Howdy Ho's!!! Yo Yo!!
What a whirlwind of chaos to catch up on!! - There was Green Curries, Special crusty roast spuds, Giving my plants a bath in the tubby tub! Was so Bewdiful!!
- Did some posy poses for my
tit brand Zoe Loss, lots of poor photoshopping was done to enhance my natural bewdy! I was busted by Vida for eating the stale sugar free chocolate cake - the little bratty moll can just get over it! Mumma made it, not her! How dare she want a slice!! The nerve!!
- It was such a Vibe telling her I did not care if she was sad about it! Be glad you get old hand me downs and
tit from the local op shops to wear, children!! Its not mummas fault Vida don't know how to put her shoes on the proper foot! Let Aaron teach her, he did buck up and leave us after all!! - We do still have each other as Vida proclaimed and embarrassed me in front of them Tattle Fezzas!!! - Lots of Basketball was in order, Tickets to hold over Aloves curly vegan head, and personalized hoodies made for Sadie, Sage. Was such a vibe walking along the beach with Sagey and telling him to stay off his phone
Do as I say not what I do Mr!! - Things could be alot worse, could have ended up like my Stepdad, he went and cheated and done some other bullshit that I blasted all over insta lol, Nothing is safe or sacred with Yo Mumma!! - I took the children to the park for some burgers on dry wraps, made them on a bare bbq, no wipe down, few germs wont kill them, afterall look where they reside! - I am thinking I need to start lifting the weighty weights!! Its been 74 years since my tummy tuck debacle I think thats enuff time to heal.
- Stayed over at the Crowny Crown, took the girls down there for a swim and told them to go the
duck home afterwards, lol... no high tea for them!! But Aaron saw that I was in the lap of luxury and im sure he is super annoyed!! Yay!!! - Made a fool of myself, screaming like a loon, drinking ONE martini
, did a wiggle dance at the bar, You could just tell all them bartenders wanted a dip in the ole honey pot!!!
- Mumma still got it!! Woooop Woooop!! Gang Signs!!!
🤌
🤏
- Oh and I made a
tit ton of rice, and played in it like play-doh.... was hideous but I told all of the tribey tribe it was farkin bewdiful!!! Ok trout sniffers, Time for mumma to wrap this
tit up, look at my diary and see what the day brings!! Yo Mumma over and out!!!
