You know what is the funniest thing about this clown? Deep down, she yearns to be something she will never be, by virtue of a combination of her body shape and how she looks, her immaturity, her lack of class, and her lack of education, she will never ever be the woman she so desperately wishes she could be. The effortlessly gorgeous, slinky, delicate, graceful and elegant woman she thinks she is. She will always be a stocky, classless, bogan root, and whomever she is with, no matter how happy they are, she will always catch her significant other stealing glances at the women who truly captivate a space and the eye, and it will crush her every single time. She is the epitome of cute at best, never hot, never stunning, never beautiful, never-mind intelligence and decorum. It makes me smile.