How come when Britney Saunders hasn’t been on for awhile and says she is flat out I genuinely believe she has been flat out. When EL says it I assume she isn’t and has really just been laying on her couch watching tv pigging out.
Emmylou Loves #32 Wax your flaps and strap on in while we watch Emmy convince us she's thin
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Crop tops are back! The beach ball looks deflated. Emmylou, please share your secrets.
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I can't bloody understand her! She's talking as fast as a freight train and sounds a bit twangy 
Emmylou, please add captions AND please put your presenter voice on during your Lives!
Emmylou, please add captions AND please put your presenter voice on during your Lives!
I genuinely hope not. I do not understand the need to message people directly that.
that is why I love this so much that I can come here and vent
Because we’ve seen the work behind the multiple businesses she runs. She’s in there actually doing the work.
EL just swans around being annoying, pretending she’s doing things.
So this narc flog is live and selling, selling selling the Bali trip. Doing the absolute hard sell and swearing like a fisherman’s wife trying to be relatable. Had the sound up and my husband was uggh turn her down her swearing is Over the top.
i can only wonder why on Vida’s birthday she is sitting in her lounge talking to a screen and not spending the afternoon with her - a lunch or a simple cupcake and hot chocolate afternoon. I know it’s Aaron’s weekend and all but not headed off to Braaaaads for a birthday treat or something?
i can only wonder why on Vida’s birthday she is sitting in her lounge talking to a screen and not spending the afternoon with her - a lunch or a simple cupcake and hot chocolate afternoon. I know it’s Aaron’s weekend and all but not headed off to Braaaaads for a birthday treat or something?
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Imagine! We’d be a hoot while solving the World’s problems togetherOmg are we friends in real lifeI have social anxiety but instead of asking for advice I just tend to self isolate lol. But I do completely agree with you, EL is extremely socially awkward due to her anxiety. I really do hope she is seeing a therapist who can help her deal with this and develop strategies to make socialising easier and more enjoyable. If she could simply relax and truly be confident in herself she might be quite likeable obviously I'm in a very charitable mood today to say this
I know
what I meant was “show up” (not physically) by making this day about her/you as her mum/you as her coparent… it’s like, even on your child’s special day it’s all about you.
Nope …back in my box…
A very snipped update (just from the tail end of the LIVE):
- Something-something-laptops-dance-swear words
- Brad has a partner (Manuel)
- Last night's
atrocitydress was from ASOS Curve I'm still mystified as to why she doesn't wear her own brand - She's off to dance class now
- ... But will hope to jump on later to show everyone when she does her makeup - exciting!
I have no words 
A great app for meeting people is the Meet Up app. Not a dating site. They have all sorts of groups on there. My fave is the Explore Melbourne group - they might be going to dinner and a movie one week, a star gazing photo shoot the next and a day trip to the snow the week after, or hiking or Devonshire tea in the Dandenongs - they do all sorts of stuff as a group. There’s Meet Up groups all over Australia and for all different hobbies and interests
when she lets the mask slip you can see in her eyes and her facial expressions how angst ridden she is
Nit picking but I hate it when she talks about the Bali room with 4 bunk beds and she says you and 4 girlfriends can stay in it. And she told the 54yo woman that she is 43, so 10 years younger than her. Maths is not her strong point. She didn't save the live but it was incredibly boring anyway. The Bali trip is open to men and women but not children as there's no pool fences. At the start of the trip you sign something about either agreeing or disagreeing to being filmed.
If the villa is full, EmmyLou will stay next door. If there's a spare room, she will stay in Seseh.
First and 3rd week are filling up but not the middle week. She thinks the first week has about 8 people so far.
This retreat won't have yoga - she's been talked into going to retreats that are expensive and left them feeling less confident than when she started the retreats.
If the villa is full, EmmyLou will stay next door. If there's a spare room, she will stay in Seseh.
First and 3rd week are filling up but not the middle week. She thinks the first week has about 8 people so far.
This retreat won't have yoga - she's been talked into going to retreats that are expensive and left them feeling less confident than when she started the retreats.
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"Who are these common people coming at me with questions like this"
She talked up the Bali trip A LOT. But first she started with talking about how hard the first few months have been since ALove left us. She's even found herself speaking harshly about herself - calling herself disgusting.
Once she gets the crowd in feeling sorry for her, she went hard BALI.
Once she gets the crowd in feeling sorry for her, she went hard BALI.
Apparently they all went out for breakfast this morning and now no friend Emmy is off to a dance class
She absolutely amped up the swearing trying to be relatable. Confirmed she won’t be staying in the villa but will be staying next door. Can’t wait to just sit around and chat, hates Yoga that’s why it isn’t on the agenda / doesn’t want her community to be sore, looking forward to sunbathing in her g-string with her tatas out, husbands are welcome, super inclusive… blah, blah, blah.
Oh, I love MeetUp! I'm the 'meeting organiser' for my local Law of Attraction group (no Emmylou, you cannot join!). We do it all virtually and have people from as far as Malaysia joining in (otherwise, it's mostly Kiwis, from up and down the country). I've definitely made some great friends via it.
There’s no way she’s staying at the same villa as her ‘tribe’. I know she said she’d be next door if it was booked out but I reckon she’ll be next door no matter what.
She was quite animated and her hands and arms were swinging about. Are you tender after lipo? I would guess so and no sign on her belly of a recent scar - just the old one.
She mentioned that she filmed herself at Woolies last night and bought junk food - was it sugar free ice cream, Woolie's Cheese rings and something else. She ate half the ice cream last night and the other half today. The way she is eating now, she will re-gain whatever she lost and however she lost it really fast.
She mentioned that she filmed herself at Woolies last night and bought junk food - was it sugar free ice cream, Woolie's Cheese rings and something else. She ate half the ice cream last night and the other half today. The way she is eating now, she will re-gain whatever she lost and however she lost it really fast.
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