Faces by Grace #63 Crying into me battered sausage and chips, almost time til I marry Kips

[jazzbot]

Omg me and the other lady who called it were right!!!
It has it all, diddies, cut out torso and thigh split! So greasy!
And Those shoes are jimmy choos!!

 

[user276363829]

Her and Chris give me the absolute ICK they both look like they stink of deep fat fryer

 

[onianna]

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I cannot believe she went out in this. I don’t know what’s more hideous- the bronzer, the granny knickers or the ridiculous Zoolander poses.

 

[Jellybb]

That dress is not nice. It wouldn’t be nice on anyone. Her hair and makeup looks good

 

[boozysuzy]

Doms comment earlier under her pic "just WAIT until you see the bride" im wondering now did she actually mean it??

 

[Sazmac]

Hiyaz,
Any chance of this thread being locked for the night?? I really need some shut eye and I feel like I'm never going to catch up on it if I go to sleep

i think that’s a very sensible ask! Lock it from now until 7 in the morn ( the middle of the night for some
Of you lazy people!)

 

[jazzbot]

Has Lydia caught up on all 63 threads yet? Feel bad for her.

 

[Onlyhereforthegoss]

That is not a wedding dress! That’s like some coachella outfit with the center cut out. He’s very formal in his nice suit, hers looks like it’s a cotton dress off boohoo.

Shocked.

That's it exactly! It's a coachella vibe

 

[Park73]

Hilarious

 

[JustmeKC]

Like others, I feel I should book the day off, grab the popcorn and watch it all unfold, but this is grace we are talking about so it will probs be next week before she uploads anything

 

[lil_sox]

Oh a request ! Threw this together,, ah here hope yiz like it


'Twas the Night Before...

'Twas the NIGH before Grease' Day, and all through Virgina Park,
Not a freebie occuring, owner having none of dah lark!
Her dress falling off d'free hangers and covered in curry,
Grease, the big baby, did everythin' in a hurry.

The children, a nusiance, are fucked away now to bed,
So Greasy can bang bowls and wreck everyone's head;
Bridesmaids' dresses altered in the nick of time,
Grease is oblivious, 'not your day it's mine!'.

While all fast asleep, there arose such a clatter,
Greasy sprang from her bed, clasping her sausage in batter.
Frightened and scared she asked 'Kips is dah you farting?'
Suddenly a knock on the door, Alas! it was Martin!

'Fuck off ya bastard, a misogynamist prick!;
'Clear off right now or you'll get Weil's off this stick!'
Martin was headstrong, and taking no slack,
'Go 'way you shit mother, I want Lady Gray back!'.

No one tells little old Greasy what to do,
She summonsed her sidekicks, so quickly they flew.
It wasn't her mother or daughter who came,
She whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:

"Now, GINGER! now, CARA! now, LOKI please stay,
Last but not least, my beautiful Lady Gray!
The atmosphere was tense, they looked guilty as sin,
She gave her last orders, 'Smash the fuck out of Martin!'.

Tired and weary, Mags was stressed to the hilt,
No knickers, no tit tape, guess who'll have a fit?
She stumbled upon Greasy, a body in tow,
Mags startled and shocked asked 'Is that someone I know?'

Greasy was clever, she knew not to panic,
Mags not too bothered, used to this one being manic.
"Jush gettin in me last wedding gym session,
This isn't a body, it's a weigh are ya messin'?

Mags didn't care, to her bed was her aim,
Wrecked from her sister, she drives her insane.
But I heard her exclaim, as she ran out of sight,
HAPPY WEDDING DAY GREASY, fuck ya GOODNIGH!

Clasping her sausage in batter has me absolutely rolling

Fuckin GOLD…your best yet

 

[Justhere4thegoss]

What is Dom wearing to the rehearsal dinner ? It looks like something you'd make in home ec.

 

[Grace1718]

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Dom going for a hair trend = lifetime of regret

Ah to be fair that’s a pretty dress on both of them - when I saw the dress first I thought it wouldn’t suit Jen - but it’s lovely and a bit different

 

[madegg91]

Just had another look there, it's an odd choice of photo for first reveal? They both nearly have scowls, usually it's a photo of the bride and groom delighted coming down the aisle/walking outside? And posting it around 11pm? So odd.

 

[Fr3nchi3]

Wonder is Chris sun burned or red from his facial last week? Whatever about Grace getting a facial a week before the wedding I thought it was madness for him to get his first ever facial when they said how sensitive his skin is.

 

[qwertyQ]

Get herself glam for Chris…. I think it’s the first time she has mentioned him in relation to the wedding.

 

[Cupcakeapple]

I really like the dress and the shoes with it, but a bra would have elevated the look so much !!

 

[lavendervase]

I'd have found more stressful to go off walking before my wedding. There's always last minute stuff to do but she goes and sits by a river to 'ground herself' and get out her emotions. Bore off ya clown.

Also the bloody hand under the face when she said she has to get glam for Chris. STOP. IT.

I’m surprised she remembered Chris was invited to her wedding.

 

[Gavsgirl]

Congratulations to @Gavsgirl for the thread title with a whopping 90 likes! Your prize is an invitation to the wedding of the year! Don't you dare wear white and take the spotlight off our Grace!

IT'S THE WEDDING THREAD PEOPLE! Be on high alert for self indulgent tripe and childcare avoidance. Just like every other thread, really.

Omg I am honoured !

Well that puts a halt to my plans of arriving on a white horse in my most boho dress think I'm more excited about this wedding than my own

 

[Mammy2021]

Of course ! Not a Grace fan or actually a Dom fan . but saying the girls look like heroin addicts etc is a bit much - especially when they look nice - just a bit over doing it for the sake of it - I’m allowed an opinion and can say something different if I want. also maybe u should get a life - just read thru some of the thread - your poems were funny to start , ur over doing it now & a need a tattle detox / a life

Ah c’mon now - there was a bit of craic until you arrived here and started trying to start an argument. It’s futile, just move on everybody