Emmylou Loves #32 Wax your flaps and strap on in while we watch Emmy convince us she's thin

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I appreciate the mutual disgust we have for moulinLou… the only reason I’m sad that the threads move so fast is we don’t get to appreciate the thread titles for very long… :ROFLMAO:
 
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Apologies to all our Tattler communidy that are waking up to 20+pages in 24 hours! We salty trolls got bizzy in our caves sipping “the tea” in our recliners on a Saturday noight in!
It really made a boring Saturday night at home, so much more fun!
 
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I love that Moulin Lou crapped on about how great this ladies dance school was and how uplifting it was and how 'farrrrk staying up until 11PM to go dancin *burp* fark that! Ya can do it farkin ere!'

*later on that night*

Out dancing until 130AM.

Um, OK?
 
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Then we wouldn’t know it was from Seed ya know, doesn’t every 7 yo want a birthday gift from Seed.
My daughter who's a similar age would love some Seed clips etc but she'd also love me to stick around for the day and not be mad doggin' it at a solo dance class

Clubs generally have cover charges. Has she said where she went? My husband owns a club and I used to be a door witch so I know the scene here pretty well.
Juice, in Ringwood hahahahahaha she didn't but I can imagine her going there. Not sure it even exists anymore
 
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Here's hoping that this glorious Sunday is a day of reflection for those Tattlers who actually felt sorry for MoulinLou.

Those feelings should now be permanently put to bed.🤣
 
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Juice, in Ringwood hahahahahaha she didn't but I can imagine her going there. Not sure it even exists anymore
Oh man, Jooce - that takes me back! I think the building is still there but the club is long gone.

I recognised the restaurant where they ate and I can’t imagine they would have walked too far from there which narrows it down a little - but honestly I can’t think of anywhere decent these days that would let her in.
 
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Ohhhh you guys ...

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I was waiting at Canteen bright and early this morning, all excited and nobody turned up - not one of you even had the decency to text me to say you couldn't make it! It was okay though - I just went and bothered Brad in the kitchen and we talked about how he used MY recipe to make the pasta dish I've been eating all week long, as well as the five-day old curry that I put into portion-sized containers (one each for morning tea, lunch, afternoon tea, and dinner [breakfast is a small diet coke]) and how he added lots of DILL and ... oh wait, that didn't happen.

When it became apparent nobody was coming, I headed off to The Graham, posted to my 'gram about how I was a powerful woman choosing to eat alone, and had the wait staff shoot footage.

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Most of the wait staff were helpful and obliging, but then I got stuck with this chick. I don't know what her issue was - I did say please, yet she seemed to think I was being funny by asking for more photos taken from a different angle.

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Anyway, I'm back home now and about to dig into just a small slice of hummingbird cake (I don't eat a lot).
 
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Ok just popping in no real time to read. WTF was that dance class she’s so stiff she’s never gonna be a great mover but great entertainment for us.
The dress to go out so wrong on so many levels first bit flattering second her boobs sag third not age appropriate
EL just and fyi Jess is not a friend she’s someone you pay and at best an acquaintance.
Lastly based on long walks I’ll come back and report my weight loss tattlers I’m doing 8-10km a day and sweating more than I thought was humanly possible
 
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Oh man, Jooce - that takes me back! I think the building is still there but the club is long gone.

I recognised the restaurant where they ate and I can’t imagine they would have walked too far from there which narrows it down a little - but honestly I can’t think of anywhere decent these days that would let her in.
Wait, Metro Seriously Overage?
 
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I still cannot believe that she did not post a birthday message for Vida, she sure as hell did one for her own birthday, also Camelia & Sage, why not Vida?
This makes me so angry!!!

Come and live part-time with me, little Vida ... you can feed my rescue horses carrots and apples, run around with my crazy dog and cuddle my hens. We'll do lots of fun crafty stuff (I have GLITTER!) and you will be the star of the show.
 
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Just have to chime in re birthday gift presentation. My folks didn't have a lot of money whilst we were growing up, but mum put so much love and care into presenting our gifts beautifully. One Easter she spelt our initals out in Smarties (of course we thought it was the Easter Bunny and I'm even more grateful thinking how this stressed out woman working 3 jobs and dealing with a lazy narc husband could still take the time to make her kids feel so special). She would blow up balloons and when we got older make beautiful posies of flowers from the garden. She sourced gift wrap and ribbons from the op shop. No matter the budget, it's not hard to present a gift nicely. Emmylou straight up doesn't give a flying duck about how her kids feel. Just toss them a brown paper bag with things shoved in. The Seed bag was probably an oldie of hers with some random stuff in there - my very wealthy sister-in-law does this - gifts my kids the cheapest tit in Country Road and upscale florist bags. One year she gave her brother, my husband, a Scrabble mug with a $1.50 clearance sticker still stuck to it He doesn't even play Scrabble so it's not like it was the thought that counts - it was literally the cheapest thing she could find 😆 Sorry to go off tangent, I just really hate when people don't even try to make someone else's birthday a special day, especially when it's a young child.
 
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