Faces By Grace #57 Living life in me vest, that’s how I became the Queen of Citywest!

[Pinksy33]

Hi Friend…
It’s a bleeping crow. WTF is she on…

He’s probarly going to the wedding

 

[Sunshineplz]

The Proclaimers gave me a bit of help with this one!



When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the Mam who ditches kids with glee.
When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna wear the micro dress that skims me gee!
If I get drunk, well, I know he's gonna be,
I know my Kipsy's gonna be so proud of me.
If I sea swim, Tattler's know how it's gonna be,
I'm gonna wade in as far me left knee!

But I would stomp 500 steps,
And I would stomp 500 more,
Just to be that Mam who stomps 500 steps,
To flee out the front door.

When I hide me cah, yeah, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be reveling in publicity.
When there's free tat, oh you know it's gonna be,
I'm gonna be the grabby one, gimme dah!
And when I give birth, oh you know it's gonna be,
It's gonna be a gifting day all about MEEEEEEEEEE!
I am beautiful, and you know what puzzles me,
Why me fan's are always calling me Greasy?

But I would stomp 500 steps,
And I would stomp 500 more,
Just to be that Mam who has 500 naps!
Wait! What? SNORE!

Da la da la, forgot I'm a Ma!
Dun dun dun what kiddies, kiddies, kiddies, what kiddies, kiddies, kiddies.
Da la da la, need a new bra!
Dun dun dun swinging diddies, diddies, diddies, swinging diddies, diddies, diddies!

This is too good! Truly excellent work!
Should we all practise a flashmob routine to this and crash the wedding?!

 

[JenTen]

This is too good! Truly excellent work!
Should we all practise a flashmob routine to this and crash the wedding?!

Leave it with me, I'll try come up with something more 'weddingy'. Start practicing your dance routine, Tattlers!

 

[HoneyB123]

Hi Friend…
It’s a bleeping crow. WTF is she on…

She's literally for the birds

 

[Molly83]

The Proclaimers gave me a bit of help with this one!



When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the Mam who ditches kids with glee.
When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna wear the micro dress that skims me gee!
If I get drunk, well, I know he's gonna be,
I know my Kipsy's gonna be so proud of me.
If I sea swim, Tattler's know how it's gonna be,
I'm gonna wade in as far me left knee!

But I would stomp 500 steps,
And I would stomp 500 more,
Just to be that Mam who stomps 500 steps,
To flee out the front door.

When I hide me cah, yeah, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be reveling in publicity.
When there's free tat, oh you know it's gonna be,
I'm gonna be the grabby one, gimme dah!
And when I give birth, oh you know it's gonna be,
It's gonna be a gifting day all about MEEEEEEEEEE!
I am beautiful, and you know what puzzles me,
Why me fan's are always calling me Greasy?

But I would stomp 500 steps,
And I would stomp 500 more,
Just to be that Mam who has 500 naps!
Wait! What? SNORE!

Da la da la, forgot I'm a Ma!
Dun dun dun what kiddies, kiddies, kiddies, what kiddies, kiddies, kiddies.
Da la da la, need a new bra!
Dun dun dun swinging diddies, diddies, diddies, swinging diddies, diddies, diddies!

If I could like this post 100 times I would!!!!!!!

 

[daddygoose35]

The Proclaimers gave me a bit of help with this one!



When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the Mam who ditches kids with glee.
When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna wear the micro dress that skims me gee!
If I get drunk, well, I know he's gonna be,
I know my Kipsy's gonna be so proud of me.
If I sea swim, Tattler's know how it's gonna be,
I'm gonna wade in as far me left knee!

But I would stomp 500 steps,
And I would stomp 500 more,
Just to be that Mam who stomps 500 steps,
To flee out the front door.

When I hide me cah, yeah, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be reveling in publicity.
When there's free tat, oh you know it's gonna be,
I'm gonna be the grabby one, gimme dah!
And when I give birth, oh you know it's gonna be,
It's gonna be a gifting day all about MEEEEEEEEEE!
I am beautiful, and you know what puzzles me,
Why me fan's are always calling me Greasy?

But I would stomp 500 steps,
And I would stomp 500 more,
Just to be that Mam who has 500 naps!
Wait! What? SNORE!

Da la da la, forgot I'm a Ma!
Dun dun dun what kiddies, kiddies, kiddies, what kiddies, kiddies, kiddies.
Da la da la, need a new bra!
Dun dun dun swinging diddies, diddies, diddies, swinging diddies, diddies, diddies!

Bravo, our very own Mario Rosenstock. I wish there was a live event for people to go to discuss influencers and allow everyone spill tea about influencers and the tit they do.

 

[Bessie]

The absolute state of her in that gym pic,the ridiculous looking bun & the pose she's one of the biggest in the pic too & practically lives in the gym

 

[annamum2]

Holy duck

 

[Millicentgirl]

Holy duck

She loves herself

 

[khaigs]

The Proclaimers gave me a bit of help with this one!



