Enjoying being Emma #5 Face like a slapped arse, can’t wait to get back to her claas

[WhatABore]

I mean I get having a day out the day before as I’m assuming they are back at work/nursery tomorrow- but why give his presents a day early? She could have at least saved them for tomorrow. It’s not going take him long unwrap the few that there is.

Also it’s really annoyed me she set his train track up in his room so he could play with it when he got up so they would get another 30mins before he came into their room - what mother wouldn’t want to see their kids face when they saw/opened a new present?

I didn't want to say about the presents and cake and everyone disagree
I thought it was strange giving them a day early.

 

[melonsandlemons]

Why does she always get up? Where is John? Why are they waking at 1:30am still regularly? So many questions!

 

[disillusionedbythegram]

I’m not being dismissive at all, really sorry it came across like that. I just meant that she is clearly on a decent wage as is her husband so I don’t understand how she struggles with the cost. I’m aware it’s a massive issue, I know that providers at shutting down due to funding. My post wasn’t aimed at them or the issue. My post was aimed at Emma and how she goes on and on about not being able to afford to child care when she drops £100 on some smelly oils. Really nothing more than that.

Sorry - got a right bee in my bonnet then didn’t I

 

[WhatABore]

I only know as a local theme attraction in Norfolk ( where I’m from) has the gallopers and the travelling fair we get has a carousel!

I've always called them all carousels. Not sure I've seen one with static horses

 

[JH31]

No posts for four days

 

[WhatABore]

Saw todays stories now can't find her. Is she still deleting people?

Possibly. I'd imagine she maybe comes here, sees people commenting on it and culls a bunch of people that have viewed her story

 

[Offish]

Wow she’s being so much nicer about the kids on SM. Hopefully she’s seen the error of her ways…

Seriously?! She’s bizarre.

 

[Justheretolurk]

They were talking about rug doctors on This Morning the other day saying most places charge £10 to rent them, definitely more than her hair

Sorry, I’m confused, her hair is less than £10? Or did you mean less than her hair?!

 

[cupcakeeater23]

Has she not been at work today??

probably left it to the nursery to potty train

 

[Offish]

I can just imagine John boy kerb crawling in his claas tractor with a bag of China White in his top pocket

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night (ooh aah ooh aah) 🪕🪕🪕

Deceased

 

[Cocoapops]

Depends which union she may be a member of, only NEU have voted to strike, NASUWT didn’t have enough of a turnout!

 

[Sugarhoney]

She does look Ill…pale and exhausted

I agree but she always does. if I was her I’d be maybe seeking some medical advice. It isn’t normal to be exhausted and fatigued all the time like she is, even with two kids and working full time. I can’t remember the last time I had a full nights sleep but I don’t feel or look drained all of the time.

 

[Offish]

She's made her account private. Probably the best first step for her to improve her mental health.

I do agree, but I wonder how long it’ll last?

 

[Justheretolurk]

For an English teacher, that last grid post is dreadful!

 

[Offish]

Oh I didn’t realise she’s still private shows how often I check in on the auld cow. Poor John, what a life he’s made for himself.

 

[cupcakeeater23]

The picture she posted of buying to much stuff and the chid just wanting the mummy - this is her

 

[WhatABore]

Why does nobody ever take photographs of her? When she dies her kids are just going to have mirror selfies to look back on. Where are the day to day unflattering in the moment pictures? It’s sad.

I don't have anyone to take photos of me and the kids tbh. Or just me in general. We'll, I have my partner but he doesn't like taking photos.

I have 6 photos out of the 10 years I had my first where I'm in a photo I didn't take.

It is sad

 

[Offish]

Anything on this? Was it true?

Even without that caption, it’s a weird photo to post, especially for her. Actually the complete lack of caption makes it weirder and even more sus

 

[Justheretolurk]

I presumed she just meant its Autumn, with the few tiny leaves on the grass & the fallen leaves emoji?

Horrific shoes though

I didn’t spot the minuscule leaves! Must look harder next time

 

[WhatABore]

Is that picture she’s put on her stories of Hattie running and laughing of her in the background? Kinda looks like her but also not, like it could be a sister but if it is they look super similar!

I can't see the photo?