EmmyLou Loves #92 Winter woes, drying clothes, dirty toes, hovel carpet on the nose

[exflighty]

Why is she all of a sudden introducing herself as “Emmylou from Emmylou loves” on her own stories? we all know who you are you dickehead.
Also is that rose dress a dolce & Gabbana knock off? Either way it’s revolting.

get some new shoes sweetheart.

 

[Broken_vase]

Mumma is certainly very quiet today. Any guesses what she’s up to? Unpacking the Strandbag pink suitcases? Washing the beige tracksuits? Watching repeats on 10play of her Logie winning performance on Stewdio10?

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

I am hoping for the topic. "Have you ever bought something that cost a lot of money and didn't tell your partner."

I’m waiting for the topic- have you ever dumped your 3 kids and gone clubbing on your own at age 44. And have you ever traveled overseas in pursuit of only to find that he and he’s dad are really just not that into you.

 

[I_Fricking_Love_It]

My friend owns a shop and she messaged me saying that she can get anything from Zoe Moss and if there’s anything I want to let her know I was horrified and said oh I sort of hate Emmylou so would probably not want anything but thanks I guess. She said the brand is Leonie and Zoe Moss just sew in their own labels. Well I hate Leonie too now.

 

[YankeeRoo]

Daughter of the year!!!

 

[YouAre]

Yeah.... soooooooo blessed


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10 photos of the past six weeks & she’s wearing a version of the beige tracksuit in 6 of them

 

[gemmagucci]

I ducked out of my office today for a sneaky pub lunch which I rarely do. It was about half full. A few people eating alone like me, a few couples, a few people having casual work lunches/meetings. It was pretty quiet. I just had this random thought of what the reactions would be if I pulled my phone out and started filming myself having a full blown conversation into my phone and acting like it was a television camera. I can't wrap my head around actually doing that in public constantly and not feeling like an absolute twit. I lean a bit towards being an introvert and don't particularly like attention on me, so that's my worst nightmare anyway but the reality of it must be so embarrassing, especially for the kids.

She seems so comfortable and happy talking into her phone to her imaginary friends yet on the Stewdo 10 couch last week so awkward, couldn’t find her words, couldn’t interact with the very experienced hosts’. Unless she is centre of attention she cannot socialise. Hence the #nofriendslou

 

[IAmSometimesTheWalrus]

So she's out with wet hair. Mission Impossible advance screening tonight, 24 hour trip to NZ, Sydney for Studio10.View attachment 2281297

She’s worn this tracksuit EVERYDAY since Thursday, FIVE DAYS!! It’s going to have to be cut off her at this rate

 

[Emmyscrustycamilla]

Vida is having steamed rice with soy sauce. fkn wow. I just HOPE these two dim wits are getting V some help. I’m not a doctor, but She shows very clear signs of asd.

 

[YankeeRoo]

Lookin' fly 🪰 baller (Ball head) Lou

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Ox tail is not a personality trait.

 

[exflighty]

The “press wall” hahahaha you fucking idiot, there’s one photographer there.

and again darling, it’s not a “premiere” if the stars of the movie aren’t there and you’re just down at the local cinemas with literally no one else around.

She truly believes she is a celebrity.

 

[exflighty]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy why why why why?????? My 15 y/o kid asked me the other day to make my tiktok private because kids at school had seen it. I had to give it to him to do because I have no idea how to do it but no objections from me. I'm not trying to be famous!. There was a covid lock down video we did as a family - so only 1. Imagine how Sage must feel. So I'm here to say for a fact, kids do stalk their friends parents on social media, I weirdly get my kids friends requesting me and I decline them, they only want to get on so they can see my kids when they were little and give them sh!t lol.

unless she has all of Sage’s mates blocked, she would absolutely live for knowing his mates are taking screenshots of her in her undies to share around, because that’s exactly what they would be doing. Any attention is good attention when you’re a narcissist, regardless of the ramifications to others. She would LIVE for the fact people are seeing her in her undies. If she was concerned, she simply wouldn’t post stuff like that.

she is utterly revolting

 

[mariah cachia]

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. Those jeans are fucking awful.

 

[kay_gurl]

Emmy looked gawjus! So much so she wore it out the front of the shop.View attachment 2286365

What a time that was...

 

[Director of Mugs]

Wonder if Emmy is still looking for her car.

 

[b!tch_eating_crackers]

Shit, I just saw this in a baking group I’m in on Facebook and I spend so much time here that my speedy little Tattlefingers nearly replied “the glovebox of your Mitsi obviously”.

 

[exflighty]

Emmylou #93- a slug in black sequins at Cirque Du Soleil, press walls, Judy free, Emmy’s famous, OK??

 

[just taking a break]

I was at the salon today from about 10-1 for a major grey covering operation, anyway, another client had their lunch with them, some type of curry. Fuck it stank and all I could think of was SalmonLou at the hairdresser

I didn’t eat for about 3.5 hours and I was fine

 

[TwentyTwentyWon]

Daughter of the year!!!


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Who gives an older lady those NYC long sleeve tops, they look like shitty old stock that she couldn't sell.