Look.... it's not the most desired suburb in Melbourne. Despite its name...
Regular Kelly Slater is our tubbsy
EmmyLou Loves #55 five horses for Xmas dinner, free diamonds for the grifter, red dress didn’t impress!
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Regular Kelly Slater is our tubbsy
It’s a suburb in Melbourne.
Wish she'd make up her mind swimming, surfing, basketball or footy what's going to be.?
Waiting with baited breath for the bommies!
Good to see she keeping safe in the water and carrying her own buoyancy ring under her wetsuit.
A colourful suburb.
You missed Dame Edna McCarthy!
And @AMY$ birthday cake
Tiny Dancer got donated some pointe shoes from the Australian Ballet
Election Day BBQ and sack races!!
I’m hoping she pops the yellow bikini back on and we get an updated after pic
And she NEVER spoke about The Children’s little business enterprise again did she??
Ahhh what the fuckity duck…I’d forgotten about that day
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The Ham Baguette 
I am waiting forvher to copy the cheezelsxrecipe from the shiw snack wars. Deep fried cheezels i think they make. Puke at the thought.
I so badly wanted to see her faceplant into the concrete. Sally Sue Lyn with the Dior... ultimate bogan level has been unlocked
What a day in “it’s all about meeee!” land.
Happily spends $5 on a hard-as-a-rock baguette (my teeth hurt watching her try to eat that) but freezes pink lamingtons, that her kids hate, and are past their use-by date. Priorities, you got them you hole.
I hope your weekend is full of sunshine, fun and friends Lou. Oh, that’s right you don’t have any friends, do you? Well I hope your weekend is full of sunshine then.
Happily spends $5 on a hard-as-a-rock baguette (my teeth hurt watching her try to eat that) but freezes pink lamingtons, that her kids hate, and are past their use-by date. Priorities, you got them you hole.
I hope your weekend is full of sunshine, fun and friends Lou. Oh, that’s right you don’t have any friends, do you? Well I hope your weekend is full of sunshine then.
That pic needs to be added to the wiki!The Ham Baguette
It’s a suburb I lock my door driving through ….
Circling back did ‘the children’ even get to eat the cake they baked they haven’t been sighted since Wednesday morning most likely downed the whole thing herself.
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I’ve been mad dog busy today and just seen Princess Fat Guts doing ASMR. What a day.
They are so crass at the surf park. Swearing and carrying on.
And as others have said spending money on food for yourself like the meal yesterday at F&D (can't be bothered checking their full name) food for King Babe and the baguette. While the kids only get food they don't like isn't right. Also EL has "flexible" work schedule. Plenty of time to make sure the kids get a good school lunch.
And as others have said spending money on food for yourself like the meal yesterday at F&D (can't be bothered checking their full name) food for King Babe and the baguette. While the kids only get food they don't like isn't right. Also EL has "flexible" work schedule. Plenty of time to make sure the kids get a good school lunch.
If only she could take her own advice for surfboards and replicate it with clothes ….
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I dont think she wants another kid. She would lose all her freedoms. No Aaron to babysit and i dont think king babe would want to father a child with the scum of the earth. Some oxtail slop isnt worth being tied down to this pig of a human for eternity.
Also did she really use a bleeping kanye west song TODAY! After he outright said Hitler was a good person. Get a fucken grip Emmylou, you piece of tit. Open your fucken eyes.
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