And it’s not even close. What a beast.
Erling Haaland
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He’s on another level- surely unless he picks up an injury he’s on for like 40 goals?
I actually really like that kit - it’s much nicer than that awful hi-vis one.
I actually really like that kit - it’s much nicer than that awful hi-vis one.
I like both. I didn’t like this one at the beginning but it’s grown on me. Just weird seeing them in black and red tho. I think navy will always be my fav from last year
Everyone is obsessed with his hair
Get this man a shampoo commercial. A proper one. Herbal Essences something like that, no bollocks Head & Shoulders. Something he can be sexy with his hair in.
His legs 
I agree. He’s a work of art.
Legs for days.
Still can’t get over his luscious, loose hair.
Erling breaking records. I’m excited for how the rest of the season is gonna go. Pep said he isn’t back to his best but still scored 2 goals.
He's breaking records, why can't he take a break and come and break me instead!?
You can have him over the summer! We need him just until May.He's breaking records, why can't he take a break and come and break me instead!?
robots like carrots and drives a red car
The man eating a carrot as he drives and holds it in his mouth while he signs stuff is adorable as hell.
God everything he does just makes me simp for him more and more.
He might be a big Viking beast. But I bet he is really the softest Dom ever. Doesn't even engage in tying you down and using you until plans, limits, safe words/signals have been fully established and he still soft talks you all the way through it still.
Omg absolutely, he’d rail you silly then take care of you afterwards 
He’s so sweet and patient. I’m cackling at the fact that he wanted a carrot so urgently he couldn’t wait until he reached his destination.
With daddy pep
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