I had time so went ahead but @usefullyuseless hope you don't mind we need your skills back!!!!!!
Congratulations to our wonderful gimme dah @Tiredandemotional with another 'stomper' of a thread title (had to edit to fit). Your prize is the yellow dress Greasy tried on in Arnotts!*
Credit to @Noseybum
*T&Cs apply. Apologies for de visible sula and growler juice stains
Oh and you can't actually keep the dress you can only try it on. Grease with Sienna style 
Special mention to @Get off my chest for this brilliant one liner: "She would go to Mexico to be tortured by a Mexican cartel if it meant a week away from the kids."
De Poll
The gimme dah's have spoken. A staggering 486 of you voted and decided that the HAND UNDER CHIN (191 votes) is the most annoying Greasy habit followed by 'GOOD MORNING EVERYONE' taking second place with 75 votes. The disgusting way she treats her kids finished in third place with 51 votes. To celebrate let's remind ourselves of how bleeping irritating it is:
This week in Greaseworld:
€2k Ihalee (Italy) retreah:
Your girl had the time of her life in her one star hotel with the Wisdom Keep aka Zen Killer Jen! Dreaming of owning a villa in Italy and a brand new jeep? Drink driving can make your dreams a reality too!
We estimate she was at the airport hours before her flight and documented her trademark visit to Starbucks. Your girl is always at the airport at the crack of dawn. No matter what. Such a shame she couldn't make the recent Darkness into Light Walk as WIMS ambassador which started at the same time.
Grease lay around napping with blankets while someone banged a bowl in her ear, silent dinners and knocking back the wine every night. Your girl had a ball doing nothing for a week and could blame not contacting her kids on a 'digital detox'. Yet later documented 'contenh' via her phone.
Grease was too thick to remember the lies she tells about reasons for needing re-charging so ZenJen had to 'speak for her'.
Oh and the owner of the hotel gave hugs 'like her Da' or some shite.
Since landing back in crappy West she's been complaining almost daily of how exhausted and drained she is. Non bleeping stop. Bags under your eyes and looking like a tub of Dunnes Stores sandwich filler (your girl's favorite snack) after a wellness retreat isn't exactly a great advertisement.
De live and Anxiehe
It's official. Desperate for engagement and hanging on for dear life, Grease who hasn't learned her lesson, was back with yet another live where she leaves herself completely exposed to the public. This week she announces 'Me anxiehe is back!' After last week's confusion (Kips knew what she meant though and is proud of her) Grease 'popped' on for another live at the perfect time for her target audience (Monday mid-morning) and confirmed her ANXIEHE IS BACK! Funny how anxiety only appears when your girl's fun (time away from her kids) is over and it's her turn to babysit. Oh and she can't sleep. Absolutely NOTHING to do with the coffee and wine she's knocking back and her daily basic life being a chaotic mess. *cough* Self inflicted stress is not anxiety!
Grease had her bulldogs (family) ready on the chat to ward off any difficult questions.
@Aoma covered the live for da gimme dahs here: https://tattle.life/threads/faces-b...olo-trip-im-first-in-line.39685/post-15602265
Father's Greasy's Day and her Da's shrine:
Grease yet again made a holiday that had nothing to do with her, all about herself. *sigh* This time Father's Day became Grease day. Barely acknowledging the father of her own kids who is basically a single Dad raising their kids, she documented her homemade shrine to her Da and gave regular updates all week about all her dramatic crying and wailing. This out of nowhere burst of grieving has the gimme dahs talking.
Is she:
A) feeling some sort of guilt over the real relationship with her Dad and is acting out?
B) looking to bring attention back to her from Dim? OR...
C) just a giant adult baby throwing yet another of her attention seeking tantrums?
Note: He passed away 15 years ago....
Green fingered Greasy:
In yet another bizarre act this week, Grease has become 'obsessed' with gardening. Suspiciously weird time lapses of your girl power washing and stomping around the garden looking like she's going to smash the pots at any minute started appearing after the gimme dahs voiced their disgust that her pensioner Ma tends her garden. Important to note it was Grease herself who let slip her Ma was coming over to weed the garden. Grease was boasting that she 'snipped de plants' and made 3 plants out of 1. Wow cool Grace! Kips will surely be proud. Pity the the plants look like tit and are half dead.
The bag
The good news is the YSL bag is rotting in the back of her wardrobe covered in mold.
