Emmylou MacCarthy #2 Emmylou Loves… herself

[KmartByron]

Slightly irrational but relevant rant:
im the same age as this bitch (42)
my husband & I desperately want a child, but prob not going to happen.
I’ve also been involved for a long long time in childrens sport - pure grass roots.
it’s not at all difficult to get your child into sport at starter level. Melbourne Tigers is a rep club, so god knows how she managed to get ’someone’ to agree to Sage playing regardless of the division, but clearly something happened somewhere and she knew where to go so…..
Anyway, I digress. It’s not difficult if you take the time and find a club (usually it’s via school - all the kids will play in a local competition in different clubs) - they don’t knock anyone back either. Doesn’t matter if they’re a standout junior athlete, or just starting and scared of the ball. When I was coaching, I had kids that were good enough for rep/state, and others who had no idea, but were happy being with friends. Sport at that age is not about sport - it’s about so much more. It gives kids a sense of identity, resilience, social skills, exercise - I’m sure I’m preaching to the choir here, you know what I’m saying.
Right, I’ve digressed again. My point is, this shit isn’t difficult and doesnt take a lot of effort. But she has made it so. Rather than make her son her priority, she‘s made it an Instagram Adventure for fucking clicks and free fucking bathers.
id love to have a son to take to basketball, or a daughter to take to netball - I got so much out of it at that age, and I’ve seen so many kids develop & grow through sport, that id just love to be doing the training runs and 9am games in the rain (well you know, not really, but thats what you do for your kids right). This bitch has got three kids and treats them as props for her instagram, schilling self-obsessed life. And apologies for the irrational part but ITS SO FUCKING UNFAIR - why not me, what does she get to have them and treat them like that, whereas I won‘t get the opportunity to have them and try to be the best mum I could. I literally cried watching her stories, poor poor Sage - clock when she said she was proud of him, she SAID IT TO THE CAMERA, not to his face. Fuck. Me.

Anyway, rant over, just needed to get this out of my system. Apologies - there are so many people above that have been far more eloquent than me, but I was so white-rage angry-sad so my grammar & spelling aren’t the best. Happy Saturday y’all

 

[SnarkyTart]

So much to unpack from her stories today without even touching on Rip Curl and the dogs.

Poor, poor Sage. He's 10 years old, and his pathetic excuse for a mother is sharing his embarrassing and hurtful experience with her whole community. Obviously ALove dealt with all of this sort of stuff previously, because she clearly has no idea. I mean, she was asking for help to get her children to their activities a few weeks ago. This morning we saw Vida eating savoury biscuits for breakfast and Leah getting her kids dressed for school. But as long as Emmy can make it to Torquay for the day to frolic in the water like a special needs midget, everything is fine and dandy! Get a fucking clue Emmy. Your son is prepubescent and dealing with body issues. You admitted last week that your middle child is having issues at the school gate of a morning. Your youngest lacks basic discipline and manners. Your already tumultuous relationship with their father has progressed to separation. Life as your children knew it is falling down around them, but you're still filming and chasing delusions of fame. Put the camera down and grow the fuck up.

 

[BeachBaby]

I'm pleasantly surprised.. that for a bogan event the presenters and the crowd were really well dressed.. except for lazy loo the Fluoro s&m outfit which doesn't actually resemble AJE anymore let's be honest..

The one in the middle is very proud of her bag...

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

Nearly new thread time. Anyone have any thread name suggestions?

Emmylou Loves… Mutton Dressed As Shitzel.

 

[lycheemartini]

Well what a whirlwind of Emmylou that has come to Tattle! We sped through the first thread in a month; which isn’t hard to do when you’re talking about one of the most narcissistic people on Instagram.

One of the major happenings in the last thread was EL having her gunt lopped off. She spent a large sum of money to essentially fit into shorts for summer. EL now thinks she’s an Aje model and gifted us with her “professional fashion stylist” choices.

Unfortunately whilst EL was on “the chair”resting After gunt surgery, little did anyone know her partner was plotting his escape. EL is not to blame in the slightest though, letting her 119K+ audience know that he needs help.

That brings us to EL using her “15+ years experience” as a beauty therapist to sell light therapy to her unsuspecting minions.This makes her qualified to sell lights from Alibaba considering she also used light on her gunt scar and now she’s an expert.

I felt like the camel toe that scarred our eyes needs an honourable mention here. Bikini bottoms that were clearly too tight that she “could size down”.

