lol i have to go bed now….Dear Diary
lol i have to go bed now….Dear DiaryYep you're on the money.
Maybe she's going to go to a wellness retreat as opposed to a fat camp.
Or releasing a journal/diary like Steph Pase.
Dear Diary....
Tonight I squashed me titties till they hung where my gunt used to be, picked my carbuncle's, scratched my mange, then my minge, terrorised the vegan ex with a steak, then pretended I did a 3 hour walk for my, you know, you know, all my community, got Leah back up out of bed cos God forbid she has any other life now, to film me doing absolutely fuck all. Then I ate more cheezels.
My soul is restored, my chakras are centred
I used to use oils on my feet once to do all that but had to find a new gig to rip the minions off.
Bye.
Or pork!! Remember how hard she was shilling for pork!Only eats steak now that there is no Tassal salmon paid ad.
When was the last time she ate salmon and was not an ad for Tassal or Woolies?
I know I’m super late to this but I did the exact same thing!!OMG I have to run to the toilet, I"m at work and need to view these stories..... BRB....
Who did she force to take that pic of herHoly crap that shot is awful. And the day going in to night happens outside. Does it lazy lou thanks for the science lesson. I think when the apes evolved they left her behind.
Yep you're on the money.
Maybe she's going to go to a wellness retreat as opposed to a fat camp.
Or releasing a journal/diary like Steph Pase.
Dear Diary....
Tonight I squashed me titties till they hung where my gunt used to be, picked my carbuncle's, scratched my mange, then my minge, terrorised the vegan ex with a steak, then pretended I did a 3 hour walk for my, you know, you know, all my community, got Leah back up out of bed cos God forbid she has any other life now, to film me doing absolutely fuck all. Then I ate more cheezels.
My soul is restored, my chakras are centred
I used to use oils on my feet once to do all that but had to find a new gig to rip the minions off.
Bye.
I cannot stop laughing!Yep you're on the money.
Maybe she's going to go to a wellness retreat as opposed to a fat camp.
Or releasing a journal/diary like Steph Pase.
Dear Diary....
Tonight I squashed me titties till they hung where my gunt used to be, picked my carbuncle's, scratched my mange, then my minge, terrorised the vegan ex with a steak, then pretended I did a 3 hour walk for my, you know, you know, all my community, got Leah back up out of bed cos God forbid she has any other life now, to film me doing absolutely fuck all. Then I ate more cheezels.
My soul is restored, my chakras are centred
I used to use oils on my feet once to do all that but had to find a new gig to rip the minions off.
Bye.
I don't think there's an animal she hasn't cooked for a quid is there?!Or pork!! Remember how hard she was shilling for pork!
Squashed tits and manky pits with some side boob at The GrahamAny last minute suggestions for a thread title? We’ll need a new one in the morning! Currently in the lead we’ve got @Michy02 with:
EmmyLou Loves #10 Inventing Emmy the Croptop Princess of Port Melbourne
I don’t want this to be buried. If you take EmmyLou and Aaron’s relationship and reverse what we get shown, people would be telling the woman to leave, to set boundaries, to make the husband step up as a parent, to be strong and move on. But EmmyLou has her hundreds of bogans telling her she’s fierce and strong and powerful while she steamrolls Aaron and the kids. She’s disgusting but this is what upsets me most. Cachia did the same when she belittled her husband at any given opportunity. It’s fucked.Not only is it super cringe, I think it’s highly inappropriate too. We’ve said it many times, but imagine if the roles were reversed and it was a man bragging about throwing his ex a bone by shouting her dinner. Then he goes home and posts something creepy like that. Sharing a happy family photo and that song with your thousands of followers is manipulative. Aaron has obviously tried to distance himself from her and maintain some healthy boundaries and she can’t respect that. We all just witnessed the same thing with Kanye & Kim (obviously in a much different league). But it’s problematic behaviour. She doesn’t need to take charge, she needs to back off.
You lot are killing me.. I can’t even find Cheezels at Coles or Woolies in Perth due to the train line crapping itself/panic buying combo and now its all I want to eat. Maybe I’ll message Emmylou to bring some with her when she comes to WA.Be free Alove. This is your opportunity to live your own life.
Emmylou, leave the man alone. P.S Cheezels are on special at Coles this week.
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