I won't wear a bra
I won't wear a braI’ll organise some dirty martinis and Kmart plates.
I’m the worst gift wrapper of all time. I’m too impatient and my husband laughs when he sees my wrapping but no matter each of my kids presents were wrapped with such love each bday. I think I’m more excited seeing my kids unwrap and tear off the paper and then the whole pile of ripped wrappers left behind after they’ve taken their presents. It’s pure joy. They’re teenagers now and they want money more so but its still the best feeling on bday mornings. A cuddle, special breakfast (homemade) and as my kids always said , it’s not a birthday without cake!Just have to chime in re birthday gift presentation. My folks didn't have a lot of money whilst we were growing up, but mum put so much love and care into presenting our gifts beautifully. One Easter she spelt our initals out in Smarties (of course we thought it was the Easter Bunny and I'm even more grateful thinking how this stressed out woman working 3 jobs and dealing with a lazy narc husband could still take the time to make her kids feel so special). She would blow up balloons and when we got older make beautiful posies of flowers from the garden. She sourced gift wrap and ribbons from the op shop. No matter the budget, it's not hard to present a gift nicely. Emmylou straight up doesn't give a flying fuck about how her kids feel. Just toss them a brown paper bag with things shoved in. The Seed bag was probably an oldie of hers with some random stuff in there - my very wealthy sister-in-law does this - gifts my kids the cheapest shit in Country Road and upscale florist bags. One year she gave her brother, my husband, a Scrabble mug with a $1.50 clearance sticker still stuck to it He doesn't even play Scrabble so it's not like it was the thought that counts - it was literally the cheapest thing she could findSorry to go off tangent, I just really hate when people don't even try to make someone else's birthday a special day, especially when it's a young child.
It’s her go to shop for the girls. She puts no thought into those poor kidsThen we wouldn’t know it was from Seed ya know, doesn’t every 7 yo want a birthday gift from Seed.
Or the filthiest night club I’ve ever been to, Lava Lounge in Berwick. I still feel violated after being dragged there with a single girlfriend 5 years agoMy daughter who's a similar age would love some Seed clips etc but she'd also love me to stick around for the day and not be mad doggin' it at a solo dance class
Juice, in Ringwood hahahahahaha she didn't but I can imagine her going there. Not sure it even exists anymore
Thiseach of my kids presents were wrapped with such love
Agreed for someone who spends so much money on themselves to not even make an effort on their kids 7th birthday is heartbreaking. Balloons aren’t even expensive it makes me sick she put no effort into her baby girls birthday. Geez my kids get about a week of birthdayThisit's the absolute lack of love from her that kills me. She sends her shitty ZM clothes out with more care than she does her own kids birthday and Christmas gifts. Even if the gifts are presented in bags, get the 7 year old a balloon or something! Fuck. It's not that hard, and if she had any foresight she'd get Big W on board ahead of time to collaborate.
I'm still enraged at that, when she let the kids go outside the pub on their own so they could make videos of nice things about herI still cannot believe that she did not post a birthday message for Vida, she sure as hell did one for her own birthday, also Camelia & Sage, why not Vida?
Howling . That's in my suburb and will admit going there one too many times with the girls after a few too many. it's always a great idea in the momentOr the filthiest night club I’ve ever been to, Lava Lounge in Berwick. I still feel violated after being dragged there with a single girlfriend 5 years agoEL would fit right in
And no baking a cake.. She went to more effort to make that Herpesbird cake for Brad's cafe illegally in her hovelAgreed for someone who spends so much money on themselves to not even make an effort on their kids 7th birthday is heartbreaking. Balloons aren’t even expensive it makes me sick she put no effort into her baby girls birthday. Geez my kids get about a week of birthday.
Just have to chime in re birthday gift presentation. My folks didn't have a lot of money whilst we were growing up, but mum put so much love and care into presenting our gifts beautifully. One Easter she spelt our initals out in Smarties (of course we thought it was the Easter Bunny and I'm even more grateful thinking how this stressed out woman working 3 jobs and dealing with a lazy narc husband could still take the time to make her kids feel so special). She would blow up balloons and when we got older make beautiful posies of flowers from the garden. She sourced gift wrap and ribbons from the op shop. No matter the budget, it's not hard to present a gift nicely. Emmylou straight up doesn't give a flying fuck about how her kids feel. Just toss them a brown paper bag with things shoved in. The Seed bag was probably an oldie of hers with some random stuff in there - my very wealthy sister-in-law does this - gifts my kids the cheapest shit in Country Road and upscale florist bags. One year she gave her brother, my husband, a Scrabble mug with a $1.50 clearance sticker still stuck to it He doesn't even play Scrabble so it's not like it was the thought that counts - it was literally the cheapest thing she could findSorry to go off tangent, I just really hate when people don't even try to make someone else's birthday a special day, especially when it's a young child.
Thissssssssss Christmas, trips away (interstate, overseas) ALL the time so she can further her celebrity pursuit. I am all for mums having time out and doing something for themselves but that is all she does, everything is for herself or instagram.Not sure why people are surprised she hasn't done a birthday post, was a big enough deal for her to show up for an hour or 2.... remember this is the same selfish narc woman that missed Christmas with her 2 little children and took her newborn away to go to a fkn international fat farm! Her world revolves around no one but herself!
Can I come live with you MessyThis makes me so angry!!!
Come and live part-time with me, little Vida ... you can feed my rescue horses carrots and apples, run around with my crazy dog and cuddle my hens. We'll do lots of fun crafty stuff (I have GLITTER!) and you will be the star of the show.
I lost it at Herpesbird cakeAnd no baking a cake.. She went to more effort to make that Herpesbird cake for Brad's cafe illegally in her hovel
Yes, and then the other half with me!This makes me so angry!!!
Come and live part-time with me, little Vida ... you can feed my rescue horses carrots and apples, run around with my crazy dog and cuddle my hens. We'll do lots of fun crafty stuff (I have GLITTER!) and you will be the star of the show.
He is a privileged bragging twat that needs to pull his fat head in & quit with the #thanks Covid . Emmylouoneword is just a dickEhead.Bit off topic, but I watched TRDOM and they are so gross too. One of the stories is about the service they received from someone and they added that they watched them served other people in the same manner, not just them - like calm down you’re no celebrity this person is probably just great at customer service.
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