Feel free to add anything I’ve missed

(I still need to add tags etc).

 

[savebetty]

Jesus tap dancing Christ this is bad advertisement placing.

 

[lazyinflgrindmygears]

I was busy being a hungover hot mess this weekend as unlike Emmy I have friends and family to socialise with. I’ve just caught up with the thread so off I trot to catch up on her stories and do today’s recap

Today’s recap:

EL and SL are matching this morning as per contract they do need to be seen to wear ZM clothing occasionally so she can shill it to her followers. With the limited amount of items that actually look good on matching wasn’t going to be hard.

SL commented on the state of Emmy’s yard which she has been unable to do as she’s been “recovering” - Hot tip- maybe that’s an activity you could do with your kids that doesn’t require gorging on food.
The garden hasn’t been done because she’s been getting used to this whole single parent thing so now she is having a gardener do it.

The dress she is shilling is sold out/back online/coming back soon but who knows because Emmy can’t even remember the name of it. After all bubs, it isn’t Arrrgee.
EL is doing this great advertisement for her brand while hanging out the washing that looks suspiciously like the washing she was going to have completed last Friday…

EL thinks she should have shares in the Graham Hotel as she eats there so often and spends so much money there. Perhaps she should just make lunch at home like she was “so obsessed with” a fortnight ago.
She took the kids to the park last night and they had a barbecue. Lamb cutlets and potato salad but she had to go to the supermarket after reading this thread to get sausages. For extra meat for the oversized portions she feeds those poor children.
One of the assistants (Leah?) is using the light stim as we are treated to a story about how SL was once super-fucked up after a night at Revolver and left a used tampon on the side of the bath and ALove found it.
Leah got sunburnt working for Emmy at the fashion shoot because clearly EL cares about workplace safety by not supplying sunscreen, walking infront of cars to get the shot etc.
Advertising the pop-up shop which will in earth shattering news- match the prices of the online store. Groundbreaking.
Emmy will be there the whole weekend- Friday, sat and Sunday as she doesn’t have the kids and has no life. If any of you live in Melbourne please go and review the clothes for us because I just want to know how LUXURY the LUXURY LINEN collection is because it’s LUXURY.

that’s all for now, I may need a drink.

Emmylou McCarthy 3- Forget the kids it’s about ME, at 18 the 3 will flee.

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

Here’s a summary of today’s verbal diarrhoea, for anyone who simply cannot stand the sound of her voice:

- She had to cover up any incriminating paperwork when she walked into the office. Suss as fuck.

- Lia is back. Lia “just had a baby”, a year ago, and SueLyn threw EL under the bus and announced that she’d forgotten the baby’s name yesterday. EL got wildly defensive, said she “sent the card” when the baby was born, so therefore it’s fine, and told 120,000 people about Lia’s breastfeeding choices.

- EL, clearly still seething, then calls SueLyn old because she’s wearing glasses. SL thinks the Lightstim has improved her skin… in less than 24 hours. Okay bro.

- Poppy is the “Customer Service Lady”. Actually, she’s the Office Manager, which is a far less belittling title, especially when EL tells us that Poppy was running the asylum while EL was in Gunt Revovery Mode eating boxes of Chicken In A Biscuit. EL hides Poppy’s computer monitor, like we’ve stepped into ASIO’s Melbourne office or something……

- Lia has to iron the dresses because there’s no way EmmyLou would iron them. Hurry up Lia. *pulls a cute face to distract people from the fact she’s an asshole*

- *in her weirdest voice to date - worthwhile unmuting* Lana Wilkinson sent her some shoes and said not to tag her, but EL is fuckennn taggin’ her anyway. Turns out her feet are as big as her ego - Size 9.5??!? She has the dimensions of a garden gnome.

I am exhausted. That was a LOT to endure.

 

[FreddyFrog]

Do we think that Carly is talking about ELL?

 

[phucked_off]

Just sayin…

 

[meg_snarkle]

Emmylou, if you or your cohort read here, you can choose to share whatever you like about your personal life if that floats your boat. But you have no right to breach your children's privacy the way you do.

Share humiliating and candid stories about yourself to your heart's content. It is so unfair and outrageous of you to think you have the right to share stories of a similar nature about your offspring.

You don't own them. You are their guardian and caretaker.

You might get off sharing tales of being plus size in a fat-shaming world. More power to you for that.
Your children do not have the capacity to choose to share the same.
Your kids should not be fodder for your content!!

