Oooh a cosy haul vlog! I can’t wait….
She needs to get the house festive - yay! Less than 1 minute in she’s flogging H&M…. Good work miss
blagger vlogger!
Dogs are barking- pesky dogs. More old tat furniture is being delivered. Cripes, 2 mins in and I am already bored….
Next up, flogging St Tropez fake tan, and here we go with the jewellery AD. Yawn.
10 mins and she’s still going…. Oooh the antique bookshelf is in!! Let’s go look at it!
Nice plug for the antique shop. Charlie’s ordered some antique books sorry am trying not to piss myself right now, he’s ORDERED ANTIQUE BOOKS
It’s all for the gram remember!
Still banging on about antiques. And now she’s finished her gift guides! Can’t WAIT to see what she’s flogging this year!
She’s making pumpkin soup now. To use up the pumpkins. Always sustainable is our Josie…
Great explanation on how to drizzle cream on soup. Someone give her a cookery show.
Getting her nails fixed now. She’s going to ignore the pedicure lady and do some work. She’s just so polite.
Home now. Wrapping some presents. Purely for the gram again. Naturally. Poor Charles is sick in bed. Thought it was quiet.
Flogging the wrapping paper now.
Flogging Daylesford now.
It’s the next day. Trying on more clothes that you’ll see soon on eBay. Remember, she’s all for being sustainable. She’s ordered ANOTHER jumper, just like the one she’s wearing…oh, and back flogging the jewellery again from the start of the vlog.
She’s bought a “gardening jumper”. That’s all.*
* I say “bought” - she’s not spent her own money, for sure.
Flogging the jewellery again. No #AD now though. So strange, the title doesn’t say it’s an #AD…
Still flogging jumpers. Bored now.
Got an actually very lovely red sparkly dress on! She should wear more red. She looks so much nicer than in all those old granny dresses!
Time for the beige pasta! Side note - does she ever walk the dogs??! They just seem to be accessories in the back of videos. They’re never ever walked?!
She didn’t have time for lunch today. Even though yesterday she made a load of pumpkin soup. Some company with more money than sense is taxi-ing products to her for more flogging…. Seriously how do so many companies work with people who have fake/bought followers?! She’s literally talking to bots!
Trying on some more stuff.
Flogging the jewellery AGAIN.
It’s another day and she looks like she’s had her lips done??! Not a great look when her teeth are so fugly. Why would you want to draw even more attention to that over-full mouth?
*notice* she’ll be harassing people daily with newsletters during cyber week. She needs those affiliate link purchases guys!!
Trying on more stuff. 🥱
Charlie the man-splainer is back. Must have recovered from him illness. Maybe he bored himself sick?
Bigging himself up as the world’s biggest expert in Aga’s. Who knew!
He’s still talking about agas…
….still talking…..
Dogs have finally been stroked. Guess that’s as good as it gets for them.
She’s flogging another Mazda now!!! Two old/new landrovers aren’t enough for this spoilt brat, not that she’ll be buying one, it’s all freebies as usual and greedy Josie won’t turn anything down!!!
She’s just chatting away now proving she doesn’t actually know much at all about Mazdas. Can’t see a #AD anywhere but might have missed it???
She’s still flogging the electric Mazda. Quite amusing watching her attempt to plug it in.
Ahh now we move onto the “festive bits”. Did you know they have some festive shoots happening in the house next week?
Flogging River Island now.
Flogging the Mazda again now.
We’re at Daylesford now, guys!!! Of course! Why would they go anywhere else! Paid promotional trip…..?!
Flogging the car again.
Now we get to see what
she bought Daylesford gave them. Ahh more pasta.
Jeez I’m exhausted. She could at least try and make her vlogs seem more natural instead of the constant sell, sell, sell. It’s actually painful.
