Came here to say the same thing.Oh her poor thighs are killing her, she can't walk 200
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Emmylou Loves #32 Wax your flaps and strap on in while we watch Emmy convince us she's thin
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Holy tit.
I go on insta tonight (after a while away) and my eyes nearly fall out of my head. WTAF.
I go on insta tonight (after a while away) and my eyes nearly fall out of my head. WTAF.
#positivehr - yes sooooo positive. May want to rethink working with this one! Lol 
Grab ya crotch like ya just don't care!!
Grab ya crotch like ya just don't care!!
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I am about your age I cannot remember the ice cream (I want some some sounds yum) but you did make me think of the Lime Fresh soap.I’ve been searching the googles for about an hour but I can’t find the image I need! I think I have synesthesia (some words I can ‘taste’) and tonight that bloody dress has triggered a taste!
I’m positive that when I was young (currently 52yo) there was a pineapple/lime version of neapolitan ice cream. Can anyone back this up?
This titty tangle dress tastes like this ice cream
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Fun fact - BFF’s Jessica and EL don’t follow each other on Insta - only the Positive HR acct and EL follow each other
What a night!!These last two nights are unusually weird. Everything she does, even with her kids, has an intent.
Last night showed her stupid tribe it’s empowering to go out to dinner on your own/go to her Bali retreat in your own.
Tonight showed her stupid tribe it’s so much fun going out with the girls/going to her Bali retreat with the girls.
I reckon she will get a couple of sign up after this display of girls just want to have fun
PS wrap your kids presents up you lazy slug.
Last night showed her stupid tribe it’s empowering to go out to dinner on your own/go to her Bali retreat in your own.
Tonight showed her stupid tribe it’s so much fun going out with the girls/going to her Bali retreat with the girls.
I reckon she will get a couple of sign up after this display of girls just want to have fun
PS wrap your kids presents up you lazy slug.
Maybe she is auditioning for Australia‘s Got Talent she tried for MasterChef & TBL third time lucky perhaps.
Guys. Its been 23 hours and we are LITERALLY half way through a thread. I just watched her stories and i knew you guys would have been on fire 
I fell over myself running here to say WHAT.... AND I CANNOTTTT STRESS THIS ENOUGH...... THE duck????????
1. The sun is not shining - not in your life, definitely not in the evening in a cocktail bar. Do not, i repeat, do not use music from one of my favourite artists in the world bc if you ruin him for me ill literally hate you.
2. Girl you spend that much money on yourself get a boob job. Do it. You will actually look great OR STOP WEARING DRESSING FOR bleeping TEENAGERS WHO HAVE THEIR BOOBS SITTING UPRIGHT.
FFS. This dress is not made for you man. Its just not.
3. Throw those bleeping giant rubber clogs in the bin. Melt them with HCl i dont get. Remove them from existence or with all your money buy something new. Literally could have worn white go go boots from Windsor Smith with that dress and kept a mod theme with the fur and dress. Why do you do everything half assed? WHY.
Pig.
But when I moved to London I used Bumble BFF and now two of my best friends in the whole entire world i met via bumble bff. One from the app and one through a girl i met on the app.
I love that there are options like that and Meet up and groups to make friends!
I fell over myself running here to say WHAT.... AND I CANNOTTTT STRESS THIS ENOUGH...... THE duck????????
1. The sun is not shining - not in your life, definitely not in the evening in a cocktail bar. Do not, i repeat, do not use music from one of my favourite artists in the world bc if you ruin him for me ill literally hate you.
2. Girl you spend that much money on yourself get a boob job. Do it. You will actually look great OR STOP WEARING DRESSING FOR bleeping TEENAGERS WHO HAVE THEIR BOOBS SITTING UPRIGHT.
FFS. This dress is not made for you man. Its just not.
3. Throw those bleeping giant rubber clogs in the bin. Melt them with HCl i dont get. Remove them from existence or with all your money buy something new. Literally could have worn white go go boots from Windsor Smith with that dress and kept a mod theme with the fur and dress. Why do you do everything half assed? WHY.
Pig.
Is this an app or just on fb? I dont have fb.
But when I moved to London I used Bumble BFF and now two of my best friends in the whole entire world i met via bumble bff. One from the app and one through a girl i met on the app.
