Emmylou Loves #36 Mexican Barry and 50 Shades of Parm - the Glad Bag Hag just can't find calm.

[SnarkyTart]

When Emmy sees Tommy's sausage...

 

[Super Cute]

When Emmy sees Tommy's sausage...

This is my new favourite @SnarkyTart work! You better hav it on speed dial this thread cos I get the feeling with Tommy’s sausage and her Staycation we in for some bewdiful gorjus posts!

 

[SnarkyTart]

Yo yo*creepy smirk* just popping on real quick because I've had to go late night shopping to get a farken soccer ball *angry face* but I also stopped in at Woolies *bug eyes* because I wanted ta just get some ya know last minute ingreedyents because *voice raises and quickens in excitement* I just thought of a really ya know super cute kind of dish to have tomorrow *nodding, neck wobbling* I'm gunna do my Flick The Bean salad *really big bug eyes* it's on page 69 of my first *purses lips* was it my first maybe my second *giggle* it's in one of the magazines I'll pop the link below and yeah join me tomorrow for a liddle bid of cooking *sexy pout* I'll put on a playlist and it'll just be yeah sah good hmm *giggle*

 

[bigboysbellies]

I’d like a side of Tommy’s American sausage with that flick the bean salad please.

 

[Director of Mugs]

Remember when she CRIED, yes CRIED when she BROUGHT new sheets for the kids beds. She came on a live, all teary eyed & sobbing about how she finally felt like she’d made it & she’s accomplished now that’s she’s been able to put new sheets on the kids beds. Only a couple of years ago, mind you! In the midst of spending thousands a month on designer clothing, shoes & makeup for herself (oh & trips to UVA for the hair!) it was back in those days! She’s putrid!

Yes! I was on that live as quite a few of the fan girls were losing it as she just ripped out the sheets from the packaging and putting them straight on the bed before washing them!

 

[Johnnygirl]

She thiks she is a generous person but she can't pay for anything or shout someone a meal or buy her kids basic needs without bragging or making the recipient feel grateful or more often indebted.
This is the trait of a mean person.El , you are a mean and nasty human.Thats why A love left and most likely the children will too.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Okay on a serious note, I think we need to create a glossary of terms for people that may have missed these bewdiful moments! Maybe we should include it every time we create a new thread?

We’ve got a wiki that we can put stuff on too!!! We really should be. Someone can also request a media page where we can save off some of the good screenshots or photoshops.

 

[villanellebaby]

I’m so glad I’ve been here from the beginning so I understand it all!

she tried to say “connoisseur” today but the captions heard it as “cornish” because she didn’t pronounce it correctly

 

[Broken Veneers]

Ding DONG!

LEAH! *screaming* get tha fucken door *clapping hands and jumping up and down* my bo um boa ah duck *giggling* me American sausage has arrived *eye fucks camera* Mama's staycation has begun *manic laughter*

Wow! That's a lot...of tattoos

 

[Director of Mugs]

she tried to say “connoisseur” today but the captions heard it as “cornish” because she didn’t pronounce it correctly

She did!!

One more fun shot

 

[Buttercup725]

I must be a bad mum, my poor child gets a piece of fruit and maybe some crackers as an after school snack, not sausages, chips, and protein smoothies!

Right? That's like a full on meal! That family eats so badly.

 

[liar liar flaps on fire]

Someone call the police!! It appears Emmy’s 6 pack has been stolen! Last seen on Tuesday wearing a mid winter bikini

Omg she’s rank

 

[Pollie]

If Emmy had half a brain, she would go private to get her follower count back up.

 

[Michy02]

Yo yo*creepy smirk* just popping on real quick because I've had to go late night shopping to get a farken soccer ball *angry face* but I also stopped in at Woolies *bug eyes* because I wanted ta just get some ya know last minute ingreedyents because *voice raises and quickens in excitement* I just thought of a really ya know super cute kind of dish to have tomorrow *nodding, neck wobbling* I'm gunna do my Flick The Bean salad *really big bug eyes* it's on page 69 of my first *purses lips* was it my first maybe my second *giggle* it's in one of the magazines I'll pop the link below and yeah join me tomorrow for a liddle bid of cooking *sexy pout* I'll put on a playlist and it'll just be yeah sah good hmm *giggle*View attachment 1490287

Oh my god @SnarkyTart you really are the gift that keeps on giving! I’m cackling! It’s almost midnight lol

If Emmy had half a brain, she would go private to get her follower count back up.

Don’t give her any good ideas lol

I think her new crop tops are just the teens singlets haha I was in Cotton On recently looking for the kids clothes for my 6 year old and the sales assistant told me nope this is woman’s wear the clothing was SO tiny!

 

[reens84’]

Oh my god @SnarkyTart you really are the gift that keeps on giving! I’m cackling! It’s almost midnight lol


Don’t give her any good ideas lol

I think her new crop tops are just the teens singlets haha I was in Cotton On recently looking for the kids clothes for my 6 year old and the sales assistant told me nope this is woman’s wear the clothing was SO tiny!

I was there yesterday looking for a cheap throw on dress for work (I’m 40). Walked in said to myself “I’m way to old to be in here”, and ran out

 

[singsweetnightingale]

How is it that a 10 year old is better at filming than someone who does it “professionally” (looking at you Leah). It’s actually interesting when Camilla films, I love her candid pans around to the dogs etc.

 

[Dalej7]

If Leah wants a sea change she could always apply for this job I saw on the local FB jobs page today Srsly….WTF??! Who needs a life admin assistant?? To research presents?? Make Drs appointments?

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I had to give 3 poo samples this week, wait an hour for blood tests, get my neck cracked, buy 4 x baby presents for the horny fezzas at work, send back all my Iconic orders (I sized down…BIG mistake) get my dawgs anal glands squeezed, work 4 x 12 hour days (Friday I have a day ‘off’ while I take my husband to a medical appointment that I made myself) and fill my car with petrol. All by myself.

Your whole last paragraph cracked me up but when i got to anal glands I lost it
EL wouldn't have a clue what it means to be a functioning adult like that.

Also thats all leah is for EL i reckon. A little life admin runaround. Remember when ELs lash lady got married so leah had to get an uber to go ger her flowers? What a tit job

Not EL related at all, but has anyone seen Tommy Lee’s Insta lately? I wonder if he meant to upload his Mexican Barry or if it was an accident?

look, im not gonna lie I screenshot it. I love motley crue but secretly wished that was nikki sixx instead

Ding DONG!

LEAH! *screaming* get tha fucken door *clapping hands and jumping up and down* my bo um boa ah duck *giggling* me American sausage has arrived *eye fucks camera* Mama's staycation has begun *manic laughter*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[meg_snarkle]

I feel so sorry for those kids.

She constantly shows her audience how much she spends on herself and yet Sage is just now getting a new soccer ball?

wow

 

[itssobutiful]

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=...8&hl=en-gb&client=safari#imgrc=BV4X6zZ1i--uLM

It’s NOT A TOP

also the fluffiest all over it. That means she hasn’t ever washed that hoodie has she?

 

[emmygluewho]

When telling her dopey 'tribe' what protein powder she used you could see the duck up of 'oh duck, better mention the company I WAS PAID TO PROMOTE' Bondi Protein. Whatever the duck it's called.

But that's 'at the warehouse' she never ever uses.

You're doing great sweetie