59:49 long, my heart sinks...
She is presenting the vlog as a Christmas decor vlog, it is not. Says to watch till the end, her vlogs always get better towards the end. No, they don't! If the start is so poor, why not edit it out, Josie? Oops, of course, you can't do that, you need that ad revenue. The longer the better.
Less than 3 minutes in and she has already mentioned her birthday. Putting it out there for vendors who might want to provide freebies and companies to send her some birthday freebies. Her greed is disgusting! She plans on doing a floral mantel display (copying Lidiot) for her birthday (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) only she doesn't have an actual mantel. The desperation for content!
Brace yourselves, she is not yet finished with the word "autumnal". We hear the words autumnal, festive and pampering a lot.
Brags about her 9-foot tree. Who can forget last year when the idiot ordered a 12-foot tree that didn't fit in her house. Starts unpacking new baubles. Is this a gifted freebie? It's in the affiliates. She is surprised that some baubles are in fact one long rope decoration, not individual baubles. Wouldn't you know that if you placed an order??? The loose baubles have no hanging loops, so she adds ribbons to them on a time-lapse. Quickly decides sod this, it is too much work and moves on to the other products for the affiliates, which have nothing to do with Christmas decor. Vlog is promoted as "Festive" but is actually just another #ad. Needs us to feel like Christmas so we can buy, buy, buy.
Unfortunately, she is busy chomping mince pies during this time-lapse, which is nauseating to watch as her tongue constantly goes to the side of her mouth to dislodge the mince pie bits still stuck there. I feel sick and decide to skip dinner. Little miss Debrett's always eating on camera. So yuck to watch her chomping. There is a reason celebs don't eat on camera, Josefiend. Not even they can look good and they don't have your teefers to deal with my dear.
Has us watching her wipe the "autumnal table" - the shop display idea stolen from Daylesford and executed poorly. Why is this considered content? Bet she squeezed in an ad too. I thankfully block her videos for ads on Youtube.
We are treated to watching her cooking pasta. Why??? To show her Lurpak butter. More shade at Lidl? Surely she cannot be that nasty and low?
She proceeds to flog Beauty Pie (the video sponsor) by telling a lot of lies and oversimplifications. Does a very good job with the flogging. I see many falling for what she says. I have no energy to explain why what she says is not necessarily the truth. She also adds that she likes Beauty Pie because she doesn't like people getting ripped off. And yet, here you are Josie, ripping your subscribers off even as you speak!!!!! I don't know if I should laugh or cry?
We catch a glimpse of that ugly powder room as she "pampers" herself, but only because their masseuse is in their room and it's Charlie's turn for the massage. Milady has to take off her makeup before her own massage, so is forced to use the powder room to flog the new products for the video sponsorship. Have forgotten how truly ugly that powder room is. It's certainly not the Annabel's powder room look she attempted to imitate. No wonder we hardly see the pink floral disaster. It is actually the closest in decor to her and Freddy's pink decor taste and it shows.
Next, we have to watch her cook because she has a new colour Always Pan to flog. There is no 'Ad" in the video description, yet everything in the video is an ad, not disclosed. Last time she used old Char Char to cook for the pan flogging.
She has read here about the garden food wastage and pretends to use pumpkins and parsley from her garden. The parsley is not needed for the recipe, it is used to garnish. In the garden, we see the massive butternut which she says she will harvest. I can't wait to see it being used, Josie! Says making the soup was not worth it as it took 2 hours. I am utterly delighted at her sweating and making the food only to shut us tattlers up.
We see her sad "autumn display" outside their front door. She says the flowers didn't last as she had hoped. No, they didn't. They were hastily and shoddily put together for content and then forgotten like the rest of her "gardening". We never saw milady again, wearing her Valentino's, because the garden was no longer useful for the gram. We are only shown the sad autumnal display because it's her segway into advertising a wreath freebie, complete with affiliate link of course.
She "treated" herself to the new Macbook Pro. Always love it when she "treats" herself, gives new meaning to the word. One assumes a treat is something which you enjoy on rare occasions. Not for our Jose... she is always on the "treat" and the "pamper".
She manages to keep her teeth in her mouth when she shares that she also got a new iPhone from Casetify to promote their phone cases. MIlady must finally feel that buying reaching 500K subscribers paid off and that she is heading for Frow, who also got a phone. She will need Charlie to apply the screen protector for her as she can't do it. Also says she struggles to sync with iCloud as she can never remember her password. People sync on iCloud, OneDrive, Google Drive every day. Is she really that dim? Her job is in media and editing.
She is so desperate for money. Mentions her old vlogmas videos twice. Needs people to go and watch again, my dahlings, so she can get the ad revenue. Why use last year's two-month-long Christmas flogging once, if you can make money off it twice?
reaction emoji! Let’s all flood the comments of her next flog of skin care make up and candles with those words … Joho would have to work to delete the comments but then she has said before that any reactions/comments are helpful to her as brands just look at the number (quantity and not the quality/ or favourability)