When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the Mam who ditches kids with glee.

I’m in a heap . Literally laughed the whole way through reading that

This is too good! Truly excellent work!
Should we all practise a flashmob routine to this and crash the wedding?!

YEEESSSSSSSS

 

[fifilatro]

The Proclaimers gave me a bit of help with this one!



When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the Mam who ditches kids with glee.
When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna wear the micro dress that skims me gee!
If I get drunk, well, I know he's gonna be,
I know my Kipsy's gonna be so proud of me.
If I sea swim, Tattler's know how it's gonna be,
I'm gonna wade in as far me left knee!
But I would stomp 500 steps,
And I would stomp 500 more,
Just to be that Mam who stomps 500 steps,
To flee out the front door.

When I hide me cah, yeah, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be reveling in publicity.
When there's free tat, oh you know it's gonna be,
I'm gonna be the grabby one, gimme dah!
And when I give birth, oh you know it's gonna be,
It's gonna be a gifting day all about MEEEEEEEEEE!
I am beautiful, and you know what puzzles me,
Why me fan's are always calling me Greasy?

But I would stomp 500 steps,
And I would stomp 500 more,
Just to be that Mam who has 500 naps!
Wait! What? SNORE!

Da la da la, forgot I'm a Ma!
Dun dun dun what kiddies, kiddies, kiddies, what kiddies, kiddies, kiddies.
Da la da la, need a new bra!
Dun dun dun swinging diddies, diddies, diddies, swinging diddies, diddies, diddies!

i think i speak for everyone here when i say that tattle is a more hilarious place thanks to you and your songs, you are doing the lords work

 

[demibaquette90]

Yet another “forgot to post this during the week”
Does she get a “gentle reminder” from the company to post or does she genuinely forget and then look at her camera roll and be reminded then? (I’m guessing it’s the first)

 

[TritonvilleGal]

Ammm Grace you were roasted alive last year and called out on it... Selective memory is an understatement. She can also shove her cups of calm and pockets of peace where the sun don't shine

 

[Get off my chest]

Ammm Grace you were roasted alive last year and called out on it... Selective memory is an understatement. She can also shove her cups of calm and pockets of peace where the sun don't shine

Pockets of jaysus peace .... her pockets must be huge cause all she does is have peace while indulging herself

 

[Gerry o]

Yet another “forgot to post this during the week”
Does she get a “gentle reminder” from the company to post or does she genuinely forget and then look at her camera roll and be reminded then? (I’m guessing it’s the first)

Like that was a small truck outside her house and she forgot about it

 

[KelNoe]

Yet another “forgot to post this during the week”
Does she get a “gentle reminder” from the company to post or does she genuinely forget and then look at her camera roll and be reminded then? (I’m guessing it’s the first)

Shocking!!! Like how can you 'forget'. And its literally her 'job'.... how any one will work with her baffles me.

 

[crankypants13]

Ammm Grace you were roasted alive last year and called out on it... Selective memory is an understatement. She can also shove her cups of calm and pockets of peace where the sun don't shine

Exactly what I was thinking!! There was more than one occasion where she was beehrooh red. No advertisement for P20!!

 

[68Fla]

Yet another “forgot to post this during the week”
Does she get a “gentle reminder” from the company to post or does she genuinely forget and then look at her camera roll and be reminded then? (I’m guessing it’s the first)

I've said it already this week.. should she not have #pr or #gifted on those pictures!!!

 

[Suzysoo2013]

Shocking!!! Like how can you 'forget'. And its literally her 'job'.... how any one will work with her baffles me.

How on earth can she forget - must have been sent a reminder and agree anyone that works with her needs their heads examined!

 

[BeGrandSure]

We've all said multiple times on here about how we know more about Graces kids than we ever should due to how she over exposes them on her account, but I got such a land today in a cafe in West Cork.... I follow a small jewelry maker down there, and an odd time she has her son in some of her IG stories and posts, not usually overly personal details, but there were a few posts before where she brought her baby to Italy I think to meet his dad for the first time (we should not know this!!!!), etc. So we were in the cafe anyway, and there was a table with 3 women & 3 kids over the other side of the room. I knew INSTANTLY that the jewelry maker was the woman with her back to me cos I recognised her son!! A few minutes later one of the other women called the child by his name and confirmed I was right. HOW does anyone with a public following think it's ok to put their kids on their feed?? I have no kids, don't want any and do my best to avoid them, but even I can see that THIS IS WRONG!!!!! This woman has a tiny following compared to Grace, 1.3k, and yet I can spot her kid a mile off! Just stop the world, I'm done with these idiots

How on earth can she forget - must have been sent a reminder and agree anyone that works with her needs their heads examined!

The rest of us mere professionals use a simple thing called a To Do List to manage our work tasks, how has grace not managed to hear about this basic but very useful life tool yet?!! She's that pain in the ass in the office that everyone has to carry and ends up resenting!