Enjoying being Emma #5 Face like a slapped arse, can’t wait to get back to her claas

[WhatABore]

For an English teacher, that last grid post is dreadful!

Longest sentence in the world

 

[anonymous1221]

Made me think of you know who when a Facebook friend shared this!

 

[Hatefake]

She must be really anti skin surgery for her to say this

HAHAHAHAHA ON YOUR KIDS? WHAT? Like that’s ever the real reason. Out for all the lols today, aren’t you Emma.

 

[WhatABore]

I don’t understand what putting Hattie to bed an early will do! Surely an hour later would be better?

She said an hour later

Don't understand why she's doing it for Hattie when James is the issue though?

 

[melonsandlemons]

Depends if she’s in the NEU! They’re the only ones striking as far as I’m aware

They are the only ones at the moment, but they’re one of the biggest teaching unions so good chance she’s in it.

 

[Karliz]

She better add fun sponge

 

[WhatABore]

Just like when she only used to let James have one of the baby biscuits a week!

 

[WhatABore]

They were probably “behaving themselves” because they weren’t having highly thought out activities, books and trains forced down their throats and were engaging with them off the cuff…

This exactly. James has a phone on infront of him as well as toys. As well as several adults to interact with

 

[pokemon98]

Saw todays stories now can't find her. Is she still deleting people?

 

[cupcakeeater23]

Why would you send your child to nursery in a £30+ jumper?!

She didn’t?!

 

[WhatABore]

Wait for the moaning when this lasts 5 minutes. Just give them a cardboard box, cheaper and more fun!

I saw this in aldi for 99p so I doubt she's spent much

 

[Karliz]

Gone all the way to london and is going to Miller and Carter ffs theres 100’s of amazing restaurants and she’s gone to a chain you can visit anywhere.

So boring. Will be in bed by 9 with a glass of water.

I hope she changes her sweatshirt and puts on some lippy before she goes.

 

[WhatABore]

They are the only ones at the moment, but they’re one of the biggest teaching unions so good chance she’s in it.

There's literally only 2 teachers out of my kids school that are in it.
I can't see her losing out on money though

 

[WhatABore]

I was out somewhere this weekend and there was a toddler on reins. You know when you’re chatting to someone who has a dog on a lead and it runs rings around you and the owner doesn’t really notice and before you know it you’re all in a tangle? The parent literally did that with their toddler and my legs. If they’re going to be on reins, at least use them to control where the fuck they go? Else I don’t understand the point

This is the thing. People don't.
We've used reins a few times when it's busy, just incase. But we've still held their hand at the same time because I don't get how they'll ever learn if they've got reins on and they still run wherever they want. They don't understand the difference to running as far as the reins will let them to running off when not on reins they're just going where they want in their eyes.
Emma is proof they never learn

 

[WhatABore]

Yep that’s quite a common rule. I wonder why she hasn’t? I wonder why he hasn’t wanted to try himself after seeing his parents, friends, caregivers going to the loo. My boy questioned the toilet, had a go on his little toilet potty and never looked back. So I do wonder if he’s ever shown interest in why everyone else shits on a toilet but he doesn’t.

Nice to see the reins have gone.

She appeared to try for 1 day and then gave up!

 

[cupcakeeater23]

This is Emma, she probably got it for 2 quid off Vinted

I looked on Vinted and they sell second hand for £10+

 

[WhatABore]

“It’s time”. Time for what? Time to look at grass? Time to put on the ugliest shoes in existence? Time to be less of a miserable cow? Explain a bit more please, Emma.

Think she's deleted the story

 

[WhatABore]

What's the betting her tree is going to be boring as f**k

 

[halloweenjellybean]

Interesting. I did not know this. Thought they were all carousels
Literally never heard it before

I only know as a local theme attraction in Norfolk ( where I’m from) has the gallopers and the travelling fair we get has a carousel!

 

[melonsandlemons]

Absolutely. If she’s in the non striking union, I do hope considering she has a large following she’ll do a grid post showing her support. If she’s in the NEU, I really hope she’s striking. This is for her own kids and her colleagues as well as her as a teacher!

Even if she isn’t NEU, I do hope she refuses to cross the picket line into work and stand in solidarity with her colleagues.