Thank you!!!! Dirty Martini over here!!! For the Dirty Moll!! Giggle giggle giggle, snort,,, Thank you!!!! Thank you SO much!!! Gawjussss!!! Thank you!!!!! Giggle Giggle Giggle ..... 
This is like drink 4? 5?
This is like drink 4? 5?
EmmyLou Loves #47 Our Tortilla Gorilla’s free nutritional advice? Eat meats, bags of Cheezels & old coconut rice
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Honestly, this woman… talks a truckload of tit. The rows of “wet pussy” shots, the bottles for mixers and then the bottle that’s on its way (assume wine/champagne?). No no, she’s okay with her second martini (does the thing with the olives).
But of course, not before banging on about just wanting to sit down, she’s old, but wants to dance.
But of course, not before banging on about just wanting to sit down, she’s old, but wants to dance.
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She turn Bar Americano into sizzler today with her selfies, squealing and all you can eat. Ate a steak the size of a head, potatoes, “bleeping” fried olives and then pie. She can really pack that food into her basketball stomach
A friend of mine sent me this. From the Echuca community page
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LL on the black and white footage so we can’t tell how red her face is!
How pissed off did the bartender serving her drink look when she realised she was being filmed!!
Can someone fill me in on who Jess is
How pissed off did the bartender serving her drink look when she realised she was being filmed!!
Can someone fill me in on who Jess is
She only drinks martinis because they come with their own snack of olives 🫒 🫒🫒
No she's not, I think she's just as bloody bad. She makes a living off this dipshits scamming.
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Those direct comments are so off 
Meanwhile, how does someone who takes her entire community into her bikini waxes, details her period, her thrush and suggests having done a massive tit while out shopping find the name ‘wet pussy’ gross?
Meanwhile, how does someone who takes her entire community into her bikini waxes, details her period, her thrush and suggests having done a massive tit while out shopping find the name ‘wet pussy’ gross?
I don’t understand. She’s out with friends (supposedly), at what looks to be a busy & upmarket establishment… and she’s squawking into her phone about drinks, and not being allowed to touch bottles, “omg this is so new to me! I’m not used to this!” Blah blah blah.
surely… surely, you should be chatting with your friends??? And I say this as someone who’s sitting on their couch watching Unsolved Mysteries on a Saturday night.
surely… surely, you should be chatting with your friends??? And I say this as someone who’s sitting on their couch watching Unsolved Mysteries on a Saturday night.
Wow, they both have the same bra size.....
EL has spent so much money today on eating out. 2 dirty martinis would be nearly $50. Plus whatever food she's eating tonight.
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Gold!You lost $20k, not 20kg
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I like how she says she doesn't have much time or money to give. Meanwhile she has the time and money to flaunt around Melbourne spending money in swanky and pricey places, which is all she has done in the last 2 days.You lost $20k, not 20kg
I hope someone jumps on that Facebook page and calls her out on this.
Wtf. That's not how it's supposed to look....
She needs a bra for her back boobsEL has spent so much money today on eating out. 2 dirty martinis would be nearly $50. Plus whatever food she's eating tonight.
Gold!
@Super Cute
Who’s the new guy with them, def better looking than Babe
Is she this dumb?? This stuff writes itself!! Oi Emmy, the reason is -- and I will type slowly for u to understand... the reason you cannot go and pour ur own drinks in a bar is, get this... u listening.. a little thing called Responsible Serving!! Its the LAW!! Just because u free pour at ur hovel does not mean u can in a licensed venue!!! FUN FACT!!!
But, but, doesn't your stomach also get smaller AFTER you've eaten an enormous meal consisting of half a cow, a bowl of potatoes and a dessert?Well we all know she has photoshopped the right pic to within an inch of its life. Where has the basketball gone...lol don't worry, I found it in the left pic
Mine does! Oh, wait, no sorry, it gets bigger...
Omg, turn your phone off, enjoy the night and maybe some new company and report back tomorrow. I'd want to punch her if she was part of my crew. What a buzzkill and liability she is.
Jess is in all of her Zoe Moss shoots, the size 20 girl aka paid aka Emmylous only mate aka because she's paid.
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