Hiyaz,
Any chance of this thread being locked for the night?? I really need some shut eye and I feel like I'm never going to catch up on it if I go to sleep
Note: Grace watches as her guests have fun and boogie to the wedding band. How dare they have fun and not fawn over her. She jumps up on stage and grabs the mic....
Grease: 'HIHH IHHH' (hit it)
Play this in the background as you read it for full impact:
*Bands nervously beings to play, 'My Way' by Frank Sinatra*:
"Ahhhhh now! Me day is here,
I'll never face, any responsibilities,
To me fans, I'll make it clear,
I'll never stop, collecting freebies.
You knoooow, I've always filled me cup,
Selfish to the end, that never changes,
Gimme more, much, much more,
I want more freeeeeebbiiiiiiesssssssssssss
Regrehs, I have NONE,
Because I'm, a fuckin' fantastic mud-der.
Dump d'kids, need more 'me time'
But if there's an event, I'm going bye byes.
Wash me haaaaaaair, daily with two shampoos,
Her-bal essence and whatever Pelo usez,
I'll take anything, anything at all,
Just gimme dem FREEEEEEBIIIIIIESSSSS
Note: crescendo starts here - Grace stands up on d'table, going 90 at this stage:
LOIKE EVERY OTHER DAY, IT REVOLVES AROUND ME!
INVITED LOADSA CELEBS HERE, LOOK MOE N' SEAN FROM B2B,
BROUGH LADYY GRAAAYYY AND GINGER TOO,
CARA RAN AWAY, LOKI'll BE IN D'NUT HOUSE SOON!
NOT JUSH TODAY, I WANNA SAY, EVERYDAY ISS MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DAY!
Not Jealous O'Dom, sure I'm so boohew (she means boho but thinks its boohoo)
OI didn't copy her dress, I jush don't have a clue,
And pleasseeee, don't follow Jen's Jour-ney,
Sure dah wedding case? All unique contenh from me!
You knooooow, I did all DAH
De first social media star, out of Tall-agh!
That's why, that's why yiz see. It's all abouuuhhhh mmeeeeee!!!
What did I tell yiz? There was no need,
Didn't need tit tape, let dem pups swing free!
Battered sausage diet, was on me plan,
C'mere I can deadlift, any man!
Me fam take all the blows, I don't give a fuck,
because I always..... *dramatic pause* DO IT MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *windows smash*
*Stunned guests begin slow awkward claps*
Grease: 'ALLLRIIIGH, HU's GONNA FILM ME LIZZO WEDDIN' TIK TOk FOR ME? EKKKKK'
Sienna looks so cute dressed up tonight, I thought “wow, Grace actually organised something cute for her”, then I saw Frankie is the same outfit so Mags probably arranged it!
It’s a fucking disgrace that poor girl has not a single soul in her life to tell her that dress was not nice. I’m sorry but she looks as tacky as fuck I get what she was going for, the hippy boho look.. but she cannot pull it off.. Chris looks really formal and she looks like she raided the €5 bargain section on boohoo
That is not a wedding dress! That’s like some coachella outfit with the center cut out. He’s very formal in his nice suit, hers looks like it’s a cotton dress off boohoo.
I dreamt about this wedding last night. I am officially obsessed. I wonder if I can leave my child into Siennas summer camp today seeing as she won’t be there
morning tattlers (even though 5am is the middle of the night for most of you🫠). i cant sleep im so excited for the wedding-ekkkkkkkk dunno how im going to manage at my easy 9-5 number today trying to keep up with all the goings on at VPL
- the pic is a dress reveal... it's not a happily wed married couple reveal. Just before the pic's been taken she's had to fuss about with the train, and there's a gap between them probably so people could "see" the dress.. all about Grace once again
- There's zero happiness in their eyes in that pic. People don't have to have beaming smiles in a pic to see a happy sparkle
- her hand on his shoulder balled up? Lads in the pub vibes. Even if her hand was around his other shoulder flat it would look much more lovey dovey
Sad state of affairs if that pic was taken by a professional, and even worse if that was the best one.....
Good to see her terrible footwear taste hasn't let her down today.
Those shoes are violent. They look like orthopaedic shoes and are a totally different shade
dunno how im going to manage at my easy 9-5 number today trying to keep up with all the goings on at VPL
