Oh for fucks sake she's back. I was too slow with this but posting it anyway. Nearly piped her to the post:
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Where is Greasy???
Tragedy - the Bee Gees or Steps for the uncivilsed...
Here I am, Oi strayed from de port - too busy flashin' me nips,
Now I can't see de ship, when I get back, watch... I'll murder Kips!
Dyin' for me bed, I'm hungry I jush wanna be fed,
I really should be maulin' food,
Talking shite on the phone to youse,
Buh don't mention Dom, she's ruined me bleedin' moooooood!
Chorus:
Tragedy!
Was ouh tryna make contenh and look what I get it's a...
Tragedy!
Chasing lizards around the town, like a fucking gowl,
I'm fucking bet...
Now dah Dom is engaged, OI'ma nervous wreck!
Verse 2:
She's far away, bitch didn't respect it's still, MY DAY.
Oh, oh
Now I'm fucked, because attention on me will no longer, stay.
Wait! I know! OI'll use my aul reliable,
Anxiehe...
Because cryin' on me stories, always paaaays,
Everyday, nothing will change,
Sure I blackmail me fam!
Anything for de 'graaaaamm....
Chorus:
Tragedy!
Made Kips eat raw salmon, then he puked in de cabin it's a ....
Tragedy!
Runnin 'round in me boho barefeet, so I can boring contenh ya see...
I'm here to stay, there's no two ways about ih,
I'll drive you insane!