EmmyLou Loves #40 My life’s a mess, buy my body confidence dress, what size you’ll be

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I even got the chair leg humour
Blubbergastered needs to be added to our dicketionary
Highlighted my other favourite bits
No joke Cutie, your highlighted bits were my fave parts too

What in the chode loving hell is in the top right corner of this pic?!? I haven't watched the latest instalments. Is it a toe?? Or is Ginger Knob dipping into the Satay Pot???
 
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ewwwww. why always chicken thighs and all the sugary and salty bottled sauces? My kids wont touch them, we have tenderloins...
 
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We also have chicken tenderloins (or skinless fillets) but then we don’t eat (or prepare) the amounts Emmy does. I also make my saté sauce from scratch- easy and not so oily as whatever she has brewing in her saucepan.

Emmy also seems to be redecorating with the furniture from the warehouse - sofa, chest of drawers and the cane sideboard. She has so much stuff!! It would drive me crazy.
 
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ewwwww. why always chicken thighs and all the sugary and salty bottled sauces? My kids wont touch them, we have tenderloins...
Chicken thighs are a bit fatty. Satay sauce is so easy to make yourself - especially if you've put your name on written a cookbook. There's a Satay Chicken Salad Bowl recipe on her website - recommended to marinate for 2 hours but she should be able to adapt

Emmy also seems to be redecorating with the furniture from the warehouse - sofa, chest of drawers and the cane sideboard. She has so much stuff!! It would drive me crazy.
Furniture paid for by her business account and used as a tax deduction. More freebies for Emmy. I doubt she will ever use the warehouse again.
 
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I want to be your friend in real life! Brilliant as per

Yes she did give you a covid shoutout @Super Cute
Ha ha I laughed so hard when she said it! Super Cute has told her multiple times to keep her name outta her mouth
 
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I have no idea what that is, but I do know it doesn't look like African sausage
 
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Did she make her employees rearrange her house? I can’t see her lifting a finger with her recovering from her operation. None of her raggedy furniture matches. She’s spends thousands on her wardrobe but her home - Meh!
 
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I am 40 so have met my fair share of assholes but never have I encountered a slug with this much grifting agenda and a hell bent need to fleece anyone and everyone at any cost to make ends meet. FFS have some self respect. She will stop at nothing obviously her partner and own children are a pawn in her game, its deplorable for such a short lasting "career" enjoy the rest of your lonely years EL!
 
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Why does she need to add the oily mess.. just cook chicken, rice and the veggies.. she said she wanted a fresh meal and then covered it in oil
 
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How much do you reckon she’s paying her staff? How does she afford to employ people full time? And even though her house has manky carpet and a shitty front fence, the rent in Port Melb would be super expensive. I’d love to know much her grifting empire earns her.
 
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Oh my god I never laugh out loud but I read your comment and saw the chode at the same time. I’m cackling like a crazy right now

Seriously though what the fuck is that??!!
 
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Been mad dog busy today showering my princess with birthday love from home made pancakes for breakfast to a family and grandparents dinner tonight. All her favourites cooked by mum. Just reading here and flicking through her stories I think all those amendments through ASIC with ZM is her taking shares for a nominal amount of cash and there are quite a few of those fast fashion brands around Collingwood.
The only thing my head couldn’t deal with today after I’ve spent the day lovingly cooking is who the fuck is dirtier than this cow why the fuck do you marinate your chicken in that container doesn’t it have one of those pads underneath to soak the juices
 
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Is it my imagination or is the trench coat she was showing off yesterday the very same from Zara London that HOW is showing off today on her stories…..
 
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The money she ploughed into that warehouse when she took it on was huge. It was an ex-mechanic’s workshop, yes? It needed new flooring to even it out, the storage racks, the refurb to create offices, the bloody floor to ceiling sheers, the interior designer …. all for a space that never went anywhere rat reaching its potential. She’s absolutely diabolical.
 
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She’s not employing them.
They are paid via the company - For twenty one or it’s subsidiary
 
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