EmmyLou Loves #92 Winter woes, drying clothes, dirty toes, hovel carpet on the nose

[gemmagucci]

I’ve never seen such a slovenly person as Lazylou. Airport attire - most people dress nicely/smart casual. Long haul flights maybe change into something more comfortable like a elasticated pant. Tracksuits are for home and walks.
Love me a good tracksuit (had one on yesterday) but never in my life would i wear it to the airport.

 

[Broken Veneers]

Producer of the shitshow!
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Holy moly! Rewatching the stories to count the number of products was painful enough. You are amazing!

I had to block her in case she saw how many times I viewed her stories and blocked my finsta

 

[Broken_vase]

Oh, my cataracts are playing up, better put my Bailey Nelson’s on…..#ad coming in 5,4,3,2,1.

 

[exflighty]

I actually almost feel sorry for her. Her life is clearly so empty and void of any real friendship or love (besides the love from her children which she can’t see or isn’t enough for her) that seeing a random, made up tv character buying/making oxtail makes her so excited, surely she can see how low she’s sunk? And the fact that she’s screaming down her phone to the internet about it, is just plain sad.

 

[notgifted]

A couple of those were size 10s too. So if EL claims to fit a 10/12 in Zoe Moss, how the fuck does her mother fit in to a 10 when she is half her size. Those shit items will swim on that poor woman.

ETA: the NYC jumpers were mediums. Those oversize jumpers will swallow her whole

That’s just so sad. She couldn’t care less for anyone in her family. Those clothes won’t fit and are utter shit, yet the poor Mum is so proud of this round cunt, she will wear them and tell everyone they are her daughter brand Zoe Moss

 

[mariah cachia]

@gemmagucci always coming through with the absolute goods!

I always get excited for the inside scoop when I see @gemmagucci has posted!

 

[Oops I did it again]

Good point! I believe so as it's all an ad for Cirque de Soleil.

I’m reporting this slug

 

[makeitstop]

Isn’t the “premiere” the one with Tom Cruise? They not fly her over for that?

I am shocked that Network 10 didn’t fly her up to the Sydney premier with Tom Cruise now that’s she’s a Studio10 host for 3 minutes a week.

 

[YankeeRoo]

You ready team??

So shes being flown over to watch Cirque De
Solei or however u spell it, its early and what a joke!!

What a waste of $$ on this POS

 

[makeitstop]

Aaron came back at the end of the holidays??!!!! Well played Aaron….well played!

Probably away at some spiritual awakening learning some new words of wisdom for his next book.

 

[Limpy Love]

Anyone else think a Bailey Nelson post is imminent?

 

[itssobutiful]

Is that outfit the literal definition of polishing a turd? She looks like a big sparkling poop

 

[CropTops'R'Us]

It took longer for that egg to scramble than Gone With The Wind! 'See it starting to scramble?' Um no???

 

[Esme Watson]

Confirms what a piece of shit she is. Grabs 4 items from the Collingwood warehouse- throws them into an express post bag - Happy Birthday Mum. She is a fkn disgrace.

A couple of those were size 10s too. So if EL claims to fit a 10/12 in Zoe Moss, how the fuck does her mother fit in to a 10 when she is half her size. Those shit items will swim on that poor woman.

ETA: the NYC jumpers were mediums. Those oversize jumpers will swallow her whole

 

[Emmyscrustycamilla]

I honestly cannot believe this PUBLISHED COOK BOOK AUTHOR spells it BOLOGNAISE… you illiterate fuck!!!

 

[slap2fish2gether]

Also. What in the heck is this monstrosity? I cannot imagine it would be at all comfortable.

Ahaha she looks fucking stupid, clod hoppers never fail make me laugh. Kia ora you stupid slug

 

[makeitstop]

If she cooks bolognaise using 500g of mince there are no leftovers but if she uses 1kg of mince she has leftovers.

 

[oxtailslop]

G exists in the alphabet for a reason.

SITTIN OVER THERE
LOOKIN OVER THERE

Uneducated swine

 

[AMY$]

FUCK OFF with the tracksuit. You have to be kidding me how fucking gross.....

 

[AJAYA]

She thinks the people "in her phone" are real....

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