Emmylou Loves #32 Wax your flaps and strap on in while we watch Emmy convince us she's thin

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If anyone feels the need in the future to express concern for her well-being please use today antics as a reminder that the only person she cares about is herself, whilst her antics give me an enormous amount of joy, her selfishness is next level and infuriates me. There is a little girl going to bed tonight probably wondering why her Mum did not spend the day with her for her birthday, that type of absence will be with her forever no matter how much fun she might have had with her Dad and siblings her Mum was not there.
I was thinking the same, when she took her week off I I did think about her mental health

She has something that is contagious but it sure as tit isn't confidence
I’m screaming ! 😮💨😂

She hasn’t even done a vida bithrday/appreciation post either 😳
 
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She’s just out on her phone. The Jesus Christ comment is already gone.
She’d be an absolute nightmare to go out with. Thank god I had no plans tonight, can just sit back and watch the tit show
 
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I created an account just so I can comment on Tattle.

Long time lurker.

I briefly caught some of the live and there was a question about foot and mouth disease. Emmylou skipped it and did not answer. I briefly watched part of the live.

Less than a week back. So much peacocking from our girl in all directions. Even tonight’s dress is in the colours of a peacock.
 
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I wonder what is specific about today that’s causing followers to drop off! We laugh and snark here but at least 40 have called time out on her today 😳
I wonder if people are disgusted with what they're seeing?

The Bali Q&A session (if that's what it was in her LIVE) was piss-poor! I meant to advertise and hold an actual - scheduled - Zoom session, Emmylou! You're expecting folks to hand over thousands and ask their answers via a LIVE session that they may or may not see, and isn't recorded so they won't have any evidence of what you told them? And just because YOU don't like yoga, it doesn't mean that everyone else should go without!
 
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She was out AND posed for this AND edited it. While people were watching. Jess and her friends must be thinking WTF is this ???? It’s next level. There is no humour or self awareness in this. Omg.
 
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About to mad dog dig into a party bag of Cheezles with 20lg of cheese and watch this tit show on a rocking Saturday night.

And no Emmylou one word, I'm not jealous of you being out and about. I don't go out regularly with my GFS bit when I do, I make the most of it and put my phone away.
 
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She’s just out on her phone. The Jesus Christ comment is already gone.
She’d be an absolute nightmare to go out with. Thank god I had no plans tonight, can just sit back and watch the tit show
Same here, hubby is in the family room watching the rugby and I am in the snug reading a book with one eye on Emmy’s Instagram account!
I am not getting much reading done as I have tears in my eyes from laughing! #🍆 is most definitely on Emmy’s to-do list tonight!
 

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I literally left for 1 hour and 15 mins and we went from page 11 to 16! LOL

I created an account just so I can comment on Tattle.

Long time lurker.

I briefly caught some of the live and there was a question about foot and mouth disease. Emmylou skipped it and did not answer. I briefly watched part of the live.

Less than a week back. So much peacocking from our girl in all directions. Even tonight’s dress is in the colours of a peacock.
Welcome!
 
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Why does she dres like a 16 year old in short and stretchy numbers? So bizarre when she could wear a nice scanlan skirt and knit and boots! Those white shoes belong in a dress up bin…
 
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Ahahahahahahahaha. I actually laughed out loud a minimum of 5 times in that dancing disaster.

Firstly she says it’s a dancing in heels thing - neither of the instructors were wearing heels.
Next she nearly flashes her gash while explaining why she can’t wear a leotard under her leggings, seemingly forgetting entirely about the existence of t-shirts and singlets that aren’t cropped.
Then she explains that she’s got a smoky eye coz it’s a sexy dance class, and follows that statement up with a burp.

honestly you couldn’t make this tit Up if you tried 😂😂😂😂
 
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She was out AND posed for this AND edited it. While people were watching. Jess and her friends must be thinking WTF is this ???? It’s next level. There is no humour or self awareness in this. Omg.
I was literally wondering the same thing.... that would have taken at least 5 minutes, how rude. What grown adult does that? Moulin Lou, that's who.
 
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To celebrate her dropping to 119k @Super Cute, I propose a Girls Night Out at the Sphinx! We'll film each other drinking dirty martinis in slow mo. G-Town Tattlers, who's in?! Get your faux fur out and shine your clodhoppers✌🏽💃🏻
 
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Ahahahahahahahaha. I actually laughed out loud a minimum of 5 times in that dancing disaster.

Firstly she says it’s a dancing in heels thing - neither of the instructors were wearing heels.
Next she nearly flashes her gash while explaining why she can’t wear a leotard under her leggings, seemingly forgetting entirely about the existence of t-shirts and singlets that aren’t cropped.
Then she explains that she’s got a smoky eye coz it’s a sexy dance class, and follows that statement up with a burp.

honestly you couldn’t make this tit Up if you tried 😂😂😂😂
And then there were the kneepads ... she just needed a helmet and she could've done a bit of rollerblading afterwards!
 
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