Emmylou Loves #39 Camilla's too tight, Lou's looking a fright, fingering stew in the middle of the night
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Did she tit out 20 kilos between the morning's mummy dress and the new dress?Or is Leigh playing with technology?
She must have told the manufacrurers to put the smaller size label on the dresses so she could say she was in a 14 when actually its a 16.
What’s the new Zoe Musty affordable line? Have they realised the brand is too expensive for their buyers who only purchase when it’s on sale? They seem to have continuous sales.
After that stew? It’s entirely possible.
Clogged up from potato salad and oxtail - I am deceased!!!!!!Thanks again for another bewdiful thread title.
Sorry it took me so long to respond with this recrap but I was totally clogged up from that potato salad and oxtail and had to spend half an hour straining. Stay tuned for the haemorrhoid cream #collab.
All of you who have updated your avatarI can really see the 20 kg weight loss. Treat yourself to a chicken sandwich with lashings of butter.
Bond street dentalwas surprised EmmyLou couldn’t stick to a healthcare routine. When she is a serial yo-yo dieter. Yeah. Some excuse about dating. Honey, don’t use your teeth if you’re doing it properly! After her bridle was fitted she went back to her lady pamper day and got her hair did thanks to L’Oréal.
The straw that broke the camels toe was her trip to CWL for an $800 dress to wear at a charity event. She ran into Millsy again and offered to be the curtains for his latest production with that f**k awful hair do. If Cachia taught us anything, no one likes big curtains.
OH MY GAAAAWD SO BEWDIFUL! Miss Pronunciation had a slow cooker grifted. The Port Melbourne Pornch cooked us a curry you could enjoy twice. Exxon Valdez in a slow cooker. She wielded about her ginger knob like some penile prize.
Just as John Howard did to protect the country, LazyLou partook in a weapons buy back scheme. All her unsold books were salvaged from the BigW bargain bin, to be resold and greater that RRP. She didn’t get to do the Cachia world tour and we should feel sorry for her.
Juddy and the Australian Ballet…Finally got an invite to an Uva Fembot’s event! She would go to the opening of a dunny door provided she goes home with a toilet brush. After 5 minutes of ballet, she’s now confident enough to audition for The Nutcracker Sweet. She’ll bring the crackers. And a wheel of cheese. And a kilo of quince paste. All to go with her nuts.
The gristly old meat took us through another cooking demo dressed in her best Sooz Veedy summer dress. Next time she does a call out I’m totally auditioning to model. I can’t wait to look like a vacuum sealed salmon steak for y’all. It’s a vibe.
I’m sitting at my mum’s bedside in a hospital trying not to laugh too loud at the recap, people think I’m having a seizure.
Thank goodness for my mask
Thank goodness for my mask
i will read all these soon but doesnt the dress look like the copy of the dress she wore from EK a few weekends ago? how she went to crown or some bullshit but i rememebr her wearing that EK dress and then all her three dresses she wore last night...are almost the same but two different colours? no? am i just dumb
stay over there, the cbd doesnt want yaThis recap has made my day.
Get your iPhones ready for EL and the fan girls to parade around Albert Park. Or avoid the area so you don't end up in the background.
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The neckline of the new dress looks like the neckline of a baby’s onesie. You know the ones where you can use it to fold it down the baby’s body so you don’t smear tit all over their head when they have a blowout? Like that.
Just looked it up - the envelope neck bodysuit apparently.
Just looked it up - the envelope neck bodysuit apparently.
It is exactly the same dress just not longer sleeves
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These have to be on the website this Sunday so that “we” can wear this piece of synthetic trash to Race Day! Yeah, don’t think so - Mama has some bills due.
It’s gotta be this. I swear she only mentioned this “limited edition” Emmylou Loves (definitely not Zoe Moss) dress last week. So what is the rush? The dress itself is so underwhelming. A completely unoriginal style in boring colours. And seemingly no connection to EL herself. I don’t get it.
Exactly!! This is not a race day dress. It’s maybe a work dress (like Screeny said she wore for her retail job years ago) or a casual dress. Will be interesting to see it on different sized community member bodies.
I would think some of the nice floral dresses from Zoe moss are more race day then that cheap looking dress. she Misses the mark so often it’s not even funny
duck who would be wearing that to the races. Pretty sure not her demographic or is she hoping mums will buy for their daughters.
Hands up if you think she just mocked up photos of her Effie Kats dress and sent them to her sweet shop. Oh Emmy as quickly as you were invited to a mean girls event you’ll be on the outer with Nadia
Hands up if you think she just mocked up photos of her Effie Kats dress and sent them to her sweet shop. Oh Emmy as quickly as you were invited to a mean girls event you’ll be on the outer with Nadia
Gotta make some cash now there's no Bali scam...
$10/ea from Alibaba and is hocking them off for what.... did someone say $199/ea? (for real?)
Can someone please explain the “this dress is such a vibe”. Only vibe I am getting is that it’s not bewidful or gawjus. Just plain ugly.
All I see is sweaty armpits, that would feel so restrictive, argh. I can not believe the price!!! Even Target have better quality and cheaper dresses. Dead set landfill, child labour, not supporting small biz (because she say or spell the proper word) awful!! Stain that white dress and it aint coming out either! Did we discuss her dating in the last thread? I can't keep up.
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