Aldi used to do a pine lime tub that had coconut flakes on it. That was pretty tasty…
Emmylou Loves #32 Wax your flaps and strap on in while we watch Emmy convince us she's thin
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Has anyone thought that maybe Aaron bailed because he said he wanted her to be more vampish and exciting? 
... That might explain the very odd Camilla streetside fashion parade and this atrocity?
... That might explain the very odd Camilla streetside fashion parade and this atrocity?
The shoes are horrid. It doesn’t matter what outfit she wears them with, they’re hideous!!
Too bad she didnt bite into a massove olive pit!!! Lmao!!!
Sweet cheeses!! I get home from an event and we’re at 23 pages in 20 hours. I have half a thread to catch up on.
Emmylou I’m too tired to slap you, would you bash your face against my palm? Unless you end up on your back tonight pointing your heals to the stars, my trauma would not have been worth it. It’s been so long since you made love. If you can’t even remember who gets tied up just ask him to tether you somewhere and I’ll come collect you in the morning.
Emmylou I’m too tired to slap you, would you bash your face against my palm? Unless you end up on your back tonight pointing your heals to the stars, my trauma would not have been worth it. It’s been so long since you made love. If you can’t even remember who gets tied up just ask him to tether you somewhere and I’ll come collect you in the morning.
Just catching up on todays stories….so many thoughts!!
WTF was that dance class??? The outfit was hideous and impractical and why wear all the makeup and those stupid shoes and who was filming??? The ‘dancing’ was so cringe I couldn’t beat to watch most of it. And why come home to have a shower and wash all the makeup off to just put more on??
The night club dress….she must be freezing
and again with the hideous shoes. And the video with her sitting down at the bar 
who is filming this stuff?? Just go and have a night out with out filming every thing!
WTF was that dance class??? The outfit was hideous and impractical and why wear all the makeup and those stupid shoes and who was filming??? The ‘dancing’ was so cringe I couldn’t beat to watch most of it. And why come home to have a shower and wash all the makeup off to just put more on??
The night club dress….she must be freezing
and again with the hideous shoes. And the video with her sitting down at the bar who is filming this stuff?? Just go and have a night out with out filming every thing!
Thanks to all of you gals i know they're dubbed "clacky mules", but i always refer to them as "clunky mules" to make my better half roll her eyes and correct me
Christ on a cracker what the feck is this fuckery she’s wearing? My boyfriend just bore witness to the tit show of EL and asked what the duck is that thing and why is it dressed like a pine lime splice
Oh what a day! Thank YOU lazylou!
First, an amazingly funny parody of a 'sexy ' dance. Comedic gold!
Then she dresses up in a Brittany Spears/Ice skating/80s hooker dress that looks so bad her breasts are flopping all over the place in a desperate attempt to get the duck outta there.
Such a great look for an exciting night out withacquaintances employees friends to have some drinks (not that she drinks 
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And all while avoiding her daughter's birthday for most of the day and fending off attention-starved dogs.
Don't ever stop making every day alllllll about you LL!
First, an amazingly funny parody of a 'sexy ' dance. Comedic gold!
Then she dresses up in a Brittany Spears/Ice skating/80s hooker dress that looks so bad her breasts are flopping all over the place in a desperate attempt to get the duck outta there.
Such a great look for an exciting night out with
).And all while avoiding her daughter's birthday for most of the day and fending off attention-starved dogs.
Don't ever stop making every day alllllll about you LL!
Not butter on a salada (x3 with cheese)?Christ on a cracker what the feck is this fuckery she’s wearing? My boyfriend just bore witness to the tit show of EL and asked what the duck is that thing and why is it dressed like a pine lime splice
Now I can see it.Christ on a cracker what the feck is this fuckery she’s wearing? My boyfriend just bore witness to the tit show of EL and asked what the duck is that thing and why is it dressed like a pine lime splice
Appears she is trying to emulate the main/most recognisable dress Jenna (Jennifer Garner) wore in 13 going on 30!Christ on a cracker what the feck is this fuckery she’s wearing? My boyfriend just bore witness to the tit show of EL and asked what the duck is that thing and why is it dressed like a pine lime splice
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Twist my titties (no pun intended) you never know what you will get with our girl! She is like a box of assortment chocolates without a label or description while trying to work out what the filling is in the chocolates.
The dance has to be some sort of sexy mating call? Where is David Attenborough when you need him?
Will we get a visit from drunk/hangovers Emmylou tomorrow? Who knows!
Back to today’s live and did anyone else see the comment that the Bali trip is not for the gram. Then Emmy perks us and went on about it not being for the gram. Another person asked if it will be a yearly thing the retreats.
Then my phone died.
The dance has to be some sort of sexy mating call? Where is David Attenborough when you need him?
Will we get a visit from drunk/hangovers Emmylou tomorrow? Who knows!
Back to today’s live and did anyone else see the comment that the Bali trip is not for the gram. Then Emmy perks us and went on about it not being for the gram. Another person asked if it will be a yearly thing the retreats.
Then my phone died.
I’m pretty sure there was a green white and orange one if that’s the one you’re thinking of, by Peters and maybe called Trio?I’ve been searching the googles for about an hour but I can’t find the image I need! I think I have synesthesia (some words I can ‘taste’) and tonight that bloody dress has triggered a taste!
I’m positive that when I was young (currently 52yo) there was a pineapple/lime version of neapolitan ice cream. Can anyone back this up?
This titty tangle dress tastes like this ice cream
(I’m reading online people saying Trio was only a WA thing so
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All I see are saddlebag tits and then the undertits (her upper stomach).
Out of all the fugly I’ll-fitting outfits EL has worn over the years, this one takes the cake! I just cannot fathom someone looking in the mirror and thinking that looked good. And she seriously needs to get fitted for some new bras.
Emmylou Loves #33 Moulin Lou gave us a show, dirty Martini in slow-mo, poor Vidas birthday? Not a mention, but mumma pine lime craves some 
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attentiondon’t think Ricky’s lady lurve would like Emmylou lolI wonder if she headed over to The Exchange to have a crack at Ricky Nixon
im tired of her swearing. I can swear like the best of them but I know when and where to, and I’m not trying to get a gig on tv or in media. As much as I have much time for Bec Judd and others they aren’t swearing like wharfies like EL and Sofie.
when will these brands stop using them??
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Oh her poor thighs are killing her, she can't walk 200
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