Emmylou MacCarthy #2 Emmylou Loves… herself

[lycheemartini]

Well what a whirlwind of Emmylou that has come to Tattle! We sped through the first thread in a month; which isn’t hard to do when you’re talking about one of the most narcissistic people on Instagram.

One of the major happenings in the last thread was EL having her gunt lopped off. She spent a large sum of money to essentially fit into shorts for summer. EL now thinks she’s an Aje model and gifted us with her “professional fashion stylist” choices.

Unfortunately whilst EL was on “the chair”resting After gunt surgery, little did anyone know her partner was plotting his escape. EL is not to blame in the slightest though, letting her 119K+ audience know that he needs help.

That brings us to EL using her “15+ years experience” as a beauty therapist to sell light therapy to her unsuspecting minions.This makes her qualified to sell lights from Alibaba considering she also used light on her gunt scar and now she’s an expert.

I felt like the camel toe that scarred our eyes needs an honourable mention here. Bikini bottoms that were clearly too tight that she “could size down”.

Feel free to add anything I’ve missed

(I still need to add tags etc).

 

[Beige Mama]

Bravo! Her lead up to Christmas will be gold!

 

[FreddyFrog]

Thank you for the recap!

 

[Johnnygirl]

Well what a whirlwind of Emmylou that has come to Tattle! We sped through the first thread in a month; which isn’t hard to do when you’re talking about one of the most narcissistic people on Instagram.

One of the major happenings in the last thread was EL having her gunt lopped off. She spent a large sum of money to essentially fit into shorts for summer. EL now thinks she’s an Aje model and gifted us with her “professional fashion stylist” choices.

Unfortunately whilst EL was on “the chair”resting After gunt surgery, little did anyone know her partner was plotting his escape. EL is not to blame in the slightest though, letting her 119K+ audience know that he needs help.

That brings us to EL using her “15+ years experience” as a beauty therapist to sell light therapy to her unsuspecting minions.This makes her qualified to sell lights from Alibaba considering she also used light on her gunt scar and now she’s an expert.

I felt like the camel toe that scarred our eyes needs an honourable mention here. Bikini bottoms that were clearly too tight that she “could size down”.

Feel free to add anything I’ve missed

(I still need to add tags etc).

Bravo!!!

 

[Sponfused]

*Pulls up a recliner*

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Well what a whirlwind of Emmylou that has come to Tattle! We sped through the first thread in a month; which isn’t hard to do when you’re talking about one of the most narcissistic people on Instagram.

One of the major happenings in the last thread was EL having her gunt lopped off. She spent a large sum of money to essentially fit into shorts for summer. EL now thinks she’s an Aje model and gifted us with her “professional fashion stylist” choices.

Unfortunately whilst EL was on “the chair”resting After gunt surgery, little did anyone know her partner was plotting his escape. EL is not to blame in the slightest though, letting her 119K+ audience know that he needs help.

That brings us to EL using her “15+ years experience” as a beauty therapist to sell light therapy to her unsuspecting minions.This makes her qualified to sell lights from Alibaba considering she also used light on her gunt scar and now she’s an expert.

I felt like the camel toe that scarred our eyes needs an honourable mention here. Bikini bottoms that were clearly too tight that she “could size down”.

Feel free to add anything I’ve missed

(I still need to add tags etc).

Thank you!! Great summary.

 

[hotpussy]

Omg gold!!

 

[Michy02]

I wonder if the chair was rented or bought?

 

[Whiskers1]

*Pulls up a recliner*

EL has won you can borrow

One*

 

[RentLife]

Thank you for the recap and new thread.

Emmylou is the infomercial lady on Healthy Homes!

I wonder if the chair was rented or bought?

She bought it off gumtree.

 

[Michy02]

My newest latest scam. Tee hee

 

[jfm88]

Do we think she called Chomps to get Sagey into Maddie's bball clinic?

 

[savebetty]

Jesus tap dancing Christ this is bad advertisement placing.

 

[gemmagucci]

My newest latest scam. Tee hee

Grifter

 

[Whiskers1]

Do we think she called Chomps to get Sagey into Maddie's bball clinic?

They're all foul

 

[Limpy Love]

Well what a whirlwind of Emmylou that has come to Tattle! We sped through the first thread in a month; which isn’t hard to do when you’re talking about one of the most narcissistic people on Instagram.

One of the major happenings in the last thread was EL having her gunt lopped off. She spent a large sum of money to essentially fit into shorts for summer. EL now thinks she’s an Aje model and gifted us with her “professional fashion stylist” choices.

Unfortunately whilst EL was on “the chair”resting After gunt surgery, little did anyone know her partner was plotting his escape. EL is not to blame in the slightest though, letting her 119K+ audience know that he needs help.

That brings us to EL using her “15+ years experience” as a beauty therapist to sell light therapy to her unsuspecting minions.This makes her qualified to sell lights from Alibaba considering she also used light on her gunt scar and now she’s an expert.

I felt like the camel toe that scarred our eyes needs an honourable mention here. Bikini bottoms that were clearly too tight that she “could size down”.

Feel free to add anything I’ve missed

(I still need to add tags etc).

Great summary but we could probably add the mystery around the "warehouse" was a bit of a talking point and what was my personal favourite moment - the house clean.

 

[KmartByron]

Well what a whirlwind of Emmylou that has come to Tattle! We sped through the first thread in a month; which isn’t hard to do when you’re talking about one of the most narcissistic people on Instagram.

One of the major happenings in the last thread was EL having her gunt lopped off. She spent a large sum of money to essentially fit into shorts for summer. EL now thinks she’s an Aje model and gifted us with her “professional fashion stylist” choices.

Unfortunately whilst EL was on “the chair”resting After gunt surgery, little did anyone know her partner was plotting his escape. EL is not to blame in the slightest though, letting her 119K+ audience know that he needs help.

That brings us to EL using her “15+ years experience” as a beauty therapist to sell light therapy to her unsuspecting minions.This makes her qualified to sell lights from Alibaba considering she also used light on her gunt scar and now she’s an expert.

I felt like the camel toe that scarred our eyes needs an honourable mention here. Bikini bottoms that were clearly too tight that she “could size down”.

Feel free to add anything I’ve missed

(I still need to add tags etc).

This is a great summary-thank you!

 

[Claimed celebrity]

Do we think she called Chomps to get Sagey into Maddie's bball clinic?

shock horror

 

[FreddyFrog]

Do we think that Carly is talking about ELL?

 

[Scaredweirdlittleguy]

They're all foul

Her story made it sound like a follower was the one to recommend Maddie’s clinic, not her actual “friend” Sophie. Why are they all so weird?! I just don’t understand anymore, I’ve just hit this place where nothing makes sense and I just dislike them all so much. Much like Mrs White in Clue - the flames on the side of my face!

Edited coz I like this gif better haha