Emmylou Loves #36 Mexican Barry and 50 Shades of Parm - the Glad Bag Hag just can't find calm.

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She didn't even have the description of the room type worked out... it's a kitchenette and it's a self contained apartment ffs
 
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It just galls me that her fans will be agog over Emmylou's dirty little playcation at the Oakwood. She's got them all in a tizz with her lewd hints. She's so effing desperate, you can see the need to be feted and recognised seeping out of her carbon scrubbed pores. https://giphy.com/1wpxGZVO6ZHpxldlXz
 
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Good pick up!

One more thing. I hate it when influencers promote hotels. As they of course get the best and or most expensive room. So if regular old me wants to book the same room, I have to pay full price.
Nothing grinds my gears more than a fucko like her doing a hotel promotion.
I curate travel product to go to market for a leading travel brand.
Her stupid cutesy try hard dumb voice along with the sexy walk and that ridiculous fucking hand just screams bogan who is so out of place promoting this. It's hardly the Burj El Arab......

I felt like I was watching the Blair Witch Project the way Leah was swinging that camera around getting the views.
Of the freeway......
 
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It was showcasing the wall behind the curtain, for me. Much influence.
OMG 100% agree - if you're there to promote the hotel and you pull the curtain back to look at the view and there's a wall there - DON'T POST IT!!!!!! She seriously has no idea. My dog could stay there and do a better job!!! Who the hell in any PR world would think having her stay the weekend is a good idea - it seriously blows my mind. They could pick a random family off the street to document a weekend there and it would be worth more to them than this lunatic!!
 
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How has she got on a corsette and her tits are still facing Antarctica???

You know, I give it to EL, she’s up for everything and anything. Wearing lingerie as outerwear included. Anyone else fell like they want to shimmy it up her body so that the wires actually support her boobs?
Hahaha YES!
 
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One of my pet hates with her she never does any research ever.
 
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Agree. that was terrible filming. I got the feeling Leah wanted the hell out of there. Quick pan around with the camera to get the average view then can I go home now please?
 
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One of my pet hates with her she never does any research ever.
That would actually take effort and a level of intelligence.
Plus I don't think she can read or write that well so unless Leah did it for her she wouldn't know where to start.

Anyway I'm getting a little platter ready and filling up my wine in preparation for the7.30 shitshow bar reservation.
 
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We all need to pray for Oliver.
 
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the outfit.... those pants make her look even shorter and dumpier the nose scrunches really send me into a bit of a rage have fun on your own Emmylou-ser!
 
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So everything she had done today is a tax deduction
Good to see she’s tagged the hotel as a paid partnership but yesterday’s facial was not as she got it free as the business was returning her in kind due to all the bookings she bragged that they had as a result of her taking about her last appointment. She didn’t tag it as #gifted
 
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Well you fezza biatches, im out on the prowl at a pub in st kilda with freinds. Im looking for spanish paulo. So hands off lazy lou. I have not brushed the back of my hair, i squeezed into my daughters jeans and crop top and im ready to roll.
 
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Well you fezza biatches, im out on the prowl at a pub in st kilda with freinds. Im looking for spanish paulo. So hands off lazy lou. I have not brushed the back of my hair, i squeezed into my daughters jeans and crop top and im ready to roll.
Now to order a dirty Martini, deapthroat the olive and post to social media
 
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Well you fezza biatches, im out on the prowl at a pub in st kilda with freinds. Im looking for spanish paulo. So hands off lazy lou. I have not brushed the back of my hair, i squeezed into my daughters jeans and crop top and im ready to roll.
Oh you bragger! I am kid free tonight, sitting in my knickers and tank top. Smashing down rice crackers and a side of wine because CBF cooking.

I hope you find Spanish Paulo .... I hope he is your Tommy Lee and excites you as much as a view of buildings at the Oakwood, excites EL.
 
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She packed multiple outfit changes but I bet only one pair of shoes.
 
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Has she? Has she done that in all her Stories? I didn't think she did but I was too caught up in her incredible showcase of the wall behind the curtain hotel...
 
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