Here we go with Christmas in the Flogswolds Day 24!
*Apparently it’s the last day? So influencers not film in Xmas eve anymore? Although I guess she’s filmed all these way in advance anyway so we’re only missing out on another day of ADs...
*Shes still a bit shaken up from her near-death experience. Police should be coming round to take a statement. Maybe they can also ask her why she was out in the first place?
*she’s done with all sponsorships/brand collabs. So all you’ll see today is hidden Ads darling...
*now she’s talking about people who vlog on Xmas eve... can’t believe who does that? Errrr you love? A few years ago?!
*So excited talking about the gingerbread house.. so excited in fact she needs to keep swallowing or else the gnashers may drop out...
*quick flog of some clothes. Saliva swallowing is really bad today.
*she’s cracking on with the gingerbread house. She’s got different sugar out for the purpose of photographing but she’ll use different sugar for cooking. Ffs. She’s just such an idiot!
*oooh who had “Thermomix” in the Flogmas bingo?
* oh good Lord this is boring. Can we go back to flogging white jumpers and makeup? Skipping forward.... (anyone think this gingerbread house is going to be a car crash?!)
*oh! They’ve had a delivery out there! Whilst she was outside! Can you Adam and Eve it!!
*gym/shed update: they have a floor. Oh, another delivery is arriving... oh no it’s the houseboy in the world’s dirtiest car. Why has he not cleaned it? Bloody useless servants.
*back to the boring gym shed talk 🥱
*ooh she’s got ex-shoreditch house lights. So an actual bit of HoHo in the gym! She’s literally losing her sh*t over it too.
*back to the gingerbread bollocks. Oh it’s just going to be awful isn’t it....
I’m really struggling with what the hidden ad is here. She doesn’t do ANYTHING that isn’t making her money especially when it’s time consuming so she must be getting something from this...
*more free flowers arrived.
*she’s shocked at how long this is taking. Shocked. She’s never spent this much time on anything in her life. Oh it’s time to do the roof now. This is RIVETING STUFF guys. Fast forward again....
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*oh it’s Mac and cheese AGAIN for dinner. Seriously. No words.... boring doesn’t even cover it.... oh they are about to watch the holiday. I expect there will be a debate soon about where it’s set....
*hang on. She says she’s just started her gingerbread ice cream? But we saw that on a different day?? So she’s confused herself with what parts of days she’s uploading when. Why is she so stupid??!?
*the Mac and cheese was SO DELICIOUS her teeth are hanging on by a thread. A THREAD.
*its a 2 day vlog now cos even she realised how dull it’s been so far. She’s wrapping up Charlie’s gifts. Again.
*festive date night. Kitchen will be busy apparently. Hey, I know, why not have some Mac n cheese?
*back to the gingerbread ice cream. Oh this is the real one. The other one was a practise. Crikey she’s a busy girl.
*6 crackers on the table. Not this year love.
*also, this music is
*back to the gingerbread house again 🥱. Have never cared so little about a gingerbread house.
*25’35. “Epic fail”...
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*veg. Flowers. Present under tree. Brownie. Egg Nog.. seriously. It’s too late for me but save yourselves from this bore-fest....
*gifts are wrapped. She’s even managed to make them look dull too.
*shes run out of icing sugar. But actually do you know what, it doesn’t look too bad! Well done Josie..!
*its a few hours later. She’s got changed and done her hair to go and sit in the lounge. Sorry. The drawing room.
*why are there 6 place settings?? Is this for Christmas Day? Or now?? I’m so confused!
*nope. They clearly have people round.
*33’01. Charlie’s face mask. That’s all.
*the long goodbye. It’s gonna feel weird not vlogging for a while. Don’t worry we’ll cope. But will your bank account?