Emmylou Loves #39 Camilla's too tight, Lou's looking a fright, fingering stew in the middle of the night

[meg_snarkle]

All I see is sweaty armpits, that would feel so restrictive, argh. I can not believe the price!!! Even Target have better quality and cheaper dresses. Dead set landfill, child labour, not supporting small biz (because she say or spell the proper word) awful!! Stain that white dress and it aint coming out either! Did we discuss her dating in the last thread? I can't keep up.

I can't keep up either. I think some tattlers discovered she is getting some D.

But guys, she's a very private person ok and it's too hard to talk about. She will share her kids in their pyjamas and eating dinner, herself in hospital and show us all a big festy rash under her arm, but talking about dating makes her uncomfortable ok

Only time these influencer wannabes don't share something it's because (i) they can't put a positive spin on it to make themselves look good and/or (ii) they are not making money from it

 

[makeitstop]

I would think some of the nice floral dresses from Zoe moss are more race day then that cheap looking dress. she Misses the mark so often it’s not even funny

So true her only consistent is missing the mark every time.

 

[influencerschminzuer]

I can't keep up either. I think some tattlers discovered she is getting some D.

Wasn’t it mainly from how she behaved in the Q&A when she answered the, “Are you and Aaron dating?” question? She said they are but she’s not going to discuss it in detail, was blushing and acting all giddy like a child

 

[party pack]

Thanks again for another bewdiful thread title.
Sorry it took me so long to respond with this recrap but I was totally clogged up from that potato salad and oxtail and had to spend half an hour straining. Stay tuned for the haemorrhoid cream #collab.

All of you who have updated your avatar I can really see the 20 kg weight loss. Treat yourself to a chicken sandwich with lashings of butter.

Bond street dental was surprised EmmyLou couldn’t stick to a healthcare routine. When she is a serial yo-yo dieter. Yeah. Some excuse about dating. Honey, don’t use your teeth if you’re doing it properly! After her bridle was fitted she went back to her lady pamper day and got her hair did thanks to L’Oréal.

The straw that broke the camels toe was her trip to CWL for an $800 dress to wear at a charity event. She ran into Millsy again and offered to be the curtains for his latest production with that f**k awful hair do. If Cachia taught us anything, no one likes big curtains.

OH MY GAAAAWD SO BEWDIFUL! Miss Pronunciation had a slow cooker grifted. The Port Melbourne Pornch cooked us a curry you could enjoy twice . Exxon Valdez in a slow cooker. She wielded about her ginger knob like some penile prize.

Just as John Howard did to protect the country, LazyLou partook in a weapons buy back scheme. All her unsold books were salvaged from the BigW bargain bin, to be resold and greater that RRP. She didn’t get to do the Cachia world tour and we should feel sorry for her.

Juddy and the Australian Ballet…Finally got an invite to an Uva Fembot’s event! She would go to the opening of a dunny door provided she goes home with a toilet brush. After 5 minutes of ballet, she’s now confident enough to audition for The Nutcracker Sweet. She’ll bring the crackers. And a wheel of cheese. And a kilo of quince paste. All to go with her nuts.

The gristly old meat took us through another cooking demo dressed in her best Sooz Veedy summer dress. Next time she does a call out I’m totally auditioning to model. I can’t wait to look like a vacuum sealed salmon steak for y’all. It’s a vibe.

I am howling

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Wasn’t it mainly from how she behaved in the Q&A when she answered the, “Are you and Aaron dating?” question? She said they are but she’s not going to discuss it in detail, was blushing and acting all giddy like a child

She said she’s been dating and for a while she was attracting assholes and it was terrible. But now that she’s been working on herself and journaling and seeing a therapist, dating has been “magical” *giggle giggle nose scrunch*

 

[Michy02]

It’s a basic boring dress that’s got cheap material and is clingy. It’s NOT a dress for the races (that I would wear)! Has she even been?? Different days have different dress codes. I bet everyone’s been asked to bring a fascinator and heels!

 

[Mslane]

For shits and giggles i tried on this dress. I am 5ft and 83 kg but with a floppy stomach not a tight balloon like lazy lou. I sized down to a 14. Holy hell you will not see a photo or me ever in that dress.

 

[liar liar flaps on fire]

I know we’ve passed it in this thread - but oh man - Those curtain bangs are repulsive on her. That guy has to be taking the piss.
What She ordered versus what she got.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Exactly!! This is not a race day dress. It’s maybe a work dress (like Screeny said she wore for her retail job years ago) or a casual dress. Will be interesting to see it on different sized community member bodies.

