Well what a whirlwind of Emmylou that has come to Tattle! We sped through the first thread in a month; which isn’t hard to do when you’re talking about one of the most narcissistic people on Instagram.
One of the major happenings in the last thread was EL having her gunt lopped off. She spent a large sum of money to essentially fit into shorts for summer. EL now thinks she’s an Aje model and gifted us with her “professional fashion stylist” choices.
Unfortunately whilst EL was on “the chair”resting After gunt surgery, little did anyone know her partner was plotting his escape. EL is not to blame in the slightest though, letting her 119K+ audience know that he needs help.
That brings us to EL using her “15+ years experience” as a beauty therapist to sell light therapy to her unsuspecting minions.This makes her qualified to sell lights from Alibaba considering she also used light on her gunt scar and now she’s an expert.
I felt like the camel toe that scarred our eyes needs an honourable mention here. Bikini bottoms that were clearly too tight that she “could size down”.
Feel free to add anything I’ve missed
(I still need to add tags etc).
One of the major happenings in the last thread was EL having her gunt lopped off. She spent a large sum of money to essentially fit into shorts for summer. EL now thinks she’s an Aje model and gifted us with her “professional fashion stylist” choices.
Unfortunately whilst EL was on “the chair”resting After gunt surgery, little did anyone know her partner was plotting his escape. EL is not to blame in the slightest though, letting her 119K+ audience know that he needs help.
That brings us to EL using her “15+ years experience” as a beauty therapist to sell light therapy to her unsuspecting minions.This makes her qualified to sell lights from Alibaba considering she also used light on her gunt scar and now she’s an expert.
I felt like the camel toe that scarred our eyes needs an honourable mention here. Bikini bottoms that were clearly too tight that she “could size down”.
Feel free to add anything I’ve missed
(I still need to add tags etc).