Yes my first thought while dropping anyone at school camp is to have a photo shoot in a tarty white dress made for someone a third my age
Actually a fourth her age haha third mine
Actually a fourth her age haha third mine
EmmyLou Loves #51 Uber driver failed to stop, but the real car crash is EL's tits in her Henne top
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I wanted to SCREAM at her “read the bleeping room witch. This is about Sage, not about you!”.
Those photos made me irrationally angry with her. The fact that there even are multiple photos of her and Sage is ridiculous in itself. I hope those kids get the duck away from her soon, and before she fucks them up anymore than having her as their mother has already done.
EDITED to add … is anyone having issues with the Tattle ads being oversized? Or not being able to minimise them? Or maybe it’s just me. No biggie if it’s just happening to me.
Those photos made me irrationally angry with her. The fact that there even are multiple photos of her and Sage is ridiculous in itself. I hope those kids get the duck away from her soon, and before she fucks them up anymore than having her as their mother has already done.
EDITED to add … is anyone having issues with the Tattle ads being oversized? Or not being able to minimise them? Or maybe it’s just me. No biggie if it’s just happening to me.
Poor S is going to get eaten alive at high school next year if mummy dearest keeps rocking up at school events looking like mutton dressed as lamb 
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Chicken nuggets and pasta salad. How about feeding your kids some vegetables so they don't turn out overweight like you.
If I rocked up to my daughters school looking like that my daughter would have told me to stay in the car and rightly so. As others have said she has to make everything about her that should be a private moment she really does think she is special look I am saying good bye to my son, lights on tonight everybody for this extraordinary act.
Waiting in anticipation for the ‘ I am exhausted‘ as she has to look after the girls.
Waiting in anticipation for the ‘ I am exhausted‘ as she has to look after the girls.
That cold fat yukOi!!! Yo Dee Le Yo!!Exfoliate them lips!!! They are Looking a tad rough taking on all that "meat" last night!! Maybe put some EmmyLou pink Salt on them, anything has to be better than looking like ur lips are your rectum!!!!! (Thats an asshole EL) I know u don't know alot of wordy words!!
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Seriously 
speak properly!! Not even the captions know what to do with her.
And poor Sage’s face in those pics looked like he was making a silent cry for help.
speak properly!! Not even the captions know what to do with her.
And poor Sage’s face in those pics looked like he was making a silent cry for help.
I heard on the radio this morning the birdcage described as a covid super spreader event especially the Chanel 10 and Tabcorp marquees.
Ughh, my insides feel backed up just thinking about all that meat (yeah I'm vego but still).Fark, it’s a lot for a Monday guys
So she’s had the blokes around last night after the B-Ball, had a big ol serving of the pork sword, followed by a bit meat/sausage fest that involved meat, so helping after helping of penis, she got hungry, yeah we get it, she’s had the train run through her & now after sending poor Sagey off on camp (he’s rejoicing ! Free of that vile trollop of a mother) she’s going home for some more meat.
Her colon would be so backed up no wonder she’s so full of tit.
She must be due for a colonic in 3, 2, 1...
She really is a classic basic witch...
You know what it's like when you leave the basketball and get an Uber home.....No I don't...
Threw it all together, it was so BEWDIFUL
She also made Cowboy Caviar???? But it didn't include any Caviar (or cowboys)
She also called Paprika - PAT-Prika.
Threw it all together, it was so BEWDIFUL
She also made Cowboy Caviar???? But it didn't include any Caviar (or cowboys)
She also called Paprika - PAT-Prika.
That handle though!Long time reader, finally bit the bullet to join in!
Still in a spin at the past weeks antics and then to top it off with poor Sage having to be put through a send off like that
And poor Aaza must have had ‘Nam Flashbacks being forced to take a million shots of Emmy! Hope you enjoyed that coffee mate!
Poor Sage looked like he was in a hostage situation, his poor eyes pleading, let me go free please 
She’s photoshopped inches off her short fat body in that white tube dress at the school too, she looked twice the size in it when she was getting in to her bird tit car this morning!
She’s photoshopped inches off her short fat body in that white tube dress at the school too, she looked twice the size in it when she was getting in to her bird tit car this morning!
Prob wasent bird tit on the car, prob one of the fed up neighbors threw tit on her car
Turn your front light off. It has been on all day!
My daughter is heading off on her first camp very soon! I am stressing about having everything on our list and packed... Under absolutely no circumstances is a camp about the parent. Dickehead 
she makes my blood boil.
she makes my blood boil.
Her whole day revolves around cooking dinner. And one of them is fussy and won't eat it. Get a real job and make a plain meal in 15mins you slob.
Doesn't have enough food to make her kids lunches but can whip up a BBQ extravaganza at 9.30 at night?You know what it's like when you leave the basketball and get an Uber home.....No I don't...
Threw it all together, it was so BEWDIFUL
She also made Cowboy Caviar???? But it didn't include any Caviar (or cowboys)
She also called Paprika - PAT-Prika.
EmmyGlue where are the fake tears for Sagey? First school camp boo hoo 
Will that come before or after the nuggets?
EmmyLou #52 Uber got T-boned and so did EmmyLou. So much meat she didn’t know what to do!
omg lol just kidding
Will that come before or after the nuggets?EmmyLou #52 Uber got T-boned and so did EmmyLou. So much meat she didn’t know what to do!
omg lol just kidding
Fark look at that forehead. She needs some botox in thatSeriously
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And poor Sage’s face in those pics looked like he was making a silent cry for help.
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