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Thanks again for another bewdiful thread title.
Sorry it took me so long to respond with this recrap but I was totally clogged up from that potato salad and oxtail and had to spend half an hour straining. Stay tuned for the haemorrhoid cream #collab.
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I can really see the 20 kg weight loss. Treat yourself to a chicken sandwich with lashings of butter. 
Bond street dental
was surprised EmmyLou couldn’t stick to a healthcare routine. When she is a serial yo-yo dieter. Yeah. Some excuse about dating. Honey, don’t use your teeth if you’re doing it properly! After her bridle was fitted she went back to her lady pamper day and got her hair did thanks to L’Oréal.
The straw that broke the camels toe was her trip to CWL for an $800 dress to wear at a charity event. She ran into Millsy again and offered to be the curtains for his latest production with that f**k awful hair do. If Cachia taught us anything, no one likes big curtains.
OH MY GAAAAWD SO BEWDIFUL! Miss Pronunciation had a slow cooker grifted. The Port Melbourne Pornch cooked us a curry you could enjoy twice
. Exxon Valdez in a slow cooker. She wielded about her ginger knob like some penile prize.
Just as John Howard did to protect the country, LazyLou partook in a weapons buy back scheme. All her unsold books were salvaged from the BigW bargain bin, to be resold and greater that RRP. She didn’t get to do the Cachia world tour and we should feel sorry for her.
Juddy and the Australian Ballet…Finally got an invite to an Uva Fembot’s event! She would go to the opening of a dunny door provided she goes home with a toilet brush. After 5 minutes of ballet, she’s now confident enough to audition for The Nutcracker Sweet. She’ll bring the crackers. And a wheel of cheese. And a kilo of quince paste. All to go with her nuts.
The gristly old meat took us through another cooking demo dressed in her best Sooz Veedy summer dress. Next time she does a call out I’m totally auditioning to model. I can’t wait to look like a vacuum sealed salmon steak for y’all. It’s a vibe.
Sorry it took me so long to respond with this recrap but I was totally clogged up from that potato salad and oxtail and had to spend half an hour straining. Stay tuned for the haemorrhoid cream #collab.
All of you who have updated your avatar
I can really see the 20 kg weight loss. Treat yourself to a chicken sandwich with lashings of butter. Bond street dental
was surprised EmmyLou couldn’t stick to a healthcare routine. When she is a serial yo-yo dieter. Yeah. Some excuse about dating. Honey, don’t use your teeth if you’re doing it properly! After her bridle was fitted she went back to her lady pamper day and got her hair did thanks to L’Oréal.The straw that broke the camels toe was her trip to CWL for an $800 dress to wear at a charity event. She ran into Millsy again and offered to be the curtains for his latest production with that f**k awful hair do. If Cachia taught us anything, no one likes big curtains.
OH MY GAAAAWD SO BEWDIFUL! Miss Pronunciation had a slow cooker grifted. The Port Melbourne Pornch cooked us a curry you could enjoy twice
. Exxon Valdez in a slow cooker. She wielded about her ginger knob like some penile prize. Just as John Howard did to protect the country, LazyLou partook in a weapons buy back scheme. All her unsold books were salvaged from the BigW bargain bin, to be resold and greater that RRP. She didn’t get to do the Cachia world tour and we should feel sorry for her.
Juddy and the Australian Ballet…Finally got an invite to an Uva Fembot’s event! She would go to the opening of a dunny door provided she goes home with a toilet brush. After 5 minutes of ballet, she’s now confident enough to audition for The Nutcracker Sweet. She’ll bring the crackers. And a wheel of cheese. And a kilo of quince paste. All to go with her nuts.
The gristly old meat took us through another cooking demo dressed in her best Sooz Veedy summer dress. Next time she does a call out I’m totally auditioning to model. I can’t wait to look like a vacuum sealed salmon steak for y’all. It’s a vibe.
I’ve been nursing over 20 years and this past couple of years has been so rough. We are short staffed pretty much every shift and this self indulgent twat expects us ‘ladies’ (very offensive to all our male nurses and ward clerks) to drop everything to put a do not disturb sign on the quiet room. It is next level infuriating 
. No worries Emmylou, we’ll just ask grieving families to take their grief to the corridor or the car park whilst you conduct radio interviews in the quiet room.
we love you Cutie.
She gained 20 kilos because the lap band failed, then had 4 kilos of gunt cut off, put 10kgs back on because Aaron left, then ultimately lost 20kgs practicing her autograph in a scrapbook. 
