I need to see his legs. I’m having withdrawals from it
Erling Haaland
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His legs are so beautiful. Want them wrapped around me as I ride his Viking beast and play with his beautiful hair.
There so muscular and strong aren’t they.
Oh yeah. He could hold me just with his legs. So beautiful. And smooth. I'm normally not overly keen on guys being totally smooth hairless, body/legs etc, but he does have some beautiful smooth legs and body. It just works for my Viking.
Holy duck.Can we just …
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I mean oh my god
He is literally the perfect specimen of man! So beautiful and sexy.Can we just …
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I mean oh my god
These two especially. Oh my. I’m done for
His legs go on and on onnnHe puts Jack Grealish to shame with the level of shorts tucking he does.
His body is ridiculous. Does he have any extraneous body fat at all?? He’s a perfect specimen. Absolute unit.
Hope you put your number through the little gap
Is this from the stadium tour? How was it?
It’s not a want, it’s a NEEDCan we just …
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I mean oh my god
Dammit, that’s brilliant. Right, next time!Hope you put your number through the little gap
Is this from the stadium tour? How was it?
It was fantastic! They really do a great job. It was my second time doing it but the guides each bring their own perspective so I learned new things I didn’t hear about last time. The club employees who give these tours have worked there for decades so they have good stories.
I like these bits:
Like a beefcake muffin-top.
Like a beefcake muffin-top.
I think it’s partly his fantastic genes (Alfie looks like he can still play!) and partly his very strict training and diet. Wonder if, when his parents first met, his father declared “I shall sire a son who will be a football machine.”He must work hard for that body or do you think he’s naturally hench
They must have fed him spinach constantly as a baby. Anyone watching arsenalI think it’s partly his fantastic genes (Alfie looks like he can still play!) and partly his very strict training and diet. Wonder if, when his parents first met, his father declared “I shall sire a son who will be a football machine.”
I loooove these bits
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That is delighful.
I’m watching the Arsenal game. Can see it ending in a draw, not that it impacts me way down the other end
I love that! It’s so great that they have tour guides that know lots and have been doing it ages! So glad you had a good time!
Lickable
Posting this here cos not everyone likes erl on JS thread but everyone loves JS here I think 
how can you not …
i love how in sync they are
how can you not …i love how in sync they are
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