EmmyLou Loves #99 No matter how far or how wide she roams, Mumma still calls the buffet home! 🍗🥩

[Limpy Love]

The puppet masters

Except when it comes to "get a bleeping job" or "take Vida to the doctor" or "take your kids to the zoo" or "wear clothes that fit"

 

[Gifted twat]

Wedgie!

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the soles of her feet are disgusting, hopefully MSAC has enough chlorine to clean the pool

 

[cashedupbogan]

I’ll take a little gunt over that barrel she’s carrying.

But then some of us get rid of it with hard work and consistent exercise instead of wasting 20K on surgery and looking botched.

 

[MeowbahCanGoRot]

Our size 10 to 16 gal

 

[hotpussy]

I’ll take a little gunt over that barrel she’s carrying.

But then some of us get rid of it with hard work and consistent exercise instead of wasting 20K on surgery and looking botched.

She’s no Elle Macherson that’s for sure..
but most women over 30 even slim toned ones have a little gut/gunt/lower pouch after children, even if it’s tiny. Her look is so bizarre and manly..

 

[Director of Mugs]

Emmy's live on the Zoe Moss instagram.

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

So we say she’s forgotten about Zoe Moss and ohhhhh, she’s on a live for ZM, get on it peeps…….

 

[notgifted]

She’s no Elle Macherson that’s for sure..
but most women over 30 even slim toned ones have a little gut/gunt/lower pouch after children, even if it’s tiny. Her look is so bizarre and manly..

It’s like a Norm body from the old slip slop slap ads on TV
Or an old 77 year old drunk, who loves to invite women off Tinder for romantic cooking dates with his big hard…. beer gut out.
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Uncanny likeness, no neck, big upper gut

 

[Michy02]

Wow. Is that from today?!? I’d love to know how many kilos she’s up
(Only because she obsessively tracks and is desperately trying to lose weight. I don’t care what anyone weighs )

My screen shot is from ages ago!

 

[Butt3rfly]

duck…..I’ve booked to stay at Ruby without realising where it’s located.

duck duck duck.

 

[YankeeRoo]

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

Kris Jenner works hard but EmmyLou when doing whatever the Fezzas tell her to do works harder

Comment of the week!!!!!

 

[Bizziebody]

It’s like a Norm body from the old slip slop slap ads on TV
Or an old 77 year old drunk, who loves to invite women off Tinder for romantic cooking dates with his big hard…. beer gut out.
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Uncanny likeness, no neck, big upper gut

Life Be In It ads from the 80's.

 

[Michy02]

Life Be In It ads from the 80's.

 

[Bizziebody]

That's Oneword in her reclinerwhen the spineless one was finally pushed too far.

 

[hotpussy]

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a lot of us also blocked from Zoe Loss!

 

[Emmyscrustycamilla]

Does she realise she can swim INSIDE??

 

[somanyteeth]

Less than 10 minutes up the road from her. Who actually follows 7 Eleven - for what?????

She's probably got a paid partnership coming. Someone had one a year or 2 ago, it may have been this beast. So maybe another one in the works.
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Ok so I'm 6ft so no short girl problems here but remember when Amy paid for a full car detail so she could drop one of her crew to the airport lol

Probably then claimed it ad a business expense.

 

[notgifted]

That's Oneword in her reclinerwhen the spineless one was finally pushed too far.

Oh that’s it lol Life Be In It, I was close
Yeah, it really is her. Just need a chicken in a biscuit box and we are on the money

 

[Bizziebody]

Oh that’s it lol Life Be In It, I was close
Yeah, it really is her. Just need a chicken in a biscuit box and we are on the money

You were probably only a toddler when those ads were on the tv.