'Bubs Rip Curl don't fuckin invite Mumma to their events for fuckin nothing if you know what I'm sayingWhat's a Cowabunga Chicky Babe
Whatever it is, you are neither of those things..
Also, of course she can surf
Probably rode slayed at Bell's with Kelly Slater back in the day.
![Call me hand :call_me: 🤙](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f919.png)
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