Some thoughts on the latest flog.
Starts off in the car and randomly tells us her skin is glowing. Swiftly moves on to chastise her sponsors for not delivering products that she wanted to shoot. Milady booked a photographer for the day. How dare the sponsors inconvenience her?
They move on to advertising Strawtop. Guess subscribers can't afford to experience her life in the Cotswolds... with Dyson and Velvetizer... Mentions how she manifested Ye Olde Rectum. Tells people to watch that vlog too. Why get ad revenue for only one video if you can get revenue for two?
We are taking makeup off again. Didn't we do that on Tuesday? Not even at the end of the flog, right at the beginning. The comment about her glowing skin was not random after all. We are flogging Elemis today. She babbles on endlessly and splains and flogs.
Says her skin is breathing a sigh of relief as she applies yet another product. More like her skin will be relieved if she stops with the endless products. I will be relieved if she just stops talking.
Midway through the skin routine, she says Charlie saw a house for sale near Strawtop. She thinks - Strawtop Empire. Fill those Strawtop bookings first, my dear little Trumpalina. Don't BS about being between guests at Strawtop. You've hardly had any guests. Some are cancelling last minute for the hobbit house. The ad in The Times paper didn't fill the bookings. Never mind, I know you will manifest...
She needs content and needs to add an affiliate (she forgot in the previous flogging) for the Always Pan, so asks Char Char what he is cooking. Puts the pan affiliate on the screen and not below. The video is sponsored by Elemis, my dahlings. So no pan affiliates can be sneaked in, hey Josie?
Asks Char Char if he watched her pan video (he didn't lol) and proceeds to question him... school teacher style. Backfires a bit as she clearly has never cooked with the Always stuff. Doesn't know the pot handles get hot but not the pan's handle. Doesn't know the pan's handle is plastic. Starts to splain why only one of the pan's handles gets hot is probably because of proximity, blah. blah, blah... No, you're wrong. One is plastic, the other metal. You know... the whole metal conducts heat and all... god she is stupid... total airhead!
Confirmation the kitchen garden is for show. Char says he doesn't have spinach to add to his recipe. Josefiend says there is spinach in the garden. Char says not that spinach, we need baby spinach. I think he wanted to say, spinach we can actually eat... some leaves under the age of six months... See Josie, gardening is not about having the biggest veg. Doesn't quite work like having the most expensive stuff. Cancel the greedhouse order. It is purely for the gram.
Trigger warning for some of our dear tattlers who don't appreciate old Char Char. You may want to double speed the cooking bit, my darlings. He splains a bit.
Did I say she was stupid? I did, didn't I? There's more! She thought cashew butter was a dairy product. Tells Char he can't add cashew nut butter to the curry, as it's not vegan. I'm beginning to understand why Char splains a bit much. She is not the brightest. Faaarrccckkk... there is no butter in cashew nut butter, my dahlings. But I know you already knew that.
We are also flogging H&M. I have no words about the "fashion". She says the country look is in, even H&M has country green. Whips out her summer dress from H&M too. Can't believe how diverse their clothing is. Is she looking for a collab with H&M? She then says that the green country style fleece will be left in the old Defender. Yeah, she ain't wearin' that thing out to London. That's only for the affiliates.
She mentioned wearing one of the items with black tights. No!! Surely my ears deceive me! Now I know she is desperate. What will Freddy say about this? That was not their lewk in Bath. No black tights are allowed for the pink princesses!
She then mercifully runs out of steam and ends early in the day, before lunch. Our content creator has no content, my dahlings.
How can anyone with a continually humungous zit on their chin promote skincare???? Why doesn't she see a dermatologist and get it sorted? Baffled!! I hope she showed this monstrous garment just to amuse us all....not sure tho!
hooray, now we know where all the sludgey mac n cheese ends up