I love that there are options like that and Meet up and groups to make friends!
SKIDDIESSSSOh for god sake.No no no .
Smokey eye no - no!
Crop top -no!
she is just like a dirty stain in your husbands jocks
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I am traumatised by the dress, coat, shoe combination.
Traumatised.
Choices were made tonight, people.
Bad bad choices
Traumatised.
Choices were made tonight, people.
Bad bad choices
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What it looked like....Giving me what I ordered vs what I got type vibes....
It's still on their website. Called the In Tulum Mini Dress.
What I received.....
What are you talking about?
She's bringing sexy back!
Albeit looking the drag queen version of Princess Fiona......
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It's official! Dropped to 119k followers. Whatever she is doing she needs to switch gears.
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So much swearing when EL was walking with the girls to the next bar. She's just so loud and making sure the attention is all on her.
Oof ladies (and gents?).. I don’t usually do the catch up thing when there’s pages and pages, but I popped a Ritalin this morning so I’m feeling motivated 
So sad I missed all the antics last night. I watched a movie and fell asleep with my daughter. You’ve all been wonderful entertainment whilst I have my morning coffee!
Now to start my day with ELs stories from last night and pray she wakes up, sees her following he dropped (massively!!) and does a live or some stories
So sad I missed all the antics last night. I watched a movie and fell asleep with my daughter. You’ve all been wonderful entertainment whilst I have my morning coffee!
Now to start my day with ELs stories from last night and pray she wakes up, sees her following he dropped (massively!!) and does a live or some stories
Good morning tattlers! We have a fan!
I'm off-line for the day. Family Sunday! Enjoy your day everyone.
I'm off-line for the day. Family Sunday! Enjoy your day everyone.
All I could think when I say this:
Scratch and sniff
Scratch and sniff
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‘Yayasisterhood’ cheering on our yoyomama
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Wait was she in that street last night!!!! Fuuuuuck i was literally at a wine bar across from that Spqr pizzeria. But I’m a cranky tired bore who needs to be home in pjs by 9pm so must have missed her!!!
You lovely people move too fast for me these days it seems we’ve built up our tribe here 
I’ve skipped ahead bUt like a lot of others, that dress is so ick. I am all for body positivity but there is also dressing to flatter your shape?! And there are some really sexy bigger women who just ooze appeal.
Now I’m no supermodel, I’ve had two kids and my boobs definitely aren’t perky anymore but WHYYYY would you wear a dress like that.
her sloppy jaloppies point SE and SW. They’re on different pages. They didn’t get the memo. They’re both trying to escape the centre of attention.
i bleeping hate those shoes. I want to burn them. They are so inelegant and none of that outfit goes together. The white shoes with the black bag?! Ick. I thought she was a stylist? (Refers to ELL’s CV
some ladies 40+ can pull of dressing younger without the reek of desperation but our gal just gives off mutton dressed as lamb.
i ~almost~ feel sorry for her but then I’m reminded she does this all for attention
it seems we’ve built up our tribe here I’ve skipped ahead bUt like a lot of others, that dress is so ick. I am all for body positivity but there is also dressing to flatter your shape?! And there are some really sexy bigger women who just ooze appeal.
Now I’m no supermodel, I’ve had two kids and my boobs definitely aren’t perky anymore but WHYYYY would you wear a dress like that.
her sloppy jaloppies point SE and SW. They’re on different pages. They didn’t get the memo. They’re both trying to escape the centre of attention.
i bleeping hate those shoes. I want to burn them. They are so inelegant and none of that outfit goes together. The white shoes with the black bag?! Ick. I thought she was a stylist? (Refers to ELL’s CV
some ladies 40+ can pull of dressing younger without the reek of desperation but our gal just gives off mutton dressed as lamb.
i ~almost~ feel sorry for her but then I’m reminded she does this all for attention
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I got home last night, looked at her stories and can I say I RAN here 23 pages to catch up on though!
Took me three views of that seductive martini reel to get this screen shot so you fezzas better appreciate it
What was she thinking 🫠
23 pages to catch up on though! Took me three views of that seductive martini reel to get this screen shot so you fezzas better appreciate it
What was she thinking 🫠
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