Omg howlGreasette ( noun ) a person filled with excessive and single-minded zeal, for the one they worship known as 'Greasy'. A like-minded sub-culture which involves doing the bare minimum and expecting everything for free. Emotional vampires, Greasettes are typically lazy, class everyday chores as 'work', use mental health as an excuse, obsessed with dole Thursdays moods and insane illiterate voibez. Greasettes will pawn their children off on ANYONE who will take them, no vetting required. Never under estimate a Greasette, engaging with one usually involves losing a few brain cells.
Examples:
The Greasettes are defending her shitshow again.
Lads, is that a Greasette or Mags 'the bulldog' again?
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I’m on several parent FB groups and there’s numerous Greasettes there “ I’m going to a wedding for 2 days - looking for anyone to mind my kids overnight doesn’t matter if I’ve never met you “ types