Emmylou Loves #83 Snitchells & sadza & zim gala dinners. These are a few of EL’s favourite things

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saaahhhhreal

she looks like she's had a stroke here
 
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CouldSizeDown

Mslane said:
Checkout that arm its bigger than the expensive chop she served the other night. The clothes look cheap, even in the photos.
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How is it possible that she has half a camel toe in these so called “flowy” pants???
 
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Black.bird

notgifted said:
That appears to be 100% what she has done, what a cunt.
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In TV-land, they have a rule 'tight and bright' which I think she copies. Because the larger models always have trousers unflatteringly hugging all the wrong areas.
 
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ActiveLies

Black.bird said:
In TV-land, they have a rule 'tight and bright' which I think she copies. Because the larger models always have trousers unflatteringly hugging all the wrong areas.
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Do you think her body dysmorphia plays a role in this? Like she honestly has no idea what size she is or what she looks like in clothes so has no clue that women who carry weight around their hips and lower stomach area don’t want pants that are skin tight there highlighting all the lumps, bumps and wobbly bits?
 
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Butt3rfly

That dress she wears is fucking ugly and belongs on the 80s. My mother is in her 80s and she wouldn't be caught dead wearing something like that.

Seriously, who is actually buying this shit? We are really supposed to believe that they get soooooooooooooooooooo many orders that it sells out?
 
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broughtthisforyou

Does LazyLou use this as her daily inspiration? nearly spit my drink when I saw it, it’s so perfectly her. A reel that I’ve screenshot because the file was too big.


 
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notgifted

broughtthisforyou said:
Does LazyLou use this as her daily inspiration? nearly spit my drink when I saw it, it’s so perfectly her. A reel that I’ve screenshot because the file was too big.
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That is how her poor clothes feel every single day, not to mention the size 10 g-strings 🥲
The way she dresses resembles a harpooned whale caught in a very small fishing net, bits of blubber bursting out all over the place.
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She loves showing off her wrists Fezzas now I’ve heard it all. She has finally came to understand that the wrists are the smallest part of her.
 

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Director of Mugs

Looking at the Zoe Moss photos. All I notice is the people in the background going about their everyday life. Walking across the road, eating at a cafe. They should blur them out at least. I would die if I saw myself in the background as EL poses hard for the iPhone.
 
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exflighty

Perhaps they’re only ordering three or four pieces in each size of clothing so that they sell out quickly, giving the impression that they’re “super popular”. It wouldn’t surprise me if they have an “overall number” order rather than a set number of pieces in each design. Make sense? These garbage clothes are all already made in China and sold at markets over there so it would be hard for them to only order 2 or 3 in each size to pretend they’re popular.

however, we all know Amy reads here so let’s see in 3…2…1 a warehouse tour showing us all the hundreds of pieces in stock
 
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Gomi goner

I'll never figure out why she insists on using those boxy camera bag styles as clutches!
Actual clutches are shaped to be, you know, 'clutched'
Use the straps you Dickehead!
 
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massive eye roll

Wednesday night roots must’ve been hella good **insert crickets chirping**
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no AmyLou your son is just happy to have a normal burger in a normal bun!!!!
 
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