Ooh a new vlog! Been ages since I did a tattle-along so gets go in..
we start with quite a close up shot. Might be cos I’m watching it on the telly but all I can see are teef….
she’s offered to make the local farmer’s pumpkin patch “more instagrammable”. He must be chuffed.
Oh and straight into the first ad “break”, 2.5 mins in…. This could be a long post…
Back home now and kissing the dogs.
First flog of the vlog- a postbox. That seems tiny considering all the free crap she gets sent.
Unboxing the post now. She does have a lovely (albeit white) coat on. So that’s something positive (attempt at balance
).
Next up, #AD for Amazon. Been a while, hey. I’m sure someone called it that she’d be back onto Amazon soon?! Not sure why she’s saying she’s “purchased” this stuff though… it’s all been gifted!
ahh here come the fashion “pieces”… where are the boots? There must be boots….. got some leather gloves for the new old car, cos the poor love doesn’t have a heated steering wheel… she can’t be arsed to have to move gloves around… ok bored now….skipping forward…
See the mouth spit swallowing is still a thing then… delightful!
upstairs now trying on a hideous brown jumper dress, she says it’s a keeper so am guessing we’ll see that on eBay soon? Still flogging the Amazon clothes…. 🥱
Side note, if you’re a “fashion influencer”, maybe try cleaning the mirror you’re filming yourself in?!
Oh, not quite boots but wellies from Amazon. Will count them though. They go with her Amazon gilet though. Guys - if you want to look like you look in the Cotswolds, you need to buy all this stuff asap.
Oh, flogging Chloe moon boots now. God this has been around 20 mins of #AD now… oh shucks, she’s not sure she can drive in the moon boots… what a ruddy dilemma…
…..still flogging…. Yeah I’m sure everyone in the Cotswolds are walking around in designer wellies….
*ad break, phew need that from all those ads…*
Right, we’re in the car with Charlie the know-it-all. Today kids we’re learning about Thatching.
Arrived at their friends. There‘s a Christmas tree up. I mean, each to their own, not actually that sad about that!
Skipped forward… they’ve made her Mac n cheese… of course…
ooh, quick thermomix mention…
ey’re at Blenheim Palace. It’s really cold but luckily she’s got her Holland Cooper bobble hat. Phewee.
very nice lights at Blenheim. Excellent Halloween display there. Not vlogged much of it considering it was most likely a free trip…
It’s the next day, she’s now in London taking part in the talk she was tagged in on Instagram. A nice panel of trendy looking people, with Josie the granny on the end there.
I’m sure she’s staying some lovely (truthful?) stuff but can’t be arsed so skipping through this… 🥱
It’s Saturday now, she’s been to Frow’s house, and now she’s it’s an ad for her nail lady. She off out in the new, new car. (Gutted, could’ve done with a laugh watching her try and drive the old one again.)
I see little miss “I’m sustainable, no really” is wearing a single use disposable mask. Her Chloé or Prada one must be in the wash?
Few hours later. Back in the new, new car. Charlie’s had a productive day. Gone out to somewhere just 5 mins from Daylesford…how twee having a walk around. Apparently Frow has a lot of art at home. Expect to see more art at the old Rectum soon.
The end.