Faces by Grace #63 Crying into me battered sausage and chips, almost time til I marry Kips

[usefullyuseless]

Congratulations to @Gavsgirl for the thread title with a whopping 90 likes! Your prize is an invitation to the wedding of the year! Don't you dare wear white and take the spotlight off our Grace!

IT'S THE WEDDING THREAD PEOPLE! Be on high alert for self indulgent tripe and childcare avoidance. Just like every other thread, really.

 

[jazzbot]

As funny as this is, she didn’t quite say it like that, it was actually a cute mummy daughter moment, but of course it had to be filmed & shared.

I know ya, but duck her. That's what goes on in her head anyway.

 

[JustmeKC]

Like others, I feel I should book the day off, grab the popcorn and watch it all unfold, but this is grace we are talking about so it will probs be next week before she uploads anything

 

[uncleted]

Like others, I feel I should book the day off, grab the popcorn and watch it all unfold, but this is grace we are talking about so it will probs be next week before she uploads anything

What if she doesn’t post her wedding until a few days after? I could see her the type that makes guests turn their phones off or put them into a basket upon arrival
I don’t think she has the discipline to refrain…but I have visions of coming into this thread tomorrow to utter mayhem and her in silence

 

[jazzbot]

Lady Gray's Plea:

Note: To be read in a very posh voice:

I'm not sure what happened, minding my own business, in Glasson.
When along there she came, and started pulling my mane!

Crop top and headphones, a veil as her tail,
Who is this creature? And what is her name?

Out came her phone and she proceeded to talk,
Begging for freebies, hotels, coffee and sorts.

I neighed out for Martin, knew I was in danger.
I know he'll come running, as soon as he cops one look at this stranger.

Don't know what she's saying, her accent is thick,
Wish she'd stop telling crude stories about thongs and Kips' dick.

Rode through the night, ended up in Tallaght,
Scared for my life, I cried for my Mama!

Tomorrow she weds, one wish if I pardon?
That she'll leave me alone, and I can run back to Martin!

HELLPPPP!!!!!

 

[Onlyhereforthegoss]

What if she doesn’t post her wedding until a few days after? I could see her the type that makes guests turn their phones off or put them into a basket upon arrival
I don’t think she has the discipline to refrain…but I have visions of coming into this thread tomorrow to utter mayhem and her in silence

Jen said today she wasn't sure she'd be on for a few days but I can honestly see grace not being able to help herself. She's absolutely desperate to recreate the following she got after snapchatting Sienna plus she lives for validation online.

 

[teeteebee]

Living for this thread!!! It’s gonna be my highlight for tomorrow! The kids can look after themselves can’t they??? 🫢🫢

 

[New-Yark]

On annual leave from my easy 9-5 tomorrow by chance, what luck!

It should be a tattle national holiday. Can we get the little while veils over our usernames that tattle does for other holidays?!

 

[go_walkies]

Let’s all meet up on a beach with a chippers to watch the wedding live stream, and cheers the happy couple with battered sausages

 

[jazzbot]

More wedding dress predictions:

 

[JustmeKC]

She will actually be livid that we are all having such fun over this

 

[jazzbot]

Imagine how excited Greasy is for her boohoo wedding tomorrow? ekkkkkkk

Let’s all meet up on a beach with a chippers to watch the wedding live stream, and cheers the happy couple with battered sausages

I'll be bawlin' into me chips watching her go down the aisle on Lady Gray.

 

[usefullyuseless]

Will she throw a batter sausage instead of the bouquet?

 

[trafesa]

And she'll be livid red duchess is her wedding date twin

 

[jazzbot]

The food they've eaten this week makes me feel half sick. Was pure junk all week. Ekkkk

 

[Gladys53]

Think I'll have a glass of wine reading this thread tomorrow, I just know it's gonna be hillarious , and to celebrate Grace's big day of course , be rude not to.

 

[Chippednails]

Let’s all meet up on a beach with a chippers to watch the wedding live stream, and cheers the happy couple with battered sausages

Howling I’m on holiday and just told the kids we are having a pool day tomorrow so I don’t have to move from the house

 

[jazzbot]

Greasey's wedding diary entry:

It's DE NIGH BEFORE EKKKK:

Should I distress?
Will I fit in me dress?
Haven't tried it on in so long,
Nearly 24 hours, is that wrong?

Don't care that my poor mother,
Will be left in a bother.
As she tries to sew me in,
Pretending I've gotten so thin.

Have all their heads wrecked,
From the worry and stress.
It's all about me,
Soon to be Greasy Mongey G!

 

[Chippednails]

Greasey's wedding diary entry:

It's DE NIGH BEFORE EKKKK:

Should I distress?
Will I fit in me dress?
Haven't tried it on in so long,
Nearly 24 hours, is that wrong?

Don't care that my poor mother
Will be left in a bother,
As she tries to sew me in,
Pretending I've gotten so thin.

Have all their heads wrecked,
From the worry and stress.
It's all about me,
Soon to be Greasy Mongey G!

That’s deadly

 

[jazzbot]

Howling I’m on holiday and just told the kids we are having a pool day tomorrow so I don’t have to move from the house

In honor of Greasy's big day, we'll all be neglecting our kids tomorrow. In true selfish G fashion.