_______

Far out, these influencers really take the cake don't they

 

[screenfreelookatme]

EmmyLou loves…not wearing pants

 

[Limpy Love]

So LL has finally managed to influence me.

I have cancelled my Catch Club subscription and uninstalled the app.

 

[SnarkyTart]

Sometimes, I feel guilty ripping on her because she's a fellow woman and mum. But today, that ship has sailed. After hearing her humble brag about the amount of money she has spent on herself, and "supporting" her newly separated partner this week, I am DONE. She is a filthy (in all senses of the word), grifting, manipulative fool who has no compassion for anyone. It's all about LouLou. She lives in a hovel, stuffs her face greedily and picks dandruff out of her hair on stories,

and her kids look grotty and unkempt the majority of the time.

So give yourself a clap on the back EL, for all the things you bRought this week. All the money in the world will never buy you an ounce of class, dignity or respect.

 

[SnarkyTart]

Hi Emmy

Quick fact - we are not your colleagues, but yes, we have noticed that you've put on some weight. But that's not why you bother us. It's your repugnant personality, and your absolute refusal to try and better yourself in a non material way.

You aren't enough - you're too much.

Have a blessed day

 

[Broken Veneers]

In Early November I speculated she bought the lightstims here:

https://www.dhgate.com/product/wholesale-lightstim-for-wrinkles-ance-face/391826171.html

$55.76 each if she bought 26+ and probably cheaper for her since she sold 420!

She sold them for $289 each - nearly $98,000 profit

 

[sharalandaah]

What a fatty yes EmmyLou I said fatty NOT HOTTIE

Tbh this vein of comments honestly surprises me. It’s 2021, have you missed the memo that fatphobia is pretty on the nose? Just makes you sound super out of touch and pretty lame I really think it’s possible to criticise this woman w/out resorting to inane insults about her weight. Like- grow up

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

I honestly think I’m done with this absolute gronk of a human. I don’t even follow her, but even me hate-watching is fuelling her ego and adding $$$ to her bank account. This whole basketball situation just makes me, as a parent of a child Sage’s age, so angry and sad.

EL, when you read this, or even if someone close to her reads this, it has to stop! Let your kids have a childhood. Give them the privacy they need to grow and develop. I can tell you from first-hand experience, older nasty children use the internet to find things to bully other kids over and at this point, Sage is a sitting duck. Grade 6 and Grade 7 kids all have devices, they all know how to Google, and they WILL find this forum. And all the rest.

She should close her personal account, invest in some professional digital marketing, focus on the Zoe Moss business and rebuild her kids to give them a goddamn fighting chance at having a normal life. Money will eventually mean nothing when her kids can’t stand her.

@KmartByron you wrote that beautifully and your anger is warranted. We see you and support you.

 

[lazyinflgrindmygears]

I know some of you watch without sound so here is this mornings wrap up:
Last night Vida and Camellia pretended to be Emmy and a fan. Emmy thought it was a made up skit because she can’t see the truth. Vida was Emmy and all she talked about was money and filming her kids.
This morning Emmy has apparently been up since 5:30 because she has to go to a rip curl event. Even with being up since 5:30 she hasn’t made the kids breakfast as can be seen by Vida eating chicken biscuits at 7:30 in the morning. The kids are not dressed for school.

Poor Leah is spending time with the kids and getting them ready for school because it’s not like she wouldn’t want to spend time with her newborn, now is it?

Emmy wants you to excuse the mess in her house as she’s doing her once a month clothes wash and has the kids this weekend so wants it tidy for them.

She has the kids this weekend and SL has hers so they are having a sleepover Saturday night because of course EL had to schedule a photoshoot on the Sunday when they have the kids. I mean it’s not like she works with her sister and could do it any working day now is it?
The kids are being fobbed off to a movie premiere on Sunday. But hey, I guess no parental supervision is required for that.

The recliner is up for sale on market place, full of emmy’s sweat, blood and germs. Also featuring the germs of her children as Sage was coughing while on it in her ad for it. Don’t worry, it’s $800 and is “less than 12months old” per the ad. RRP is $3.3k but I’m guessing it was second-hand already. She is selling because after having her gunt cut off it is apparently time to “eeeeenjoyyyyhhh the fruits of my labour”
also spotted in the background: the bins have been put out but there are several empty damp cardboard boxes left in the front yard.

TLDR: she’s still a fuckwit

 

[icouldsizedown]

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