EmmyLou Loves Thread #97 From pots & pans to Only Fans! In her lacy lawngere, flaps on full display 🤪

[Buttercup725]

Bec Judd and Nadia were effortless and dressed appropriately for a daytime event on a weekday. Emmy on the other hand dressed like a clown headed for a cheap nightclub, in a designer knock off dress with clacky shoes and a pvc handbag. These women are worlds apart, I am surprised she didn’t chase them down to film them for her stories. I’m also quite certain Bec and Nadia didn’t make a screeching song and dance over some free makeup samples either. How embarrassing for AmyLou.

I also personally think that one of those makeup/freebie suitcases should have been put up for a follower to win, or perhaps donated to one of the many charities she claims to support. But of course, the little grub thinks of no one but herself.

And the only reason she took her daughter was to get double the free stuff.

 

[rulebreaker101]

I hate that influencers are paid to be at a breast cancer awareness event. Paid, not unpaid, paid. It is so unfair and so unnatural. the money they pay influencers should go directly to the charity and not to these people who dont even do anything else to bring awareness. Doesnt EmilyLou sunbake in the sun with no sunscreen last summer?

 

[AntiPants]

I’m pretty excited to hear about the length of Death of a Salesman tonight.

(Spoiler alert, it’s too long. And fairly boring. I predict she’ll leave at interval)

 

[AJAYA]

Well this is true. Lord know what else that poor washer has eaten ha!

I would bet on my life that her pink g banger would rather get eaten by her filthy arse washing machine, rather than her filthy arse

 

[exflighty]

And to think she took a dedicated shoe suitcase all the way to Vegas only to get scammed. lol

I want to know who knows this information? How did she get scammed? When did she realise she’d fucked up? So many questions.

 

[Broken Veneers]

Wonder if our girl will be chasing peen at The Beat tonight?

It's a school night, so YES

 

[hotpussy]

Jesus Christ the one thing the hovel DOES NOT need is any more nick nacks, plants and clutter!

 

[cashedupbogan]

Her washing machine literally and metaphorically said “IT IS NOT A VIBE” to those trackies

 

[Chickinabiz]

Someone up thread said that Aaron would come home yesterday and she'd ship the kids off to him. She not only shipped off the kids but apparently it was quite late. Selfish cow. At least Alove wants to spend Fathers Day with his kids unlike self indulgent Lou who checked herself into a hotel on Mother's Day one year

 

[AMY$]

Prawn breakfast.....fuck right off you out of touch beast!

 

[exflighty]

Someone’s angling for a free terrarium “oh I always come in here and can never choose so I leave” AKA “you choose it for me and give it to me for free”

 

[Chompers Chompers Chomper]

"Is their a difference from loving somebody and being in love with somebody?" (Direct quote from her latest reel)

Yes. Just as there's a difference between there and their. IlliterateLou strikes again.

 

[ketchup menace]

I just showed this to my husband and said, tell me your first thoughts

He said
"That makes me think of Kath and Kim in a bad way. Also, does she have a penis ?"

 

[CropTops'R'Us]

That Atkins shit...all still disordered eating nonsense. She's better off just having a bloody chocolate!

 

[dimfluencer]

I love how the nieces are exchanging knowing glances at each other like “she’s a fucking wingnut - I’m so embarrassed to be here” - she’s so socially unaware of everyone hating her and can’t see it!! (Also noting poor miserable Sage in the corner )

 

[Michy02]

Delicious. Buy my cookbook!

 

[AntiPants]

She honestly couldn’t fit into anything at Filly Stable.

That's never stopped her from shopping there before...

 

[MrsEyeroll]

Casually scrolling insta and almost choked on my own saliva...like ummm since when?!

 

[Broken_vase]

Nah, it’s through her company - Elephant Dinner.

Elephant dinner, if that doesn’t sum up our girl perfectly

 

[Scaredweirdlittleguy]

View attachment 2420468Those MK shoes trigger me so much. I hate how she always has her pants tucked into the tongue of the shoe…

The strap in this screenshot made me think you’d circled her crotch for some reason and couldn’t figure it out! Why do I keep looking at her crotch today?!