I’m here in bed and just remembered last night’s
“the fat lady you like” comment
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“the fat lady you like” comment
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EmmyLou Loves #55 five horses for Xmas dinner, free diamonds for the grifter, red dress didn’t impress!
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Ha that was me.. my kids are brutalI’m here in bed and just remembered last night’s
“the fat lady you like” comment
They would eat lazy loo for breakfast..
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There’s a lot of junk in that trunkMy lumps, my lumps, my lovely lady lumps
Somehow, I don't think those are the kinds of lumps that Fergie was singing about though....
She DOES NOT own - She Rents!!
Nice try ScammyLou!! Trying to flog $1 Wish sunnies in D&G!!! Dog Act
LazyLou shouldn't be part of a balanced diet, she's wayy too fatty!
The spray tan, the blonde hair, the Balenciagas and D&G. Like girl you are not a Kardashian no matter how hard you apparently try. What’s next the Kylie Jenner pout?
Rip Curl event tmrw ( a brand she hasn’t talked about since last year’s event ) Brace yourselves Fezzas!
Rip Curl event tmrw ( a brand she hasn’t talked about since last year’s event ) Brace yourselves Fezzas!
Too bad ZZ Top
- Cheap Sunglasses was not on her Spotify list lol
- Cheap Sunglasses was not on her Spotify list lol
I’m hoping she pops the yellow bikini back on and we get an updated after pic
Photobombed but this guy several times 
Photobombed by this guy few times
Photobombed by this guy few times
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Anyone want this hanging on their tree?
So they’re a size 13?!
I was just going to say she is morphing into a dude!Those faces she is pulling she is greatly resembling my uncle Phil
However he isn’t a Nigerian price or a babe so maybe not.
She definitely wants to be a Kardashian/Jenner. She likes all their posts.
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Sometimes my brain just sees things and I roll with it!
It can be a bit fiddly but it’s basically cut and paste using the PhotoGrid app on my phone (I’m the original basic witch).
Jesus christ. That second pic i thought was hers but with Ednas wig on. Those pursed asshole lips. Twins.
Look at her panda eyes.
Arent you supposed to shower and exfoliate before fake tan?
Ive never used it but my best friend on Wednesdays soaks and exfoliates her whole body so she can tan on Thursday for the weekend (lol she's very pale).
So I assume thats kinda the steps, yet this gromit hasnt even washed her face before getting it done. She must fucken stink even worse now.
I wish they'd gift her a wetsuit so she can cover up. No one wants to see her windsock tits faffin about in the waves.
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FFS I was just getting her bald snatch (thanks @feeling smooth) out of my head and wake up to some covert sexytime messages to Babe 
Day done!!
Day done!!
The lengths she’ll go to for a root
I have my popcorn ready
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I don’t have an issue with her hiring clothes. But she never discloses it. I’d hate to see the state of the clothes after she’s stretched them. And the smell
Let Emmy know when you find out please, Maddie.
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I'm still not convinced the D and G was hired. Look at the haul of unworn, expensive clothes (still with tags) she sold off a few months back. It think she just has a shopping problem, and doesn't care how much cash she blows.
Them chins are getting bigger 
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