlie for Sweaty Betty socks for her birthday.
As if greedy Teefers will ever be happy with socks.
Another shout out for her birthday.
Are they not sending granny Josie any birthday freebies yet?
Flogs a pink Sweaty Betty top. Says it’s a "mature" pink, not girly pink. She sooooo reads here, my darlings. Also, certainly reads Freddy's too.
Another shout out for her birthday!
Says she will ask friends for credits towards Pilates classes at Daylesford as presents for her birthday. So cringe worthy! Can somebody please give her a freebie?!
Says” birthday” in the weirdest old lady governess voice.
Why is she so weird about this birthday thing????
Just then her Dyson fan switches on.
For real this time... not the staged hairspray trick she always pulls. I think the Dyson picked up on her birthday begging BS... I have a new respect for Dyson fans because of their advanced BS detection ability!
At 25 min she has a tiny edit glitch and says the same sentence twice.
She shows her gratitude for a freebie wreath by hanging it on the Pretender Defender. Milady has the Daylesford one on her front door, thank you very much.!
She trolls and trolls and trolls us here about her chomping and eating. She looks revolting doing it. Such a stupid thing to do and speaks volumes about how nasty she really is.
We also have bizarre traipsing through grocery stores looking at sweets and mince pies. She oohs and aahs a lot... that ole fake put-on ooh and aah. I am left wondering if she is doing this out of desperation for content or if it is secretly a shout out for a grocery sponsorship. Both she and Lidl have waxed on about shopping recently. I find it odd. It's grocery shopping... on a fashion/lifestyle channel... a channel desperate to be about luxury?!?
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