I think it’s quite a flattering shape for most people, but completely the wrong material! In a structured material with a liiiiitle bit of stretch, it would work. This would just be a clingy nightmare.

 

[emmygluewho]

I think it's revolting this gumnut has done a shoutout to her houseo 'community' to 'volunteer' their time to model for her (on her phone. Much professional)

She blasts all this money on herself yet won't pay people for their time in which she will no doubt make buck!?

I think Mel Watts did the same and got blasted.

You have a 'PA' cook Kilos of meat, spends hundreds if not thousands on yourself weekly!? Yet can't swing a few hundred for people to model for you!?

Pull your head in.

She wouldn't do duck all for free.

 

[gossiping_kel]

Worst sleeve for most people....a cap sleeve is just not flattering on most! Also that black dress is a size or 2 too small when you see the material shining like that it means it's stretched beyond capacity give it up Emmysize8loo!

 

[mariah cachia]

$10/ea from Alibaba and is hocking them off for what.... did someone say $199/ea? (for real?)

Is she really charging $199… my god she’s a monster

 

[Super Cute]

Guyzzzz we should be lucky she didn’t try to replicate her Best Femm Bot’s dress…

 

[AMY$]

Is she really charging $199… my god she’s a monster

I don't think we will know what she is asking for them till Sunday her apparent deadline to upload the dresses.......that one hand bleeping pose in the photoshopped image makes my blood boil . We see you EL in your stories unedited and know how you actually look beach ball and all. A sad grab at cash is this not and a rip off of an actual designer dress, absolutely deplorable yet again

 

[SnarkyTart]

Thanks again for another bewdiful thread title.
Sorry it took me so long to respond with this recrap but I was totally clogged up from that potato salad and oxtail and had to spend half an hour straining. Stay tuned for the haemorrhoid cream #collab.

All of you who have updated your avatar I can really see the 20 kg weight loss. Treat yourself to a chicken sandwich with lashings of butter.

Bond street dental was surprised EmmyLou couldn’t stick to a healthcare routine. When she is a serial yo-yo dieter. Yeah. Some excuse about dating. Honey, don’t use your teeth if you’re doing it properly! After her bridle was fitted she went back to her lady pamper day and got her hair did thanks to L’Oréal.

The straw that broke the camels toe was her trip to CWL for an $800 dress to wear at a charity event. She ran into Millsy again and offered to be the curtains for his latest production with that f**k awful hair do. If Cachia taught us anything, no one likes big curtains.

OH MY GAAAAWD SO BEWDIFUL! Miss Pronunciation had a slow cooker grifted. The Port Melbourne Pornch cooked us a curry you could enjoy twice . Exxon Valdez in a slow cooker. She wielded about her ginger knob like some penile prize.

Just as John Howard did to protect the country, LazyLou partook in a weapons buy back scheme. All her unsold books were salvaged from the BigW bargain bin, to be resold and greater that RRP. She didn’t get to do the Cachia world tour and we should feel sorry for her.

Juddy and the Australian Ballet…Finally got an invite to an Uva Fembot’s event! She would go to the opening of a dunny door provided she goes home with a toilet brush. After 5 minutes of ballet, she’s now confident enough to audition for The Nutcracker Sweet. She’ll bring the crackers. And a wheel of cheese. And a kilo of quince paste. All to go with her nuts.

The gristly old meat took us through another cooking demo dressed in her best Sooz Veedy summer dress. Next time she does a call out I’m totally auditioning to model. I can’t wait to look like a vacuum sealed salmon steak for y’all. It’s a vibe.

I'm just gonna put this out there...

 

[cashedupbogan]

Cap sleeves are not flattering at all as it sits at the widest part of your arms so really accentuates them if they're not super toned

 

[erhmagawd]

I’m 180cm tall and weigh about 76-78kg my days of wearing a size 12 are looooong gone.

She is legit high

I liken her to those bad singers you see on those reality singing shows…. Where I keep asking does she have no friends to say hey hon I know you try but you just can’t sing.

Hey WinnieBlu love I said pet I said love stop trying to convince us and those dresses that you are a size 12.

 

[icouldsizedown]

I had a dress like that when I was a lot younger and thinner and it was made out of the thick bandage material, but that was in 2010 when Herve Leger had us all in a chokehold. I wonder if we will see a revival of the super high platform pump to replace the clacky mules too Those were the days!

 

[Limpy Love]

Lol brava I forgot about the Uva Fembots what they been up to!

I think they disbanded. Something to do with a plate.

 

[OhMyLou]

Any chance that any of the communidy models will wake up to the lying fezza today. Leah can’t photoshop the beach ball stomach for real