EmmyLou Loves #53 Pancake tits, she thinks she's lit, any excuse to take off her kit

[Blue Lou]

I don’t watch her stories. Is she meant to be going out today/tonight? Wild sighting of Aaron in Port Melbourne, no children with him.

 

[Johnnygirl]

All that makeup but her hair looks like that?

 

[Icantlookaway]

All that makeup but her hair looks like that?

And picking her dandruff flakes out

 

[makeitstop]

Isn't it a dump!

And when she said she knows what Christmas lunch is - it's a bbq and salad in her front yard - most of the yard is taken up by a trampoline. I mean, you wouldn't want to eat inside that house.

Then when asked about her favourite xmas food said everything mentioning ham and trifle could not choose a favourite as that’s like choosing a favourite child. The only time your family had ham and trifle was when you were paid to promote we saw the scraps served last Xmas in the front yard oh yeah and the GIANT jelly.

 

[Michy02]

And picking her dandruff flakes out

Every time she flicks a flake away she gets another one Go buy Garnier shampoo bars The banana shampoo gave me dandruff Great ambassador for a skincare/beauty brand! Dandruff and fungal infections.

 

[MostSegsualNarc]

Why is she cooking 3kg??

Arvo snack?

 

[Lofty01]

such as loser. She wants to control the narrative. The way she pronounced Infallable killed me. Such a Yokel

I know... infailyable concealer and bulburous makeup brushes. I was like... huh?

 

[Jasper19690]

Isn't it a dump!

And when she said she knows what Christmas lunch is - it's a bbq and salad in her front yard - most of the yard is taken up by a trampoline. I mean, you wouldn't want to eat inside that house.

You would think xmas would be at SL house. Her home seems so much nicer.
Imaging eating xmas lunch in the front yard for all of your neighbours to see

 

[BlanchtheSausages]

So 30:46 minutes on a live doing make up. How much more could she achieve of she didn’t wast so much time. She could’ve put a load of washing on, folded another load, cleaned her ktichen , tidied her pigsty lounge area, picked up dog tit from the backyard but nah Lazylou by name, Lazylou by nature would rather spend 30 minutes talking to strangers about her make up application. Hands up anyone who has EVER spent 30 minutes on doing their make up. Friday night I went out, applied tons of make up - 6 minutes at best with nice neat freshly blowewaved hair and an ironed outfit. No crop tops in sight.

Does tinted moisturiser/sunscreen count as makeup??

 

[Jasper19690]

Her style is either too over the top or way too casual.
The other night she looked like she had vomitted a packet of skittles at the BB. Way too over dressed.

And today she wears a cropped hoody.

Why not attempt to look a little smart casual. More classy and elegant. Jeans with a t shirt and blazer and a pair of flats.

She always looks so untidy and trashy

 

[meg_snarkle]

Why. Does. Everything. Have. To. Be. Cropped???

 

[Johnnygirl]

Why. Does. Everything. Have. To. Be. Cropped???

Because she paid over $20000 on that bball, got to get it seen.

 

[KmartByron]

Does tinted moisturiser/sunscreen count as makeup??

Yep, does for me!

 

[mariah cachia]

Did anyone else see the viewer numbers drop as soon as she started crapping on about her fave basketball players?! Read the room Emmy, no one gives a tit. And if they do, they’re not turning to you for expert sporting analysis.

 

[CouldSizeDown]

Sounds like a good INVESTMENT

Surely her landlord insurance would have covered the cost of that ...

 

[PleatherPants]

Maybe I’m old school (I’m 51) My make up routine consists of primer, foundation, setting powder. Then a bit of blush, lip gloss. Mascara if I feel like it. And thats it. Takes me less than three minutes.

 

[Blue Lou]

Maybe I’m old school (I’m 51) My make up routine consists of primer, foundation, setting powder. Then a bit of blush, lip gloss. Mascara if I feel like it. And thats it. Takes me less than three minutes.

Looks like she’s grasping for content.

 

[Super Cute]

Maybe I’m old school (I’m 51) My make up routine consists of primer, foundation, setting powder. Then a bit of blush, lip gloss. Mascara if I feel like it. And thats it. Takes me less than three minutes.

Same! 51 here Tinted BB cream, mascara and that’s basically it! If I go out to listen to some Afro Beats I’ll put on actual foundation, blush, mascara, eyeliner and lippy but when that washes off after the first Dirty Martini I don’t bother touching up 🫦

 

[hotpussy]

Looks like she’s grasping for content.

She has zero relevance as an influencer in any demographic.. certainty not the 16-21 crop top brigade against she tried to emulate

 

[emmygluewho]

I know... infailyable concealer and bulburous makeup brushes. I was like... huh?

This! For someone that claims she was in beauty!? She had no idea about the makeup brush!?

Then when asked about her favourite xmas food said everything mentioning ham and trifle could not choose a favourite as that’s like choosing a favourite child. The only time your family had ham and trifle was when you were paid to promote we saw the scraps served last Xmas in the front yard oh yeah and the GIANT jelly.

You would think as she is paid by Tassal she would throw out Salmon!?

Dumbest duck.