EmmyLou Loves #47 Our Tortilla Gorilla’s free nutritional advice? Eat meats, bags of Cheezels & old coconut rice

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OhMyLou

Love her idea of outfits suitable to strut through the airport like an important business woman.

I feel sorry for the poor bastard having to sit next to the plastic clad beach ball on the plane.

Looks like there was no need for an alarm her eyes are so bloodshot she must have spent the night trying to cry herself to sleep
 
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Oops I did it again

I thought the same thing. Imagine heading to your seat to see this sitting there.

the sound of that plastic skirt sticking to the seat. Those shoes.
 
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notgifted

I hope she takes her giant dump prior to boarding or there will be a Mid Air Emergency called . We don’t need another repeat of Myer, no SL to call in for back up.
 
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Platenipples

I'm heading to the airport now. Will keep my eyes peeled. She won't be hard to spot. I'll look for the baby blue teltubby glued to her phone looking at her own selfies.
 
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notgifted

Platenipples said:
I'm heading to the airport now. Will keep my eyes peeled. She won't be hard to spot. I'll look for the baby blue teltubby glued to her phone looking at her own selfies.
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Go up to her and pretend you are a fan you’ll make it onto her stories & go viral !
 
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whodat1

Oh that’s bad Auskick is hard and they are always inclusive ie mum’s on Father’s Day and dads on Mother’s Day. Some Auskicks have over 150 kids and have 1 volunteer doing admin so it’s easy to slip up with that stuff! How about you put your hand up Jess and help out??
 
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erhmagawd

Oh my the walk at the Virgin photo wall….
who is filming her and why the frock does she walk like that darling you are not a Victoria Secret Model for the love of Buddha stop
 
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cashedupbogan

It’s called Middle Seat Lottery and at a row of 3 seats she asks “where should I sit?
Omg she is so dumb
 
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itsspelleddivinenotdevine

Oh my god, the level of second hand embarrassment I feel right now!! The strut, the poses, the legs, the where do I sit?, the lighting question, the whole thing. I am cringing so much that I’m getting a headache.
 
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Director of Mugs

of course it is a paid partnership. She's so over the top. Why, just why do they think EL is the best person for the job?



 
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screenfreelookatme

Personally, if I knew I had to be sitting down on camera, I’d choose an outfit where all my fat didn’t spill out over the top. But that’s just me…
 
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massive eye roll

What the hell? Urgh. I can’t deal with this first up on a Monday morning. So is this actually happening at the departures at Melb Domestic? Is she actually even going anywhere?? I’m cringing so hard. If I was walking past this shitshow on my way somewhere I’d be laughing so hard.
 
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