The bad news is your girl is flaunting her new bag in every single story and update. ANNNEEENN BINNNG
OI READ DAH IHALEEN MAG-A-ZEE-UN
Congratulations to our wonderful gimme dah @Tiredandemotional with another 'stomper' of a thread title (had to edit to fit). Your prize is the yellow dress Greasy tried on in Arnotts!*
Credit to @Noseybum
*T&Cs apply. Apologies for de visible sula and growler juice stains
Oh and you can't actually keep the dress you can only try it on. Grease with Sienna style Special mention to @Get off my chest for this brilliant one liner: "She would go to Mexico to be tortured by a Mexican cartel if it meant a week away from the kids."
De Poll
The gimme dah's have spoken. A staggering 486 of you voted and decided that the HAND UNDER CHIN (191 votes) is the most annoying Greasy habit followed by 'GOOD MORNING EVERYONE' taking second place with 75 votes. The disgusting way she treats her kids finished in third place with 51 votes. To celebrate let's remind ourselves of how bleeping irritating it is:
This week in Greaseworld:
€2k Ihalee (Italy) retreah:
Your girl had the time of her life in her one star hotel with the Wisdom Keep aka Zen Killer Jen! Dreaming of owning a villa in Italy and a brand new jeep? Drink driving can make your dreams a reality too!
We estimate she was at the airport hours before her flight and documented her trademark visit to Starbucks. Your girl is always at the airport at the crack of dawn. No matter what. Such a shame she couldn't make the recent Darkness into Light Walk as WIMS ambassador which started at the same time.
Grease lay around napping with blankets while someone banged a bowl in her ear, silent dinners and knocking back the wine every night. Your girl had a ball doing nothing for a week and could blame not contacting her kids on a 'digital detox'. Yet later documented 'contenh' via her phone.
Grease was too thick to remember the lies she tells about reasons for needing re-charging so ZenJen had to 'speak for her'.
Oh and the owner of the hotel gave hugs 'like her Da' or some shite.Since landing back in crappy West she's been complaining almost daily of how exhausted and drained she is. Non bleeping stop. Bags under your eyes and looking like a tub of Dunnes Stores sandwich filler (your girl's favorite snack) after a wellness retreat isn't exactly a great advertisement.
De live and Anxiehe
It's official. Desperate for engagement and hanging on for dear life, Grease who hasn't learned her lesson, was back with yet another live where she leaves herself completely exposed to the public. This week she announces 'Me anxiehe is back!' After last week's confusion (Kips knew what she meant though and is proud of her) Grease 'popped' on for another live at the perfect time for her target audience (Monday mid-morning) and confirmed her ANXIEHE IS BACK! Funny how anxiety only appears when your girl's fun (time away from her kids) is over and it's her turn to babysit. Oh and she can't sleep. Absolutely NOTHING to do with the coffee and wine she's knocking back and her daily basic life being a chaotic mess. *cough* Self inflicted stress is not anxiety!
Grease had her bulldogs (family) ready on the chat to ward off any difficult questions.
@Aoma covered the live for da gimme dahs here: https://tattle.life/threads/faces-b...olo-trip-im-first-in-line.39685/post-15602265
Grease yet again made a holiday that had nothing to do with her, all about herself. *sigh* This time Father's Day became Grease day. Barely acknowledging the father of her own kids who is basically a single Dad raising their kids, she documented her homemade shrine to her Da and gave regular updates all week about all her dramatic crying and wailing. This out of nowhere burst of grieving has the gimme dahs talking.
Is she:
A) feeling some sort of guilt over the real relationship with her Dad and is acting out?
B) looking to bring attention back to her from Dim? OR...
C) just a giant adult baby throwing yet another of her attention seeking tantrums?
Note: He passed away 15 years ago....
Green fingered Greasy:
In yet another bizarre act this week, Grease has become 'obsessed' with gardening. Suspiciously weird time lapses of your girl power washing and stomping around the garden looking like she's going to smash the pots at any minute started appearing after the gimme dahs voiced their disgust that her pensioner Ma tends her garden. Important to note it was Grease herself who let slip her Ma was coming over to weed the garden.
Grease was boasting that she 'snipped de plants' and made 3 plants out of 1. Wow cool Grace! Kips will surely be proud. Pity the the plants look like tit and are half dead.
The bag
The good news is the YSL bag is rotting in the back of her wardrobe covered in mold.
The bad news is your girl is flaunting her new bag in every single story and update. ANNNEEENN BINNNG
OI READ DAH IHALEEN MAG-A-ZEE-UN
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