Take a bowA 'Little' ode to your girl
Little Greasy Mongey with her creepy little smile
She took forty little minutes to walk a little mile
She loves a little girlie sleepover; been doing them for years
When she doesn't have to mind her little kids, her anxiety disappears
She's obsessed with little coffees, the gym and losing weight
She proudly shows her homemade slop piled high upon her plate
She loves a little freebie especially when it's food
But when she doesn't get her way, expect a stroppy little mood
Her little hubby Kips is proud, her friends know what she means
Her fans can't wait to see her next haul of little Penneys jeans
She photoshops herself so much, noone knows her size
Compared to when she started out, she's dead behind the eyes.
It is almost sad to see how much she is left way behind the rest
The odd collaboration and 'bate' into Women's Best
She's been indulged for her whole life, this overgrown child
But the trolls are only jealous ... Hashtag Be Kind
I think she's lovely too!! She's mentioned before that she was married, but iirc the marriage was over before she started blogging. I remember when she had a 9-5 job in admin, fitted the blogging in in her spare time. She was cool then, still cool!! I think that if I was an influencer, dining out for a living (hi Grace!), Karen is somebody I would try to get to know - because she's so sound! - and because she's ALWAYS setting new goals, trying to improve her site/Insta/skills, etc.Not greasy related. So sorry. Anyone follow Karen from Lovelygirlybits?Cant see a thread for her. She seems v.genuine and real. But what's her story? she mentioned something a while ago about when she was married ???? never knew that.
A 'Little' ode to your girl
Little Greasy Mongey with her creepy little smile
She took forty little minutes to walk a little mile
She loves a little girlie sleepover; been doing them for years
When she doesn't have to mind her little kids, her anxiety disappears
She's obsessed with little coffees, the gym and losing weight
She proudly shows her homemade slop piled high upon her plate
She loves a little freebie especially when it's food
But when she doesn't get her way, expect a stroppy little mood
Her little hubby Kips is proud, her friends know what she means
Her fans can't wait to see her next haul of little Penneys jeans
She photoshops herself so much, noone knows her size
Compared to when she started out, she's dead behind the eyes.
It is almost sad to see how much she is left way behind the rest
The odd collaboration and 'bate' into Women's Best
She's been indulged for her whole life, this overgrown child
But the trolls are only jealous ... Hashtag Be Kind
I think I cracked a tooth clenching my jaw in temper while listening to her.Anyone else just get sick in their mouth with those recent stories?!![]()
Ah she was “joking”Spent 250 euro on skims for herself as well. Brought her kids to a garage for an ice cream that she tried to then make her daughter pay for. I actually can't
Crying , she’s a shite actress like everything else she does , most self absorbed narcissist gobshite .put your phone away graceI just can not with this self indulgent nonsense.
Ibiza, Dermalogica night away, Marker Hotel, lil event here lil event there.... but can't bring the kids on a FREE day out.
Crying into the phone now because she's grateful. How about you be grateful for two beautiful healthy children and put them first for once you horrible cow.
I gave up. I just couldn't take any more. And I guarantee that the real story of the fiver was her snarling at poor Sienna to buy the icecream.Anyone else just get sick in their mouth with those recent stories?!![]()