Enjoying Being Emma #3 Always moaning about James and John. Everyday something's wrong

[TruthTeller1036]

Went on Instagram first thing this morning and just met by her constant moaning did she not know before having Hattie that she would have to do some early morning/late night feeds my son used to be up every 2 hours without fail

 

[Justheretolurk]

Went on Instagram first thing this morning and just met by her constant moaning did she not know before having Hattie that she would have to do some early morning/late night feeds my son used to be up every 2 hours without fail

Sitting with all the lights on probably isn’t going to help get a baby back to sleep either

 

[toastedwoofles]

Sorry I'm bleeping furious at those moaning stories where she still somehow looks smug?!

I've typed and retyped too many versions of my rant so I'm just going to summarize it to - Emma just look on the bleeping bright side, you're living many peoples dream!

 

[WhatABore]

Can't believe she's sitting there, waving the phone in the baby's face, all the lights on, complaining she's wide awake.
Come on Emma, though you were smarter

 

[NormaBates]

Can't believe she's sitting there, waving the phone in the baby's face, all the lights on, complaining she's wide awake.
Come on Emma, though you were smarter

This!!!!
If my bloody dog gets up in the night for any reason I take him downstairs and lay in the dark on the sofa with him. I don't put all the sodding lights on. She's a Muppet

 

[NormaBates]

Always having a little passive aggressive dig!!!

duck off Emma

 

[halloweenbean]

The more she posts the more I can see why she has no friends. All the snide digs all the time, always having to be first, selfish. Who on earth needs that much fudge? Can’t she see how backwards it is that she buys herself that and gives her kids 1 preset for Xmas!

 

[JH31]

What is this advent calendar shite she’s up to now Just buy your little boy an advent calendar with a character or something he likes!!

 

[WhatABore]

B

What is this advent calendar shite she’s up to now Just buy your little boy an advent calendar with a character or something he likes!!

But he's not normally allowed a chocolate advent calendar
Surprised she's giving him some this time.
It'll probably be
"James and I split a quarter of a chocolate coin each for breakfast"

 

[Justheretolurk]

What is this advent calendar shite she’s up to now Just buy your little boy an advent calendar with a character or something he likes!!

“I’m going to buy my kids duck all for them to open on Christmas Day, but spend tit loads on a weird advent calendar…and then spout some bullshit about not wanting James to expect something every day yet put something in it for every day”
Makes total sense Emma…

 

[Twopenniesworth]

I bought my 1 year old a Kevin the carrot advent Calender in aldi for 79p, ffs Emma, but that kid a chocolate Calender like he’d bloody want!

 

[Happyholly]

For gods sake! Quit being a miserable bleep Emma and buy the poor kid an advent calendar. He's not going to become monsterous becausr of a tiny chocolate.

 

[Karliz]

By one get two free on haircuts in that social group

 

[WhatABore]

By one get two free on haircuts in that social group

Hahaha how did I not notice this?!

Even the slight part of Emma you can see that someone else took though, you can see she's not the size she makes out she is

 

[TruthTeller1036]

By one get two free on haircuts in that social group

also known as the Karen haircuts aka can I speak to the manager

 

[Karliz]

also known as the Karen haircuts aka can I speak to the manager

I wouldn't call it that, I may need to speak to the manager

 

[SnooperTrooper]

"John gets grumpy that I get fussy over it looking just right so we bought the first one I pulled out today"

The constant digs at John

 

[Eye_roll_central]

Jeeeez even something as lovely and magical about picking the right Christmas tree is depressing with this one! Why not just get a fake one then if she struggles and “upsets” John. Poor John must absolutely detest his life!! I know I would living like they do. I wonder if she nags him and attacks him with the constant digs like she does online.

 

[Irelanding]

She must be such a misery to live with. Early to bed, constant headaches, kicking poor John awake. She really needs to find out what on earth is wrong with her.

 

[halloweenbean]

She must be such a misery to live with. Early to bed, constant headaches, kicking poor John awake. She really needs to find out what on earth is wrong with her.

It’s because she restricts herself so much food wise that she has these headaches, low blood pressure and zero energy.